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I attended a Sex Party/ Orgy

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna



    Being one of four or five different guys didn't appeal to me, and if it was a case that I didn't get approached by anyone, then sitting at the bar chugging champers whilst she was in the bedroom getting drilled seven ways from Sunday seemed like an absolutely terrible way to pass an evening!

    Could have taken your kindle :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Stirring the porridge is fine, once you're not licking the spoon when everyone is done anyway!
    :eek: too far!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭buried


    Stirring the porridge is fine, once you're not licking the spoon when everyone is done anyway!

    lol ffs man, thanks for the little puke I just had there

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Jeysus, feck the spoon, what about the bowl?.....:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,541 ✭✭✭anothernight


    Mr.JB1986 wrote: »
    I don't know... you could be right, though all the girls really did look like they wanted to be there and were enjoying themselves.

    We went as a couple, so it was £100.

    That's seriously expensive. You can get an annual membership into a swingers club for a fraction of that.

    There's a very active alternative sex scene in the UK.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,104 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    That's seriously expensive. You can get an annual membership into a swingers club for a fraction of that.

    There's a very active alternative sex scene in the UK.

    You get what you pay for, though...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭Keane2baMused


    If it's the same place as the OP was talking about it I saw a documentary about this on Ch4 (where else)

    The bloke is laughing his way to the bank.

    Tell people they are beautiful and successful enough to get into their 'club' and they will fork out a small fortune to stand around watching people shag..or doing it themselves.

    Funny thing is I would imagine a lot of those who attend and partake are horrified (think of the community!) at the notion of brothels and prostitution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,103 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Swinglemon wrote: »
    No you were trying to be funny. Its fine you are allowed to make jokes. I look forward to more of your jokes.

    Thanks for your support, and permission.

    Look forward to reading some of your contributions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,168 ✭✭✭Ursus Horribilis


    And you registered on boards just to tell us this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 346 ✭✭reason vs religion


    I went to something similar, also in London. It was an all-male affair. About 25 people. There were six or seven guys my age, and then everyone else was upwards of thirty. There was even effectively a uniform - older guys wearing suits or adult fashion and us in our trendy stuff. Not my theng. Left pretty soon and went to a gay club.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Jake1 wrote: »
    Finger Food

    No double dipping! :mad: :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 19 Mr.JB1986


    I talked about attending one of those yokes with a 'fling' before.

    Yes, I think I would only go to another one of these parties with an F-Buddy, not with someone I loved. I couldn't handle seeing a GF getting screwed by a load of jocks. One girl told us that another girl had an absolute meltdown at one of the parties because it turned out she was only doing it to please her boyfriend, and she was actually crazy jealous.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 798 ✭✭✭LightsStillOn


    Jeysus, feck the spoon, what about the bowl?.....:P

    You'd be at nothing licking the bowl after that length of time and amount of stirring, sure doesn't it all just get hard and stick to the sides! Need to rinse under hot water before it's any use again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    briany wrote: »
    I'd say the ones who got picked also got picked for PE football in school. See, what you need at an orgy situation like that is for a teacher to step in and assign the man to a woman, and have her roll her eyes at the pick.

    God, that brings back memories.

    Edit: Just to clarify, it brings back memories of not getting picked for football in school. I've never failed to get picked at a sex party.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    everlast75 wrote: »
    "they're sex people Lynn"

    No thanks I dont want to take part in your sex festival. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,884 ✭✭✭CFlat


    I'm the same as you there Ray, never failed to get picked at a sex party either and as long as I never go to one, it'll always stay that way.

    The OPs story seems credible enough to me. That sh1ts been going on for years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    I think I saw this dvd years ago, what was the name of it again op?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7 yeahyeah.7654


    Hi OP,

    I attended one of these parties last year with my other half, which was pretty similar to the one you describe. But unlike the one you went to, the men weren't anything special, which was fine because that wasn't what I was looking for. It's all about trust, My OH and I are extremely strong in our relationship. If interested in going to one of these parties, a couple has to sit down and ask themselves: are you absolutely, positively and completely certain that you're both capable of handling this sort of thing? It's all about trust, confidence and self esteem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,988 ✭✭✭mikeym


    You should write a book about it OP.

    It would be a better love story than Twilight.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭StudentDad


    Mr.JB1986 wrote: »
    I watched a bit and chatted with other people not taking part. I think some people would say it's a bit perverted to watch, but I think that was the while point of it for some couples there. The 'D4' couple only had sex with each other, it was probably the fetish of being watched.

    I've never really understood why these sort of parties get such bad press. How many 'typical' parties end up with people pairing off anyway? At least at a party like this Mary and Jim don't have to sneak off anywhere.

    SD


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    How enjoyable could it be having sex in front of a rake of strangers while a pile of guys wait in line to be next? It's really gross.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,634 ✭✭✭Aint Eazy Being Cheezy


    StudentDad wrote: »
    I've never really understood why these sort of parties get such bad press. How many 'typical' parties end up with people pairing off anyway? At least at a party like this Mary and Jim don't have to sneak off anywhere.

    SD

    It's not the declaration of independence dude, ya don't gotta sign off on every post!

    AEBC


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,743 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I went to something similar, also in London. It was an all-male affair. About 25 people. There were six or seven guys my age, and then everyone else was upwards of thirty. There was even effectively a uniform - older guys wearing suits or adult fashion and us in our trendy stuff. Not my theng. Left pretty soon and went to a gay club.


    People upwards of 30? Imagine!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭StudentDad


    It's not the declaration of independence dude, ya don't gotta sign off on every post!

    AEBC

    Ah but I do :) 'tis part o' me charm don't ya know ;)

    SD


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    How enjoyable could it be having sex in front of a rake of strangers while a pile of guys wait in line to be next? It's really gross.


    How could it be gross? It's all willingly participated in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,840 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    StudentDad wrote: »
    Ah but I do :) 'tis part o' me charm don't ya know ;)

    SD

    Change it to STD for this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭buried


    How enjoyable could it be having sex in front of a rake of strangers while a pile of guys wait in line to be next? It's really gross.

    Only my opinion so no proof and may well be wrong but I think people who are into this sort of thing are just mindnumbingly bored to death by the modern world and the demands the modern world has enforced on them. They can't use their imagination for release or escapism so by engaging in this they are getting that escapism effect maybe? I could be wrong as I don't understand it either.

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,525 ✭✭✭StudentDad


    osarusan wrote: »
    Change it to STD for this thread.

    Never had one :) Not going to start now :) Bitchy much?

    SD


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    If you don't get picked, are you allowed to just sit there and ****?


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