Country Satanists

bogwalrus · 05-05-2016 10:28PM #1

This might gross some of you out but I was walking my dogs in a Coillte forest today and discovered four dead sheep on the side of the path. The forest is very remote and I have never met anyone else on the walk.

I first thought maybe some farmer dumped them but there was a really bad smell of fish that might suggest something else was going on (if you know what i mean). Also on leaving the park there was two big sticks placed on the ground at the entrance representing a cross. They were intentionally placed that way because no other sticks were in the vicinity. Maybe a marker for a meet up or something?

Has anyone else seen anything like this before? As in possible cult activity in their area? I remember a farmer in kerry was arrested years ago for riding a sheep. I wonder how common that is though.

tomwaterford · 05-05-2016 10:34PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

I remember a farmer in kerry was arrested years ago for riding a sheep. I wonder how common that is though.

^^^^
Imagine the shame of that :pac: :pac:

bogwalrus · 05-05-2016 10:41PM

I watched this documentary a few years ago that might explain why I probably don't think it strange that a load of people in my area could have a cult where they ride sheep. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1982102/

It really is a messed up documentary!

Fox_In_Socks · 05-05-2016 10:43PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

^^^^
Imagine the shame of that :pac: :pac:

I don't think the sheep would have been ashamed. Those fluff bottomed temptresses!

I think the idea that there are satanists or cult people in Ireland doing this sort of thing is highly unlikely. My take on it, is that they are some internet community who get their jollies from pretending to be dangerous or Alternative.

My name is URL · 05-05-2016 10:43PM

there was a really bad smell of fish

Is that so, Mr. bogwalrus?

05-05-2016 10:44PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

I watched this documentary a few years ago that might explain why I probably don't think it strange that a load of people in my area could have a cult where they ride sheep. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1982102/

It really is a messed up documentary!

Ah come on, this is rural Ireland you are talking about, not some colombian jungle or British university

maudgonner · 05-05-2016 10:46PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

This might gross some of you out but I was walking my dogs in a Coillte forest today and discovered four dead sheep on the side of the path. The forest is very remote and I have never met anyone else on the walk.

I first thought maybe some farmer dumped them but there was a really bad smell of fish that might suggest something else was going on (if you know what i mean). Also on leaving the park there was two big sticks placed on the ground at the entrance representing a cross. They were intentionally placed that way because no other sticks were in the vicinity. Maybe a marker for a meet up or something?

Coillte forests really aren't what they used to be. Deforestation, it's terrible Joe!

Panthro · 05-05-2016 10:57PM

maudgonner wrote: »

Coillte forests really aren't what they used to be. Deforestation, it's terrible Joe!

Fcuking recession, it's even taken the twigs from the trees.
Even the leaves fell apart, couldn't brave the pain.
Poor bassstards Joeee!

05-05-2016 10:57PM

The smell of a rotting sheep is vile. Accidentally stood on one once jumping down off a crag. It kinda exploded.

Arsemageddon · 05-05-2016 11:02PM

tomwaterford wrote: »

^^^^
Imagine the shame of that :pac: :pac:

You're right, No matter how drunk I got I'd never shag anyone from Kerry.

bogwalrus · 05-05-2016 11:04PM

Deleted User wrote: »

The smell of a rotting sheep is vile. Accidentally stood on one once jumping down off a crag. It kinda exploded.

was the smell like fish?

05-05-2016 11:11PM

bogwalrus wrote: »

was the smell like fish?

Rotting flesh and rotting fish smell alike, or at least they both make the hair at the back of the neck stand up and you can almost taste the vileness.

rsh118 · 06-05-2016 02:05AM

Assert dominance by riding and slaughtering five sheep in the same spot and erecting an even larger cross. Let them know who the big dog is in town. 1-0 Satanists, your move.

fineso.mom · 06-05-2016 02:41AM

When you say......., "there was a bad smell of fish that might suggest something else was going on ( if you know what I mean)"............. What DO you mean? I'm sorry, its late, way past my bedtime but I don't know what you mean..

fineso.mom · 06-05-2016 02:45AM

Wait. ..hang on....I think I just got it. Yeah. Eeugghh!!
Or should that be 'ewe'gghh!

