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    #92
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    kowloon wrote: »
    To answer the mickey shaped vibrator question. NSFW

    It's geared towards gay men, judging by the pic, and it's a cob of corn


    Heh :pac:


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    #93
    krudler
    Registered Users Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    whats with all the sex threads in AH?

    You all in heat or something?

    Pandas really dont get sex do they? You're nearly extinct! start riding!


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    #94
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    krudler wrote: »

    Pandas really dont get sex do they? You're nearly extinct! start riding!

    Okay

    TO THE LADIES LOUNGE


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    #95
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Okay

    TO THE LADIES LOUNGE



    BRACE YOURSELVES LADIES

    [ insert obligatory Sean Bean pic]

    THE PANDA IS COMING!!!


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    #96
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    BBDBB wrote: »



    BRACE YOURSELVES LADIES

    [ insert obligatory Sean Bean pic]

    THE PANDA IS COMING!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1sM2KFGZAM


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    #97
    lightspeed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭lightspeed


    I thought they just scissored each other.


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    #98
    damagegt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    lightspeed wrote: »
    I thought they just scissored each other.


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    #99
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    As somebody's pointed out, a lot of lesbians have absolutely no interest in penetrative sex, or dildos. Although if your entire window on the lesbian world is porn, you may believe otherwise. G spot and psychological aspect aside, most women don't actually get a whole lot out of the actual vagina action in itself because it's not really all that sensitive past the entrance.

    The second point is that dildos aren't so much shaped to replicate the shape of penises as they are the reverse of a vagina, and some people enjoy contracting around something while being otherwise stimulated.

    #TheMoreYouKnow


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    #100
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    reminder to order my copy of lesbian sex 101 in time for xmas


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    #101
    Vojera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭Vojera


    ashers22 wrote: »
    reminder to order my copy of lesbian sex 101 in time for xmas

    It exists!


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    #102
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Vojera wrote: »
    It exists!

    I can't believe they didn't call it a handbook.


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    #103
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,267 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    One thing you can say aboot Lesbians............................................they make Great Movies

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #104
    stmol32
    Registered Users Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    kowloon wrote: »
    To answer the mickey shaped vibrator question. NSFW

    Why is that NSFW?

    I have seventeen of them on me desk and no-one has ever said anything about it to me.

    Except all them people from the personnel department, the party poopers.


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    #105
    weisses
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2cCksUt4wE


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    #106
    lightspeed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭lightspeed


    How cum there are not more lesbians looking for threesomes with men?
    Surely the real McCoy would be better than some toy.


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    #107
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    Pandas.

    What ?!


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    #108
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    lightspeed wrote: »
    How cum there are not more lesbians looking for threesomes with men?
    Surely the real McCoy would be better than some toy.

    I don't think you've really got the gist of this lesbian idea, to be honest.


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    #109
    Maldesu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,416 ✭✭✭Maldesu


    upstairs for coffee wrote: »

    "I am attracted to women yet use plastic imitations of the penis to pleasure my sexual partner"

    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?


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    #110
    damagegt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Maldesu wrote: »
    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?

    boredom


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    #111
    ashers22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 289 ✭✭ashers22


    Vojera wrote: »
    It exists!

    I want it now dammit!


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    #112
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Maldesu wrote: »
    I'm straight but yet I feel that wrapping my own hand around my penis and pleasuring myself is abnormal'...

    So boys and girls, what does the hand represent?

    Idle playthings are the devil's hands. Or something.


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    #113
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    ''I'm only into Gay porn...
    ...but both chicks have to be hot !'' - John Cooper Clarke


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    #114
    MonkeyBalls
    Registered Users Posts: 437 ✭✭MonkeyBalls


    most lezzies just haven't met the right man


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    #115
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    MonkeyBalls wrote: »
    most lezzies just haven't met the right man

    Right man hasn't been born and his mother is dead.


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    #116
    donfers
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭donfers


    sorry it it has been mentioned but i haven't read the whole thread

    one thing that confuses me about lesbians is why some of them deliberately go for a more masuline, butch look when they are attracted to and by females


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    #117
    Higher
    Site Banned Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭Higher


    My friend had a threesome with two lesbians who had been going out for years. One of them got really upset that the other was too into him and they broke up over it. My mate didn't care though, he just had a threesome with two hot lesbians.


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    #118
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    donfers wrote: »
    sorry it it has been mentioned but i haven't read the whole thread

    one thing that confuses me about lesbians is why some of them deliberately go for a more masuline, butch look when they are attracted to and by females

    Maybe you are confused as you have a very narrow definition of what females should look like.


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    #119
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    did anyone else see the lesbians in q bar yesterday? they were practically at it on the table they were at


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    #120
    jaffacakesyum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,207 ✭✭✭jaffacakesyum


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    did anyone else see the lesbians in q bar yesterday? they were practically at it on the table they were at

    Maybe I should've gone to Q Bar instead of the George last night! :pac:

    Q Bar is sh1t though, I'm not surprised they were at it on the table. Have to make that place interesting somehow


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    #121
    efb
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    jaffacakesyum wrote: »
    Maybe I should've gone to Q Bar instead of the George last night! :pac:

    Q Bar is sh1t though, I'm not surprised they were at it on the table. Have to make that place interesting somehow

    The G was shight last night, bad karaoke


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