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Markcheese

Elemonator wrote:

One thing that really annoys me is when you are on a narrow busy footpath in Dublin city centre and people take the opportunity to walk 4 abreast talking. Like I'd probably berate you, but then I'm the ***hole

I've started just shoulder barging through the middle and woe betide them if i'm towing one of my kids behind ( they wont walk beside me anyway) ,i'll just make room

esforum

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I didn't believe your opening post the first time, and I still don't, as I find it incredible to imagine anyone who would deliberately go out of their way to damage someone else's car like that.

Turns what I thought was supposed to be a light headed thread fairly sour tbh. Whatever about someone being so spiteful as to actually do such a thing, they'd never be stupid enough to admit to it if it were actually true.

I have done it, if I cant get my wife or kids into the car because YOU are a **** and blocked MY cars entrances, well **** you

(you not being one eyed jack)

Baron Kurtz

josip wrote: »

When I'm on the bike I'll always make it difficult for anything with 4 wheels and an engine.
When I'm in the car I try to clip handlebars with the wing mirror if someone is further out than they need to.

Really? And as someone who cycles too

charlietheminxx

I pretty much just hate everyone when it comes to parking. I recently parked at the end of a row in a car park. My passenger side was empty so I parked as close to the wall at the end as possible.

The picture will show what I came back to, my car is the black one. I am so fecking careful with my car and parking it and it pains me to get dings from inconsiderate fuckers. People like this are assholes.

esforum

Deleted User wrote: »

This is my pet hate. I have no problem slamming into and clipping shoulders with any a$$hole who wont just reasonably give space on the path. Or just stop right in front of them and stand there until they go around me. Deliberately hitting their knees with shopping bags if I'm carrying something heavy, too. Then shouting "w@nker!" over my shoulder after we pass. I'm a total footpath a$$hole, yup.

em, doesnt it take two people refusing to move for a collission to occur?

esforum

esforum wrote: »

em, doesnt it take two people refusing to move for a collission to occur?

That's what makes me an a$$hole....

smash

charlietheminxx wrote: »

I pretty much just hate everyone when it comes to parking. I recently parked at the end of a row in a car park. My passenger side was empty so I parked as close to the wall at the end as possible.

The picture will show what I came back to, my car is the black one. I am so fecking careful with my car and parking it and it pains me to get dings from inconsiderate fuckers. People like this are assholes.

You have plenty of room there. And count yourself lucky, I came back to this one recently.

HalloweenJack

Well, I'm very judgemental.

We judge others on their actions but we judge ourselves on our intentions.

melissak

ahnowbrowncow wrote: »

She didn't cause you to miss your bus, you decided to go into the shop and order coffee. You didn't have to go in, you could have left early when you saw it was taking longer than expected .

Take some responsibility for your actions and stop blaming other people.

Is bitching at strangers about **** that doesn't effect you yours?

genericguy

Jester252 wrote: »

What do you do that others will call you an a$$hole for doing? I will open my car door with no regard for the car beside me if it is in my space.

You clearly drive a ****e car and that's your issue

monkeysnapper

Over the last few years I've reported people who I knew were working for cash and were claiming dole .

One lady was running a creche while her feller also claimed dole was out doing building jobs . .... Soon put a stop to that one .. ...

Iwasfrozen

Elemonator wrote: »

One thing that really annoys me is when you are on a narrow busy footpath in Dublin city centre and people take the opportunity to walk 4 abreast talking. Like I'd probably berate you, but then I'm the ***hole

Or people who insist on walking slow on a busy Dublin street. Move it people!
Some times I have to shove people out of the way and a few times had to prevent myself plowing down old people out of a donder on our busiest streets.

JustShon

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Or people who insist on walking slow on a busy Dublin street. Move it people!
Some times I have to shove people out of the way and a few times had to prevent myself plowing down old people out of a donder on our busiest streets.

People who insist on not moving at all is even worse but this thread is supposed to be about sh1t we do that annoys other people, not the other way around.

Cee-Jay-Cee

josip wrote: »

When I'm on the bike I'll always make it difficult for anything with 4 wheels and an engine.
When I'm in the car I try to clip handlebars with the wing mirror if someone is further out than they need to.