Bobthefireman · 06-05-2016 02:48AM

Curious as to the fishy smell too!

foggy_lad · 06-05-2016 03:53AM

Bobthefireman wrote: »

Curious as to the fishy smell too!

The fishy smell was from the wild mushrooms the OP was eating in the forestðŸ˜

hairyslug · 06-05-2016 05:44AM

Sorry, that was me, by the time I was finished it was late and I didn't really feel like cleaning up.

Lurkio · 06-05-2016 06:18AM

Thought this was another Healy Rae thread.

Esel · 06-05-2016 07:22AM

Get back to studying for your JC, OP.

Collie D · 06-05-2016 07:32AM

fineso.mom wrote: »

Wait. ..hang on....I think I just got it. Yeah. Eeugghh!!
Or should that be 'ewe'gghh!

I still don't get it...please share

Badly Drunk Boy · 06-05-2016 08:02AM

I thought this was going to be yet another 'Country Satanist Vs City Satanist' thread...

zef · 06-05-2016 08:29AM

Whatever about what the OP saw or smelt, one would be foolish to assume that satanists / occult practises do not take place on a daily basis both in the country and city.

My uncle worked in the security industry during the boom and was driving around a newly built housing estate on the verge of Meath/ Dublin border when he saw a man come up out of a ditch by a stream, bollock naked and covered in blood. Fearing the worst- a murder or something- he rang the Gardai who caught the naked blood covered man and found a dead sheep ritually dismembered freshly killed where he had just appeared from. The Garda told my Uncle that this type of thing "Is more common than you think".

suicide_circus · 06-05-2016 10:15AM

Only the farm takes up most of the day and in the evening I just like a cup of tea. I wouldn't be able to devote myself full time to the old Satanism

Speedwell · 06-05-2016 10:19AM

Gee, I know and have known a lot of Satanists (I'm not one; I don't believe in all that mess) and I can't think of anything in the literature or practice that involves doing crap like that. Most of the Satanists I know believe in "an thou harm none, do what thou wilt", and that is definitely considered harm.

I'm afraid you're going to have to look among the Twilight werewolf fans and batsh!t crazy people (some overlap there) for the perpetrator.

thegreatgonzo · 06-05-2016 10:22AM

bogwalrus wrote: »

I first thought maybe some farmer dumped them but there was a really bad smell of fish that might suggest something else was going on (if you know what i mean). /QUOTE]

Sheep with dead smelly lambs and/or metritis maybe would smell very bad. Did you report it? They should have been brought to a knackery not dumped in a wood.

cml387 · 06-05-2016 10:24AM

Rural satanists are getting special grants under the new programme for governement.

Once again thank you Healy Rae's

06-05-2016 10:31AM

Speedwell wrote: »

Gee, I know and have known a lot of Satanists (I'm not one; I don't believe in all that mess) and I can't think of anything in the literature or practice that involves doing crap like that. Most of the Satanists I know believe in "an thou harm none, do what thou wilt", and that is definitely considered harm.

I'm afraid you're going to have to look among the Twilight werewolf fans and batsh!t crazy people (some overlap there) for the perpetrator.

But that's all new-age satanism though isn't it, not the good old rituals and parties kind beloved by 'men of quality'

Speedwell · 06-05-2016 10:33AM

riffmongous wrote: »

But that's all new-age satanism though isn't it, not the good old rituals and parties kind beloved by 'men of quality'

I don't know. I wouldn't necessarily have considered Crowleyite, "do as thou wilt an it harm none" Satanism, even as practiced today, to be "new age" Satanism. Heavy-metal, chicken-head-biting, crack-smoking, theatrically made-up extreme Satanism, I might consider that more in the line of sheep killers. But I'm going to put my money down on "werewolf fanatics".

galljga1 · 06-05-2016 10:33AM

riffmongous wrote: »

But that's all new-age satanism though isn't it, not the good old rituals and parties kind beloved by 'men of quality'

I swear it by the old gods and the new.

cml387 · 06-05-2016 10:45AM

Joking aside though I have sometimes come across odd little collections of stones and crosses in the woods locally.

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