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Jester252

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

5rtytry56

in before thread lock

xabi

If I notice a ding on my car door from a car parked beside, I smash all its windows.

JustShon

I act like I know everything and tend to treat others as intellectually inferior to myself.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus

kfallon

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus

Would you not have just walked out so you could get your bus? Think I'd rather 'miss' a cup of coffee then my bus tbh!

Birneybau

No, you are an

smash

Jester252 wrote: »

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

Can you still get banned for personal abuse? Because you need some after that post!

josip

When I'm on the bike I'll always make it difficult for anything with 4 wheels and an engine.
When I'm in the car I try to clip handlebars with the wing mirror if someone is further out than they need to.

Hercule Poirot

I like to p1ss in peoples' cornflakes

KERSPLAT!

smash wrote: »

Can you still get banned for personal abuse? Because you need some after that post!

Must. Resist.

wokingvoter

I can't acknowledge I'm wrong and only apologise in a superficial way a bit like Mr and Mrs Depp

Ken.

I work in a coffee shop near a bus stop and I p!ss in the coffee of anyone who asks me to remake a cup I know is perfect(like me) in every way.

One eyed Jack

ken wrote: »

I work in a coffee shop near a bus stop and I p!ss in the coffee of anyone who asks me to remake a cup I know is perfect(like me) in every way.

:eek:


Come back Jester252, all is forgiven! :pac:


What do people call me an asshole for?

Fcuked if I know...

ahnowbrowncow

LexieOnRale wrote: »

This morning I ordered a coffee. She took too long making it, made me miss my bus as she served people behind me first before making mine. So id already missed my bus, had to wait an extra ten mins anyway.
I told her my coffee wasn't nice and she had to make it again.
The coffee was fine I was just mad she caused me to miss my bus

She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and order coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.

everlast75

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and ordered the coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.

The barrista served other people before her. That's not on

I would have left in order not to leave the bus mind you

The_Valeyard

Jester252 wrote: »

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

I disapprove of this post.

Turtyturd

Along similar lines to the op. There used to be a community centre a few doors down from where we lived. There was residents parking outside but the people using the centre (including staff) had no issue just parking in it. Any time I would get back from work and there was a car in the spot I'd pull up as close to the drivers door a possible so they wouldn't be able to get in that side. First time they knocked in asking to move it I said I would be out now and left them out there for 20 minutes. Following that I just didn't answer.

Refusing to move out of the way on the path is another one. It's shocking the amount of people who will walk into you and be offended you didn't move.

One eyed Jack

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and order coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.

Kinda missing the point of the thread there...

RayM

If a car is parked with two wheels on the pavement (leaving very little space for pedestrians to get past), I am less-than-careful with my elbows when passing. Mirrors can be surprisingly fragile...

mickdw

Jester252 wrote: »

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

A couple of claims on your insurance for bodywork repairs will help an Asshole like you remember to respect peoples property next time.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

kfallon wrote: »

Would you not have just walked out so you could get your bus? Think I'd rather 'miss' a cup of coffee then my bus tbh!

I gave my order, paid for it, was in line waiting for it. People behind me had theirs made and handed out first. I wasn't walking out when I'd paid already

Speedwell

I am somewhat impatient when trying to maneuver my shopping cart through a crowded shop. I don't run into people or anything, but if I can go around them when they are slow, I will. My husband thinks this is the sort of behavior exhibited by someone raised in a hayloft.

JustShon

Speedwell wrote: »

I am somewhat impatient when trying to maneuver my shopping cart through a crowded shop. I don't run into people or anything, but if I can go around them when they are slow, I will. My husband thinks this is the sort of behavior exhibited by someone raised in a hayloft.

I'm with you on this, I'm forever just on the verge of shouting at people to get the fcuk out of my way when I'm doing a big shop.

Duggy747

I'll gladly let a dirty fart out in a pub or club and not take responsibility, instead let people blame each other :pac:

JustShon

I'm agreeing with too many posts in this thread.

Starting to think I might actually be a full-fledged arsehole...

One eyed Jack

Duggy747 wrote: »

I'll gladly let a dirty fart out in a pub or club and not take responsibility, instead let people blame each other :pac:

Heh, I was just coming into this thread after having mackerel sandwiches for lunch, and everyone else is smelling themselves, wondering where the smell is coming from while I'm trying not to laugh

Bunny Colvin

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

I like to p1ss in peoples' cornflakes

You can't piss on hospitality!!

benjamin d

Turtyturd wrote: »

Along similar lines to the op. There used to be a community centre a few doors down from where we lived. There was residents parking outside but the people using the centre (including staff) had no issue just parking in it. Any time I would get back from work and there was a car in the spot I'd pull up as close to the drivers door a possible so they wouldn't be able to get in that side. First time they knocked in asking to move it I said I would be out now and left them out there for 20 minutes. Following that I just didn't answer.

Refusing to move out of the way on the path is another one. It's shocking the amount of people who will walk into you and be offended you didn't move.

