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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #2852
    HelgaWard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 568 ✭✭✭HelgaWard


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Completely agree. Jayden is truly awful. Cute toddler ok, but imagine being introduced to a 50 year old man called Jayden.

    I'm sure they'll have been shortened to Jay by the time they hit 50!


  • #2853
    Frigating
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 249 ✭✭Frigating


    Watching TV the other day and this typical, all-round American kid was on.

    His name was D'Artangan


  • #2854
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Frigating wrote: »
    Watching TV the other day and this typical, all-round American kid was on.

    His name was D'Artangan

    He better be cooler than the other side of the pillow with a name like that.


  • #2855
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ibarelycare wrote: »

    The Rooneys' 3 kids are called Kai, Klay and Kit. KKK. Fucking idiots.

    In the late 1980s the town of Killarney had a slogan emblazoned on all the public litter bins in the town which appeared on the bins like this:

    Keep
    Killarney
    Kleen!

    And yes, all the "K"s were in bold.

    I am not making that up! I was only a teen myself so I was laughing at how obviously inappropriate it was, not to mention the spelling of "clean". No doubt someone thought it was very clever at the time though.


  • #2856
    Lady is a tramp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭Lady is a tramp


    Lady is a tramp wrote: »
    I have a William. He's the only grandchild so far on my side of the family, but my brother's missus is due in a few days and Michael is a strong contender if it's a boy. My dad is dead set against it, because my sister's partner's name is Richard ... she's not pregnant yet, but my dad's afraid of ending up with three grandsons called William, Michael and Richard - Willie, Micky and Dick! :D

    They had a little Micky ... now we're only waiting for my sister to announce the imminent arrival of wee Dick to join Micky and Willy! :D


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  • #2857
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    My son's teacher's name is Prune.


  • #2858
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?


  • #2859
    DoozerT6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭DoozerT6


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?

    Christopher for hipsters :)


  • #2860
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,006 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?

    Mates will say Toph or Tophie.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #2861
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tuppence

    Ethyl, Beryl (self-consciously vintage)

    Bláthmac.

    Disgusting names.

    Then again, I'd like to name my children Jupiter, Circe and Egypt. Mercury might be in the mix, but I'm not sure it's appropriate to name a child after a poison.

    Although, Hemlock has a ring to it.


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  • #2862
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,006 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Hemlock has a ring to it.
    Hoop would be more cultured.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #2863
    ...And Justice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭...And Justice


    I was on holiday a few years back and two kids were acting the maggot, the father looked to his wife, points to his kids and says "Dem cúnts are cúnts".

    Don't know why I posted that, the thread title gave me a flash back of that event for some reason?


  • #2864
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,148 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    Tanner!

    Every second young lad I coached in America was called Tanner. Horrible, horrible name.


  • #2865
    Feets
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭Feets


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    My brother claims that a classmate of his sister's name is Truly Scrumptious. I'm still not 100% sure if I believe him but his friends back him up. The classmate's name is Twiggy apparently. Pure evil to both kids if that's the truth.

    Ive heard the same name...Truly Scrumptious....and I heard it from a teacher in the school. Wish I hadnt heard the name when my mouth was full....


  • #2866
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Truly Scrumptious is a character in Chitty chitty bang bang


  • #2867
    failinis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

    Although, Hemlock has a ring to it.

    That might suit my friends currently nameless dog, thanks for that :D

    Mentioned a few times in this thread but met a Gertrude, and everyone called her Gerty which made it worse, Gerty sounds like a Donkey name to me.
    Lovely girl, awful name :(


  • #2868
    jaysisjames
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭jaysisjames


    Ultan is a shocking name that should be eradicated.


  • #2869
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,006 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    jaysisjames wrote: »
    Ultan is a shocking name that should be eradicated.
    I knew a Brother Ultan years ago. He's dead now, so your wish is on track. :)

    Not your ornery onager



  • #2870
    riclad
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    satchel .
    or trig ,apple
    Theres not enough real names out there ,famous people have to make up
    names ,or maybe they are just thick.
    I think some names are not used anymore .
    fintan, getrude etc


  • #2871
    jaysisjames
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56 ✭✭jaysisjames


    Esel wrote: »
    I knew a Brother Ultan years ago. He's dead now, so your wish is on track. :)

    A mate of mine called his recently born son that name, and I don't have the heart to tell him its a £hite name!


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  • #2872
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,006 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Any regular name with weird spelling.

    Not your ornery onager



  • #2873
    finooola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭finooola


    Deise Vu wrote: »
    I'll see your Concepta and raise you an Attracta. My trump is Abina.

    I was in primary school with a Perpetua.


  • #2874
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,960 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    finooola wrote: »
    I was in primary school with a Perpetua.

    Did she repeat many classes?


  • #2875
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,585 ✭✭✭jca


    retalivity wrote: »
    Did she repeat many classes?

    She's still there!!!


  • #2876
    finooola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 104 ✭✭finooola


    retalivity wrote: »
    Did she repeat many classes?

    Ha. I can't remember. All I recall was she was my junior infants love rival.

    Madison is a horrible name, but I've never actually met or heard of one (apart from a character in a cartoon).


  • #2877
    Esel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,006 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    finooola wrote: »
    I was in primary school with a Perpetua.
    Esel wrote: »
    Any regular name with weird spelling.

    No, it's F I N O O O L A. x 40,000 over a lifetime.

    Only slagging - I hope! : eek: :)

    Not your ornery onager



  • #2878
    Baggy Trousers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭Baggy Trousers


    finooola wrote: »
    Ha. I can't remember. All I recall was she was my junior infants love rival.

    Madison is a horrible name, but I've never actually met or heard of one (apart from a character in a cartoon).

    Madison Ivy?
    Ashley Madison?
    Madison Square Garden?


  • #2879
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Fox


  • #2880
    tupenny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    my mate became a dad there yesterday and they called the baby Paul. Maybe just me but is it not very dull / zero thoughts put in?!

    I encountered a Sebastian, roofis (however that's spelt) and Audrey, all kids on the 39,this week. Poor kids don't stand a chance


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  • #2881
    dreamers75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    nainsi


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