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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #2552
    stinkle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭stinkle


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Kid dropped a yoghurt in the supermarket today.

    ''Hudson ya little bollix ya''
    Not Dublin 7 by any chance?


  • #2553
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    stinkle wrote: »
    Not Dublin 7 by any chance?

    Ha ha it actually was, you were there?


    Wait, are you Hudson? If so, you're a little bollix.


  • #2554
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Kid dropped a yoghurt in the supermarket today.

    ''Hudson ya little bollix ya''

    Was Yoghurt ok after being dropped ?:D


  • #2555
    stinkle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,159 ✭✭✭stinkle


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Ha ha it actually was, you were there?


    Wait, are you Hudson? If so, you're a little bollix.
    haha! No, not me, I know of a Hudson from there though!


  • #2556
    Diamond Doll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,344 ✭✭✭Diamond Doll


    Just saw someone post this on Facebook ...

    "Was matter of time before my daugter realise I misspelled her name, she is 7. She is elsa but we pronounce elza. When she ask why I did not spell with a z I told her I don't like spell with a z I prefer with s :-?. And I never been good in spelling any way"


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  • #2557
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    Diamond Doll wrote: »
    Just saw someone post this on Facebook ...

    "Was matter of time before my daugter realise I misspelled her name, she is 7. She is elsa but we pronounce elza. When she ask why I did not spell with a z I told her I don't like spell with a z I prefer with s :-?. And I never been good in spelling any way"
    And she's made a bigger eejit of herself, because in lots of places in Europe it's spelled with an s but pronounced with a z.


  • #2558
    gutenberg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    Spotted on Facebook - Em'a.

    (I did think initially that it might be someone changing the spelling so as to avoid people searching for them & finding them, like when people change their names into the Irish version. But no, she's actually called Em'a).


  • #2559
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Some yoke in Clearwater Tesco bellowing after "Martin-Anthony". Or Martin Anthony, either way it's ****e.


  • #2560
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Some yoke in Clearwater Tesco bellowing after "Martin-Anthony". Or Martin Anthony, either way it's ****e.

    Patron saint of barmen and patron saint of lost things.
    For when you've lost your mind but need more drink.


  • #2561
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,606 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    I remember a show on RTE. Something along the lines of Come dine with me but with couples. Think it was only a pilot. One of the contestants on it named her son after her favourite pub. So she called him Tavern.


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  • #2562
    Azrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭Azrel


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Some yoke in Clearwater Tesco bellowing after "Martin-Anthony". Or Martin Anthony, either way it's ****e.

    I know it's terrible but I can't say that name in anything but a traveller accent.


  • #2563
    yellowlabrador
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,205 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador


    Nobody has mentioned Saint West yet, brother to North West and sure to have lots of other children named after him.


  • #2564
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    yellowlabrador wrote: »
    Nobody has mentioned Saint West yet, brother to North West and sure to have lots of other children named after him.

    Next child to be called Go


  • #2565
    CaraMay
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭CaraMay


    Jayden wtf?

    Beibhinn?

    Blathnaid?

    Dylan and Ryan (always little brats)

    Bradley

    Phelim

    Roger

    Jamie

    Linda

    Terrible indeed


  • #2566
    Azrel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭Azrel


    and still ricky villa wrote: »
    Next child to be called Go

    Or Fred


  • #2567
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Azrel wrote: »
    I know it's terrible but I can't say that name in anything but a traveller accent.

    I have a few mates called John Paul,all born 1980.The papal visit clearly got the Irish people hot under the collar.


  • #2568
    RayCon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,942 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Some yoke in Clearwater Tesco bellowing after "Martin-Anthony". Or Martin Anthony, either way it's ****e.

    Probably narrowed down the Dad to either of those


  • #2569
    cactusgal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 830 ✭✭✭cactusgal


    Ophelia Heavenly.

    Saw it on Facebook today. (No joke).


  • #2570
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    I have a few mates called John Paul,all born 1980.The papal visit clearly got the Irish people hot under the collar.

    I would have been in the same year as about 15 JPs out of a class of 150!

    Bridget. Not even a simplified or shortened version sounds nice.


  • #2571
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,364 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    Corey.


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  • #2572
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,362 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJ5gKZNkuY

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • #2573
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,870 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    It has to be Frank Zappa's kids, Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #2574
    madmaggie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭madmaggie


    not yet wrote: »
    Yeah but in all fairness it's nuts for a little kid to be knocking around the inner city with a Norse gods name..

    What ever happened to Bernie or Maggie or Kathleen..?:eek:

    The last of the Maggies reporting for duty:D


  • #2575
    Asarlai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    I have a few mates called John Paul,all born 1980.The papal visit clearly got the Irish people hot under the collar.

    Heard about 1985 in Shantalla, Galway: Come here, John Paul, until I wipe your nose


  • #2576
    Asarlai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Asarlai


    Aramathea


  • #2577
    jefferytibbs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭jefferytibbs


    A friends ex missus' daughter is called Isis...

    Venezuela is a pretty bad one


  • #2578
    Terrontress
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,929 ✭✭✭Terrontress


    Asarlai wrote: »
    Heard about 1985 in Shantalla, Galway: Come here, John Paul, until I wipe your nose

    I know some Karols from the same time, using his Polish birth name.


  • #2579
    westernfrenzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭westernfrenzy


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    It has to be Frank Zappa's kids, Dweezil Zappa and Moon Unit.

    Don't forget Diva Muffin.


  • #2580
    CaraMay
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,652 ✭✭✭CaraMay


    Axel!

    Seamie

    Paudie

    Kayla


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  • #2581
    George White
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,580 ✭✭✭George White


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Some yoke in Clearwater Tesco bellowing after "Martin-Anthony". Or Martin Anthony, either way it's ****e.

    I know a bloke in his fifties, whose name is Anthony Martyn Clark. They wanted to call him Martyn Anthony Clark, but didn't like the ring. However, they called him Martyn as if it was his first name.


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