Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

RhubarbCrumble wrote:

Atrocious spelling aside, can anyone not just have a child/baby/son/daughter any more? Why does everyone child have to be a 'little man' or a 'little princess'?

I've seen 2 "little leprechauns" today

Clair4 wrote:

Call a sped let's get it on subuln I'm not an edget I'm sort it **** out trust I've ben quit no body no **** sort yer gaffff trust

I think you may be are slightly further along the scale than that.


Not you Clair .

That person could do with hanging around a school for a bit too.

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook, invented the word BFF. To make sure your account is safe on Facebook, type BFF in a comment. If it appears green, your account is protected. If it does not appear in green, change your password immediately because it will be hacked.

I don't even know where to start... :rolleyes:

"My cousin is been bullied by (insert girl's name) on Facebook an is suasidle."

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Local community page, shared from a personal page:

"Be on d'lookout for wite van acting spicisly near schol you just dunno could be peterfile"

Better toddle off there quick Peter!

I'm going to guess that their spellcheck/autocorrect gave up a long time ago

corner of hells wrote: »

"hi anyone now anyone got any spate tickets for irlsand got talent for me aunty sis ***** ** ******** on tonight and all tickets been sold without them told even if they just got 2 for her mam and dad thete eledery and really love sed there daughter tonight please can someone help them " .

Anyone help , please ?

Sorry, who wants to go??!

dreamers75 wrote: »

Was also going to post that, seems we have someone in common!!!

It's truly magnificent.

anewme wrote: »

2 friends shared a page called “happy in your Nappycake” to win a prize of a nappycake, which appears to be load of babies nappies rolled together.

I’m too old to share it, I wonder if she will make me a tena lady cake?������

Clean ones or used ones? :eek:

Gravelly wrote: »

Clean ones or used ones? :eek:

A good cake has filling.

Kingp35 wrote: »

"We need sinn fein in running the country as they seem to be the only legit and sincere government out there despite what they did during the wars and all I know they killed loads of people but they're not corrupt like fine gael and fianna fail are and homelessness would edinitely be reduced if we gave these guys a chance at it"

It’s frightening that people arecstarting to see sf as a viable option

Lisha wrote: »

It’s frightening that people arecstarting to see sf as a viable option

Well they have eliminated homlessnes in the north and turned the place in to a utopia for all...........

pgj2015 wrote: »

The people who would vote for sinn fein are the same kind of people who voted for Britain to leave the EU.

:rolleyes:

SF virulently opposed Brexit, and are strongly pro-EU (as long as there's money in it for them) and open borders, hardly the same as those who voted for Brexit.

My home was broken into last Tuesday and my 4year olds stuff was taking a PlayStation 4 and a Nintendo switch I reported it to balbriggan garda station and to no reveal did they help..So I tracked my stuff down and contacted balbriggan garda station on Sunday night to tell them where my son's stuff was sold to the garda told me on the phone that if I've the boxes receipts etc to contact them Monday morning and they would meet me at the shop [shop Name] on railway street balbriggan.
So come Monday morning I go into the shop tell them they have my stolen property to witch the owner laughed at me and openly admitted he had my son's PlayStation 4 and that the Nintendo switch was sold...he said to give him his money and he'd give me my stuff...So as,all this is going on I'd have been onto balbriggan garda station to tell them I was there and to no reveal did they make an appearance they new I had the boxes receipts etc after an hour of been there [shop Name] the owner his employee assaulted me and threw me out of the shop to witch all is on cctv and still no appearance from balbriggan garda station even after reporting the assault to them after it happening so I hung around the shop for another hour to wait for the garda to come and nothing...
So after the 2hr ordeal I decided to go home.
[store name] the owner made a call at around 4pm and by half 4 the garda where at my door banging it down???(kinda makes you wonder doesn't it are they in his pocket)???they entered my home to tell me [shop Name] done no wrong and as for the assault the garda wasn't in a position to take a statement from me to have him charged for assault...
You see the garda taught I was just a silly little girl but little did they know I new the law.
[shop Name] the owner should have been charged under the criminal justice theft and fraud offences Act 2001 as it's against the law for any shop owner in that business to buy from a 14year old he should have had a consenting adult or he should have been 18+ but no no charges.
No charges made on the assault even with it been on cctv and I've the pictures to prove my injuries my son's console and controllers on display in the window....
So [shop Name] you wanted publicity here it's is �� as for your thug of an employee use are utter scum....and to balbriggan garda station use are a complete utter waste of space a week I've been trying to contact the guard and nothing 5 times today I contacted them and still nothing(all calls logged times an dayted)
No wonder use are on €400 a week after tax at least the ministers got something right ��and strip use of a decent wage...I tried putting this on the balbriggan pages but there been deleted so I'm asking for all my friends to pls share this the garda take an oat to protect a serve the community this they didn't do....and [shop Name] if you get to read this this is called FREEDOM OF SPEECH I can not be charged for this but I will be making sure your charged and your thug of an employee....here's all the pictures and proof the hobbit Arthur and his thug friend that assaulted me...people wonder why there's so much racism well [shop Name] you Russian/Moldovan what ever you call yourself enjoy your freedom while you have it because these charges can land you a maxim of 5years or a big fine or both and as for your thug well I hope both your asses are ready for the joy because I won't stop until I've got JUSTICE...and as for the garda they should hang there heads in shame because if these charges aren't brought against these thugs I will name,and shame use on every news paper and radio station.....So to all residents of balbriggan if your home's have been broken into and any electronics tv's mobile phones computer consoles etc have been taking this is the shop to go to he'd buy from a 5 year old....