The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

HelgaWard

keano_afc wrote: »

Completely agree. Jayden is truly awful. Cute toddler ok, but imagine being introduced to a 50 year old man called Jayden.

I'm sure they'll have been shortened to Jay by the time they hit 50!

Frigating

Watching TV the other day and this typical, all-round American kid was on.

His name was D'Artangan

Omackeral

Frigating wrote: »

Watching TV the other day and this typical, all-round American kid was on.

His name was D'Artangan

He better be cooler than the other side of the pillow with a name like that.

ButtersSuki

ibarelycare wrote: »

The Rooneys' 3 kids are called Kai, Klay and Kit. KKK. Fucking idiots.

In the late 1980s the town of Killarney had a slogan emblazoned on all the public litter bins in the town which appeared on the bins like this:

Keep
Killarney
Kleen!

And yes, all the "K"s were in bold.

I am not making that up! I was only a teen myself so I was laughing at how obviously inappropriate it was, not to mention the spelling of "clean". No doubt someone thought it was very clever at the time though.

Lady is a tramp

Lady is a tramp wrote: »

I have a William. He's the only grandchild so far on my side of the family, but my brother's missus is due in a few days and Michael is a strong contender if it's a boy. My dad is dead set against it, because my sister's partner's name is Richard ... she's not pregnant yet, but my dad's afraid of ending up with three grandsons called William, Michael and Richard - Willie, Micky and Dick!

They had a little Micky ... now we're only waiting for my sister to announce the imminent arrival of wee Dick to join Micky and Willy!

pickarooney

My son's teacher's name is Prune.

Herb Powell

What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?

DoozerT6

Herb Powell wrote: »

What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?

Christopher for hipsters

Esel

Herb Powell wrote: »

What in the name of jaysus even is 'Topher' ?

Mates will say Toph or Tophie.

Tuppence

Ethyl, Beryl (self-consciously vintage)

Bláthmac.

Disgusting names.

Then again, I'd like to name my children Jupiter, Circe and Egypt. Mercury might be in the mix, but I'm not sure it's appropriate to name a child after a poison.

Although, Hemlock has a ring to it.

Esel

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Hemlock has a ring to it.

Hoop would be more cultured.

...And Justice

I was on holiday a few years back and two kids were acting the maggot, the father looked to his wife, points to his kids and says "Dem cúnts are cúnts".

Don't know why I posted that, the thread title gave me a flash back of that event for some reason?

Mars Bar

Tanner!

Every second young lad I coached in America was called Tanner. Horrible, horrible name.

Feets

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

My brother claims that a classmate of his sister's name is Truly Scrumptious. I'm still not 100% sure if I believe him but his friends back him up. The classmate's name is Twiggy apparently. Pure evil to both kids if that's the truth.

Ive heard the same name...Truly Scrumptious....and I heard it from a teacher in the school. Wish I hadnt heard the name when my mouth was full....

yellowlabrador

Truly Scrumptious is a character in Chitty chitty bang bang

failinis

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Although, Hemlock has a ring to it.

That might suit my friends currently nameless dog, thanks for that

Mentioned a few times in this thread but met a Gertrude, and everyone called her Gerty which made it worse, Gerty sounds like a Donkey name to me.
Lovely girl, awful name

jaysisjames

Ultan is a shocking name that should be eradicated.

Esel

jaysisjames wrote: »

Ultan is a shocking name that should be eradicated.

I knew a Brother Ultan years ago. He's dead now, so your wish is on track.

riclad

satchel .
or trig ,apple
Theres not enough real names out there ,famous people have to make up
names ,or maybe they are just thick.
I think some names are not used anymore .
fintan, getrude etc

jaysisjames

Esel wrote: »

I knew a Brother Ultan years ago. He's dead now, so your wish is on track.

A mate of mine called his recently born son that name, and I don't have the heart to tell him its a £hite name!

Esel

Any regular name with weird spelling.

finooola

Deise Vu wrote: »

I'll see your Concepta and raise you an Attracta. My trump is Abina.

I was in primary school with a Perpetua.

retalivity

finooola wrote: »

I was in primary school with a Perpetua.

Did she repeat many classes?

jca

retalivity wrote: »

Did she repeat many classes?

She's still there!!!

finooola

retalivity wrote: »

Did she repeat many classes?

Ha. I can't remember. All I recall was she was my junior infants love rival.

Madison is a horrible name, but I've never actually met or heard of one (apart from a character in a cartoon).

Esel

finooola wrote: »

I was in primary school with a Perpetua.

Esel wrote: »

Any regular name with weird spelling.

No, it's F I N O O O L A. x 40,000 over a lifetime.

Only slagging - I hope! : eek:

Baggy Trousers

finooola wrote: »

Ha. I can't remember. All I recall was she was my junior infants love rival.

Madison is a horrible name, but I've never actually met or heard of one (apart from a character in a cartoon).

Madison Ivy?
Ashley Madison?
Madison Square Garden?

Shannon757

Fox

tupenny

my mate became a dad there yesterday and they called the baby Paul. Maybe just me but is it not very dull / zero thoughts put in?!

I encountered a Sebastian, roofis (however that's spelt) and Audrey, all kids on the 39,this week. Poor kids don't stand a chance

dreamers75

nainsi