I attended a Sex Party/ Orgy

Mr.JB1986

As the title suggests, I attended an upmarket sex party in London recently. I only attended because I was roped in by a female friend who didn't want to go on her own. Neither of us were planning on taking part, my friend just wanted to see what all the fuss was about, apparently she has friends who attend these parties regularly.

We had to register on the organiser's website, filling out an application form as well as submitting a recent photo of ourselves to be vetted by other members. We 'passed' and I have to say it felt pretty good as only very pretty people attend these parties. Single men aren't allowed to attend these parties, only single women and couples. We obviously weren't a couple, but you know...Anyway my friend received an email the night before telling where and when the party was being held. The email also warned that if you didn't have a mask, you wouldn't be allowed entry. There was a theme, which was 'suits and cocktail dresses', so I wore a dark suit and my friend wore a nice, elegent dress.

It was taking place in a townhouse/ mansion in a well- heeled part of London. We arrived at 10.00pm and there was a bouncer as well as the organiser waiting to greet us at the entrance. She took our coats, told us where to go to get drinks and then led us in to a room where there were about 40 people mingling. Everyone looked to be in their early twenties to mid-thirties. We had our masks on at this point but a lot of people had taken theirs off so we decided to do the same. I was fairly nervous, even though I had told myself beforehand that I wasn't going to be taking part.. My friend grabbed us drinks and we had a look around.The lights were low in all the rooms and they were lit with candles. There were four bedrooms: one small room with a bed in the middle, two medium sized rooms, each with a double bed in the middle and a big room with four double beds. None of the beds had covers on them. There were also bowls of condoms and plenty of towels.

There were a lot of VERY pretty people there. I'd say it was about 30 guys to 50 girls. Everyone was well spoken and friendly. All professional people. We chatted to 3 Irish couples at the party, which I was shocked by. I'm in my late twenties but you still never imagine Irish people attending these parties. One couple we chatted to were really friendly and genuine, but they really were the Dublin 4, master-race stereotype. He was v.tall and built like a truck. She was absolutely stunning. Two very good looking people. They told us that it was their first party as well.

By 11.30 things were in full swing and people were having sex in all the rooms. People were doing everything you could imagine. It was mind blowing to watch but I didn't take part, neither did my friend. Maybe because it was a bit out of my comfort zone or perhaps it was down to the fact that I was never approached all night:( (It was very ego crushing I have to admit). My friend was approached a couple if times but politely refused. Everyone was so body confident, the 'D4 couple' got stark naked and put on a show for everyone. That's what shocked me the most, their confidence/ body confidence and lack of inhibition. Not everyone took part, I'd say it was about 70% people taking part, with the other 30% watching or staying at the bar/ mingling.

My friend and I left at around 12.30pm, though things were in full swing and it was very noisy. I learned a bit about myself, mainly that I may not be quite as liberal or open- minded as I thought I was, I'm not a prude though. Maybe I was a bit intimidated or taken aback by others people's lack of inhibition. The women were strictly in charge and only they were allowed to do the approaching. My ego is still a bit bruised over the fact that I was never approached, I saw some guys having sex with 2-3 different women. Had I been approached by a stunning woman, I probably would have had sex with her. I'm still glad that I went though.

Despite all the abandon, the enviroment was relaxed and non-judgmental. If I got the opportunity, I think I probably would go again.

Boardsies, would you be receptive to the idea of attending one of these parties?

Alf Stewart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

McDermotX

I was the lad with the foot-long and the two women hanging off it.


Was quite boring. Not recommended.

RedemptionZ

Jesus that sounds ****ing brutal not getting picked. Were most of the lads there very handsome or what?

Andre 3000

I'd rather not pay for sex tbh.

everlast75

isn't this what Persepoly is trying to organise

The Backwards Man

It's far from attending nookie parties in swish London townhouses in a tuxedo I was reared.

Penny Tration

Hold on.

If only the women were allowed approach, and your female friend was approached, is your female friend gay?

Or is this story a load of sh!te?

Barry Badrinath

You havent been to a sex party until you have had a hobo sex party, down a pissy lane in Belgium.

Jim Bob Scratcher

What's the price to get into one of these nudey clubs ?

bear1

And what did you think of Vanilla Sky overall?

milehip

McGruber wrote: »

You havent been to a sex party until you have had a hobo sex party, down a pissy lane in Belgium.

Sounds slightly less classy than the op experience.
But go on.

everlast75

bear1 wrote: »

And what did you think of Vanilla Sky overall?

I was thinking more Eyes Wide Shut myself...

PARlance

Bring some coke the next time.

bear1

everlast75 wrote: »

I was thinking more Eyes Wide Shut myself...

Fcuk! I always mix those two up
Well that was a fail

StudentDad

Jim Bob Scratcher wrote: »

What's the price to get into one of these nudey clubs ?

Usual cover charge and you have to do a deal with a Crossroads Demon

SD

Earthhorse

How were the dips?

jamesbere

PARlance wrote: »

Bring some coke the next time.

Diet coke or regular

Mr.JB1986

Penny Tration wrote: »

Hold on.

If only the women were allowed approach, and your female friend was approached, is your female friend gay?

Or is this story a load of sh!te?

There were couples there, so the girlfriend in the relationship would approach my friend. She was also approached by single girls who I assume were bi-sexual. The parties put women in charge where they can explore their sexuality, it's not just heterosexual couples. There was a lot of girl-on-girl happening on the night.

musiknonstop

I think I saw this on an episode of Alan Partridge. Lynn was having none of it.

everlast75

musiknonstop wrote: »

I think I saw this on an episode of Alan Partridge. Lynn was having none of it.

