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  • 19-04-2016 12:29pm
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    Jester252
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    What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.
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    5rtytry56
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    in before thread lock


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    xabi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,997 ✭✭✭xabi


    If I notice a ding on my car door from a car parked beside, I smash all its windows.


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    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    I act like I know everything and tend to treat others as intellectually inferior to myself.


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
    I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
    The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus


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    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
    I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
    The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus

    Would you not have just walked out so you could get your bus? Think I'd rather 'miss' a cup of coffee then my bus tbh!


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    Birneybau
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    No, you are an


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    smash
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    Jester252 wrote: »
    What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

    Can you still get banned for personal abuse? Because you need some after that post!


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    josip
    Registered Users Posts: 13,724 ✭✭✭✭josip


    When I'm on the bike I'll always make it difficult for anything with 4 wheels and an engine.
    When I'm in the car I try to clip handlebars with the wing mirror if someone is further out than they need to.


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    Hercule Poirot
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    I like to p1ss in peoples' cornflakes


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    KERSPLAT!
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    smash wrote: »
    Can you still get banned for personal abuse? Because you need some after that post!

    Must. Resist.


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    wokingvoter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 828 ✭✭✭wokingvoter


    I can't acknowledge I'm wrong and only apologise in a superficial way a bit like Mr and Mrs Depp


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    Ken.
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    I work in a coffee shop near a bus stop and I p!ss in the coffee of anyone who asks me to remake a cup I know is perfect(like me) in every way.


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    One eyed Jack
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    ken wrote: »
    I work in a coffee shop near a bus stop and I p!ss in the coffee of anyone who asks me to remake a cup I know is perfect(like me) in every way.


    :eek:


    Come back Jester252, all is forgiven! :pac:


    What do people call me an asshole for?

    Fcuked if I know... :p


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    ahnowbrowncow
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    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
    I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
    The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus

    She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and order coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

    Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.


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    everlast75
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    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and ordered the coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

    Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.

    The barrista served other people before her. That's not on

    I would have left in order not to leave the bus mind you


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    The_Valeyard
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    Jester252 wrote: »
    What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

    I disapprove of this post.


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    Turtyturd
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    Along similar lines to the op. There used to be a community centre a few doors down from where we lived. There was residents parking outside but the people using the centre (including staff) had no issue just parking in it. Any time I would get back from work and there was a car in the spot I'd pull up as close to the drivers door a possible so they wouldn't be able to get in that side. First time they knocked in asking to move it I said I would be out now and left them out there for 20 minutes. Following that I just didn't answer.

    Refusing to move out of the way on the path is another one. It's shocking the amount of people who will walk into you and be offended you didn't move.


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    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    ahnowbrowncow wrote: »
    She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and order coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

    Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.


    Kinda missing the point of the thread there...


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    RayM
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    If a car is parked with two wheels on the pavement (leaving very little space for pedestrians to get past), I am less-than-careful with my elbows when passing. Mirrors can be surprisingly fragile...


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    mickdw
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    Jester252 wrote: »
    What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

    A couple of claims on your insurance for bodywork repairs will help an Asshole like you remember to respect peoples property next time.


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Would you not have just walked out so you could get your bus? Think I'd rather 'miss' a cup of coffee then my bus tbh!

    I gave my order, paid for it, was in line waiting for it. People behind me had theirs made and handed out first. I wasn't walking out when I'd paid already


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    Speedwell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    I am somewhat impatient when trying to maneuver my shopping cart through a crowded shop. I don't run into people or anything, but if I can go around them when they are slow, I will. My husband thinks this is the sort of behavior exhibited by someone raised in a hayloft.


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    JustShon
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    Speedwell wrote: »
    I am somewhat impatient when trying to maneuver my shopping cart through a crowded shop. I don't run into people or anything, but if I can go around them when they are slow, I will. My husband thinks this is the sort of behavior exhibited by someone raised in a hayloft.

    I'm with you on this, I'm forever just on the verge of shouting at people to get the fcuk out of my way when I'm doing a big shop.


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    Duggy747
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    I'll gladly let a dirty fart out in a pub or club and not take responsibility, instead let people blame each other :pac:


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    JustShon
    Registered Users Posts: 1,404 ✭✭✭JustShon


    I'm agreeing with too many posts in this thread.

    Starting to think I might actually be a full-fledged arsehole...


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    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I'll gladly let a dirty fart out in a pub or club and not take responsibility, instead let people blame each other :pac:


    Heh, I was just coming into this thread after having mackerel sandwiches for lunch, and everyone else is smelling themselves, wondering where the smell is coming from while I'm trying not to laugh :D


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    Bunny Colvin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭Bunny Colvin


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    I like to p1ss in peoples' cornflakes

    You can't piss on hospitality!!


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    benjamin d
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    Turtyturd wrote: »
    Along similar lines to the op. There used to be a community centre a few doors down from where we lived. There was residents parking outside but the people using the centre (including staff) had no issue just parking in it. Any time I would get back from work and there was a car in the spot I'd pull up as close to the drivers door a possible so they wouldn't be able to get in that side. First time they knocked in asking to move it I said I would be out now and left them out there for 20 minutes. Following that I just didn't answer.

    Refusing to move out of the way on the path is another one. It's shocking the amount of people who will walk into you and be offended you didn't move.

    Yes to both of these things. I will happily make myself late for appointments by very carefully parking millimetres from the driver's door of a car that's taking up two spaces. *rseholes of the highest order. And I have on several occasions allowed groups walking side by side on narrow paths to barge straight into me.


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,364 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    xabi wrote: »
    If I notice a ding on my car door from a car parked beside, I smash all its windows.

    I carry a paramedics window breaker precisely for this reason.


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    Cathy.C
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    I use public toilets and piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?".


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