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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #2612
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    buck65 wrote: »
    I know a Finnish girl called Quim - Google it. I beleieve her full name is Raquim or something but she is Quim to everyone!

    Hah, poor girl! I met a tour guide in the States who introduced herself as Gee. Not the way they says "gee", the way we say it. I was glad when the group split in two and I went with the other tour guide. I couldn't stop laughing at the start.


  • #2613
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,867 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    New a kid once called Russell.

    Russell is bad enough but his surname was Sprouts.

    Russell Sprouts. :pac:


  • #2614
    sryanbruen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,231 ✭✭✭✭sryanbruen


    Agosa (Ay-go-sa)

    Photography site - https://sryanbruenphoto.com/



  • #2615
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    Aisha Echoing Nitpicker wrote: »
    Heard a Harley this week in school.


    Wonder if his surname is Davidson!

    Maybe he's a twin......vee twin...


  • #2616
    Noo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    Have a frustrated dad with twin boys messing on the bus behind me, theyre about 7 or 8. Gabriel and Darcy. Being in australia i don't think theres any connection to our dear gay and ray.


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  • #2617
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc. :D


  • #2618
    xabi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,028 ✭✭✭xabi


    Jurgen klopp has a brother called Clippity.


  • #2619
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,943 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.


  • #2620
    matchthis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,908 ✭✭✭matchthis


    Ladies, gentlemen and everything in between

    I give you

    Drew Peacock!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95505/You-called-me-what.html


  • #2621
    daithi1970
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭daithi1970


    Pocohontas. thats got to br the worst name out there...


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  • #2622
    callaway92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    cactusgal wrote: »
    Ophelia Heavenly.

    Saw it on Facebook today. (No joke).

    I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

    Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway


  • #2623
    appledrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,131 ✭✭✭appledrop


    Mercedes


  • #2624
    extra gravy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,399 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    osarusan wrote: »
    Was at the park with my kids the other day and heard a mother and father calling their kids for a drink/snack/something. Beatrix and Benedict.

    Sounds like much ado about nothing.

    *gets coat*


  • #2625
    Spudgun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 145 ✭✭Spudgun


    Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.


  • #2626
    Caoimhgh1n
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,499 ✭✭✭✭Caoimhgh1n


    Spudgun wrote: »
    Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

    Is it Fiadh in particular or do you hate all Irish names? I quite like that name.


  • #2627
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    Kelly Clarkson called her son Remington. Cue the quips about getting to the hospital must have been a close shave etc. :D
    It could have been worse, she could have called it Jeremy.


  • #2628
    keano_afc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,713 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.


  • #2629
    Robert McGrath
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 440 ✭✭Robert McGrath


    appledrop wrote: »
    Mercedes

    Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name


  • #2630
    topmanamillion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,542 ✭✭✭topmanamillion


    Noah.
    Every second kid is called Noah.


  • #2631
    FutureGuy
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 15,256 Mod ✭✭✭✭FutureGuy


    Django (Dunnes Stores) and Canada (Super Macs).


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  • #2632
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 19,178 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Spudgun wrote: »
    Fiadh, how could you look at your tiny baby and call her that.

    That's a beautiful name


  • #2633
    Fluffy Cat 88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 338 ✭✭Fluffy Cat 88


    topmanamillion wrote: »
    Noah.
    Every second kid is called Noah.

    Or Jack. There's more jacks than toilets in most primary schools nowadays!


  • #2634
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 19,178 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    keano_afc wrote: »
    There was a Blake in the playground today when I was out with my kids. I've heard the best ones there. Jackson and Daytona were playing today too.

    Blake is a cool name!
    No one messing with him.

    Personally, I like blaise, it's pronounced blaze, how flipping cool is that????!!!!


  • #2635
    Dick phelan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,724 ✭✭✭Dick phelan


    Friend of mine has just called his new son, Zion, nearly chocked when he told me.


  • #2636
    Cortina_MK_IV
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭Cortina_MK_IV


    You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.


  • #2637
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Timmy.


    South Park have ruined that name for me


  • #2638
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,442 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    Robert McGrath wrote: »
    Pretty sure that was a girl's name before it was a car's name

    The car was named after the owner's daughter I believe.


  • #2639
    jca
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,539 ✭✭✭jca


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    You'll remember him anyway; especially when sit down by the rivers of Babylon.

    Ha ha ha good one.


  • #2640
    Ahorseofaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Ahorseofaman


    I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:


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  • #2641
    Samaris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    callaway92 wrote: »
    I think the name Ophelia is fairly nice to be honest! Heard it first in Pan's Labyrinth (the young girl).

    Is it a Spanish name? Pretty cool I think anyway

    Ofelia is the Latinate* form of the name afaik, Ophelia...hrm. Well, it appears in Shakespeare (Hamlet), so it was a "known" name in Shakespearean England. Huh, looked it up, and it's from a Greek word. Probably invented as a name by a 15thC poet for "Arcadia".


    *I may be using that term wrong - I mean in the Romance/Latin-influenced languages such as Spanish, Italian, French.
    Ahorseofaman wrote: »
    I was doing a delivery about 20 years go and heard Blake and Krystal being called in for their tea and a mates sister in one of the rougher area's of Cork city called her children Daylon ,Taygon and Joron which she invented herself as she wanted them to be unique.(Taygon is a girl the other 2 are lads.):eek:

    Sounds like polyester materials from the 50s. Now introducing Rayon! Teflon! Nylon! Daylon! Taygon! And Joron!

    (Yes, I know they're not all polyester or from the 50s! Let it be..)


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