"they're sex people Lynn"

Nomis21

I have not been to an 'upmarket' party like you describe but I have been to one of the swingers clubs in the UK. The place I went to, you didn't need a mask or a special invite, you just turned up wearing whatever you liked and paid at the door.

There was a very reasonable entry rate for couples and a very expensive entry price for single guys. I think single females got in for free, but I never saw any single females enter. That's what makes me think that your whole story here is just you having an urge to write about your favourite fantasy!

So where I went it was mostly couples who interacted with other couples, sometimes in a foursome, sometimes in more than that. There was a wet sauna, dry sauna, two small pools and a six person Jacuzzi as well as rooms with large circular beds and a dark maze to grope around.

The girl I went with was not my girlfriend but a 30 something girl from a local estate who used to work for me in my business and who I had had sexual relations with in the past and who fancied the idea of going there. She had sex with me in front of others there and also with about 6 of the single guys, which made us both very popular, although I never got any interest from anyone else to have sex with. Most of the couples had been going every week for months or years and seemed to know each other.

Going there was a night out with a difference and somewhat interesting, but I wasn't bothered to go back again that much.

youreadthat

Is an upmarket sex party one where the bottled water, kitchen paper, and condoms are from Waitrose?

I would be pretending not to notice any sex. I'd be sitting at the bar, glued to the menu or the light fixtures and talking about the weather as a pre-emptive strike, if anyone looked interested in me.

If someone approached me, I'd be falling over myself to explain I'd wandered in by accident, looking for the Belgravia branch of Boots.

briany

RedemptionZ wrote: »

Jesus that sounds ****ing brutal not getting picked.

I'd say the ones who got picked also got picked for PE football in school. See, what you need at an orgy situation like that is for a teacher to step in and assign the man to a woman, and have her roll her eyes at the pick.

MaroonAndGreen

PARlance wrote:

Bring some coke the next time.

Absolutely the best advice you will get in this thread

Owryan

What film was this you were watching?

Mr.JB1986

RedemptionZ wrote: »

Jesus that sounds ****ing brutal not getting picked. Were most of the lads there very handsome or what?

Yeah, it wasn't a great feeling, considering I'd been 'vetted' by other members when we signed up. And yes, all the blokes there were good looking and in shape.

Ally Dick

Sounds like a scene from Eyes Wide Sh1t

StudentDad

Mr.JB1986 wrote: »

Yeah, it wasn't a great feeling, considering I'd been 'vetted' by other members when we signed up. And yes, all the blokes there were good looking and in shape.

Sounds like a confidence thing. I've been invited to a few parties like this over the years. Never went. Anyway, did you participate in the social aspects or hug the bar wallflower style?

SD

Titzon Toast

It sounded like a interesting bash, I wouldn't have the flute for it myself unfortunately.

Dyr

"Get togged out and warm up, you're on"

LightsStillOn

Ally Dick wrote: »

Sounds like a scene from Eyes Wide Sh1t

That is a very different movie to the one Kubrick made!!

Your Face

Greasy.

Mr.JB1986

StudentDad wrote: »

Sounds like a confidence thing. I've been invited to a few parties like this over the years. Never went. Anyway, did you participate in the social aspects or hug the bar wallflower style?

SD

I watched a bit and chatted with other people not taking part. I think some people would say it's a bit perverted to watch, but I think that was the while point of it for some couples there. The 'D4' couple only had sex with each other, it was probably the fetish of being watched.

buried

What kind of tunes were playing at this greasy grim superficial horrorshow?

"Golden Brown" by The Stranglers

zef

"Use My Arsehole as A Kunt" by Kunt And The Gang.

Archeron

youreadthat wrote: »

Is an upmarket sex party one where the bottled water, kitchen paper, and condoms are from Waitrose?

Marks and Spencer. This is not just a sex party, this is an oiled up, slightly breathless, no holds barred sex party, dressed from head to toe in finest leather.

Doodley do do do do.

BunkMoreland

I got a chubby just reading this. Were you perma hard?

Ruu

What hors d'oeuvres were served?

pickarooney

Jeremy Usborne: [voiceover] This is good, this is like watching a porno, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on and I want to cry.

cowboyBuilder

I wonder if some of the ladies were high class escorts just to jazz things up a little ?

How much (ballpark wise) was the entrance ?

Ruu

Ruu wrote: »

What hors d'oeuvres were served?

Finger Food

Penny Tration

Jake1 wrote: »

Finger Food

Cocktail sausages and fish fingers?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

That sounds horrific.

LexieOnRale

LexieOnRale wrote: »

That sounds horrific.

I know!
Who the **** has cocktail sausages and fish fingers without chips!

jimmynokia

Fabswingers,theres even an app.

Buona Fortuna

I attended one once. It was glorious. Lots of lovely ladies doing all sorts of things to me. I was in heaven and just wished that this could go on forever.

Sadly the alarm went off and it was time for work. Shouldn't have had that cheese and pickle sandwich just before bed.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Imagine being guy 2 or 3, stirring another mans porridge. No thanks

Mr.JB1986

cowboyBuilder wrote: »

I wonder if some of the ladies were high class escorts just to jazz things up a little ?

How much (ballpark wise) was the entrance ?

I don't know... you could be right, though all the girls really did look like they wanted to be there and were enjoying themselves.

We went as a couple, so it was £100.