Yes to both of these things. I will happily make myself late for appointments by very carefully parking millimetres from the driver's door of a car that's taking up two spaces. *rseholes of the highest order. And I have on several occasions allowed groups walking side by side on narrow paths to barge straight into me.

corner of hells

xabi wrote: »

If I notice a ding on my car door from a car parked beside, I smash all its windows.

I carry a paramedics window breaker precisely for this reason.

Cathy.C

I use public toilets and piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?".

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Haha when I was driving and someone was parked like an asshole, I would deliberately park as close to their drivers door as I possibly could.

If someone is rude to me when im paying for their service I am an absolute nightmare. For example yesterday I had to leave my phone in to be fixed. Last time they fixed it he messed up the battery and the screen was faulty. He's a surly git with a face as long as a wet weekend at the best of times. Handed in my phone told him my battery wasn't right and he said oh you probably need a new battery. Hello you jerk. It was fine until you got your hands on it. Never mind the battery just fix the screen please. His girlfriend/crush/female friend was at the counter and it was clear i interrupted their chat. He said to me i was to call back in 45 minutes. No thanks, I'll wait for it. This was going to make me 30 mins late for my next appointment but feck it. He was snapping anyway and she just left because obviously they couldn't continue their chat with me there.
He had it fixed in 15 minutes too.

smash

Cathy.C wrote: »

I use public toilets and piss on the seat. I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?".

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces. While handicapped people make handicapped faces.

pragmatic1

wokingvoter wrote: »

I can't acknowledge I'm wrong and only apologise in a superficial way a bit like Mr and Mrs Depp

Yeah I apologise all the time but never mean it. I very rarely think I'm in the wrong.

bear1

Jester252 wrote: »

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

So someone, let's say a person that doesn't know it's your space, pulls up and parks their car.
You come back and decide through your own utter bastardness to go and smack your door off of the car??
Tbh, that's not being an asshole that's being an utter c***.

Boom_Bap

I always eat the last rolo.

Adventagious

+1 for belligerently maintaining my course on the footpath if people aren't looking where they are going/walking abreast in large groups/stopping to stare at the clouds for a minute.

In most aspects of life i am patient, reasonably kind and mature. Put me on Grafton street at the 5pm rush and i turn into a sociopath.

Is there a pedestrian equivalent of road rage?

JustShon

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I always eat the last rolo.

You disgust me! Of all the vile thing posted in this thread!

I mean I understand parking in disabled spots and damaging other people's properties but eating the last rolo is horrible!

:mad::mad::mad:

Ken.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I always eat the last rolo.

The rest of us have had a chat and I'm afraid were going to have to ask you to step down.

corner of hells

ken wrote: »

The rest of us have had a chat and I'm afraid were going to have to ask you to step down.

No , we havn't.

Boom_Bap

ken wrote: »

The rest of us have had a chat and I'm afraid were going to have to ask you to step down.

Phew, as long as you're not asking me to step up

daheff

i abuse people online & troll them for their stupidity--- yis big fubbing morons yiz*












*only joking....love yis all......or maybe im just trolling ya now 😛

bodhrandude

Ehhh Ann's OK how are you Jester252.

AnonoBoy

I act like I'm smarter than everyone else despite court documented evidence to the contrary.

esforum

this will get me in trouble but after so many issies with cars parking on the footpath and having to walk on the road (with a wife in a wheelchair and 2 young kids) not too mention disabled spots I printed my own stickers. "Caution, asshole parking" and "being a wanker is not a disability"

If you parked facing into a driveway on the path blocking it or in a spot not for you and got a sticker, twas me and Im not one little bit sorry

NiallBoo

JustShon wrote: »

I act like I know everything and tend to treat others as intellectually inferior to myself.

Ah t'is yourself! I see you're using computers now; good for you.

Elemonator

One thing that really annoys me is when you are on a narrow busy footpath in Dublin city centre and people take the opportunity to walk 4 abreast talking. Like I'd probably berate you, but then I'm the ***hole

Jester252

bear1 wrote: »

So someone, let's say a person that doesn't know it's your space, pulls up and parks their car.
You come back and decide through your own utter bastardness to go and smack your door off of the car??
Tbh, that's not being an asshole that's being an utter c***.

I referring to the white lines, if your too lazy to park properly between your own two white lines and encroach into the space I'm parked in, I'm going to be lazy with the care that I open my door with.

Parachutes

I'm the guy who will never give his share of a taxi fare after a night out.

One eyed Jack

Jester252 wrote: »

I referring to the white lines, if your too lazy to park properly between your own two white lines and encroach into the space I'm parked in, I'm going to be lazy with the care that I open my door with.

I didn't believe your opening post the first time, and I still don't, as I find it incredible to imagine anyone who would deliberately go out of their way to damage someone else's car like that.

Turns what I thought was supposed to be a light headed thread fairly sour tbh. Whatever about someone being so spiteful as to actually do such a thing, they'd never be stupid enough to admit to it if it were actually true.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Just print off a load of pages from a colouring book, put one page under the windscreen wiper with "here, so as you practice staying between the lines".


Job done. No smashing doors.