You're what is commonly referred to as a well rounded asshole!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

When I get on the train in the morning, I take a good look around to see who's annoying me most taking up two seats. Generally it's the people with the bag on the inside seat, with their coffee cups and bottle of water and everything else taking up both sides of the table, pretending like they can't see you.
Sometimes it's the person who'll take up two seats curled up asleep.

And that'll be where I decide to sit

Sugarlumps

I have a tendency to hit the close button on the elevator door rapidly. I give people filthy looks when they hop in, only to get off on the next floor.

Speedwell

Sugarlumps wrote: »

I have a tendency to hit the close button on the elevator door rapidly. I give people filthy looks when they hop in, only to get off on the next floor.

I've worked in buildings in which there actually were elevators that stopped at every floor and elevators that didn't stop at every floor. Enjoying the looks of people who didn't understand that they needed "1-22" instead of "1, 22-44" was a daily schadenfreude bonbon. Not to say that I didn't explain the system to them when they got frustrated. I might be a you-know-what but I don't enjoy angry people in confined spaces.

Sugarlumps

I also enjoy farting in an elevator when it's empty, engulfing it with a plethora of aromas.

Modern day Russian roulette.

Utah

I was a bit early for something the other day so was just listening to the radio in the car in the Stephen's Green car park. A woman in a 161 Mini Clubman pulled in directly across from me. She parked inside the lines, the car beside her was inside their lines. She still managed to get out slamming the door up against the other car. Then...opened the back door, also hitting it against the other car, to get her bag out. She did not seem one bit bothered about her brand new car or the other car (which was a 151 Golf).
I was thinking - what an a$$hole. But by her expression, I don't think it she even realised she was doing wrong. I think she might have just been a bit thick!!

Turtyturd

Sugarlumps wrote: »

I have a tendency to hit the close button on the elevator door rapidly. I give people filthy looks when they hop in, only to get off on the next floor.

Similarly if I am going into a bank and see someone rushing to get in the outer door just as its closing I will help it closed, then pretend I was actually trying to open it.

However I love getting in the door just as it's closing and other people are in there.

JustShon

Utah wrote: »

I was a bit early for something the other day so was just listening to the radio in the car in the Stephen's Green car park. A woman in a 161 Mini Clubman pulled in directly across from me. She parked inside the lines, the car beside her was inside their lines. She still managed to get out slamming the door up against the other car. Then...opened the back door, also hitting it against the other car, to get her bag out. She did not seem one bit bothered about her brand new car or the other car (which was a 151 Golf).
I was thinking - what an a$$hole. But by her expression, I don't think it she even realised she was doing wrong. I think she might have just been a bit thick!!

I don't think you get the point of the thread.

It's about stuff you do that makes you an a$$hole.

Maximus Alexander

benjamin d wrote: »

Yes to both of these things. I will happily make myself late for appointments by very carefully parking millimetres from the driver's door of a car that's taking up two spaces. *rseholes of the highest order. And I have on several occasions allowed groups walking side by side on narrow paths to barge straight into me.

Or people walking with their necks bent at 90 degrees staring into their f*cking phones. I have on more than one occasion just stopped dead on the footpath and waited for them to walk right into me before scowling at them. I manage to hold my tongue though, which wants to shout "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE F*CKING GOING YOU SOCIALLY INEPT TROGLODYTE I HOPE YOU WALK IN FRONT OF A BUS AND DIE SCREAMING!"

Boom_Bap

I'm an as$hole because I will sometimes put the carton of milk back in the fridge if there is only a dribble in it.

JustShon

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm an as$hole because I will sometimes put the carton of milk back in the fridge if there is only a dribble in it.

I've put empty biscuit / cereal / poptart boxes back in the cupboard...

maudgonner

I'm an a$$hole because sometimes instead of using up the last dribble of milk in the old carton I'll open a new one to have the nice fresh milk.

Speedwell

poa wrote: »

Every Monday I take in a fresh litre of milk to work to last me for the week. By Tuesday smoothie boy in the office next door has left me with enough for one mug of tea after stealing it. So I spit in his smoothie in the fridge which he made with my milk. Yes that's right smoothie boy, you gulp down that organic phlegm.

I would leave my milk in a different office refrigerator, prominently marked "NOT FOR OFFICE", but not before I left a heavily salted litre in the regular fridge on Monday for the twit to make a smoothie out of.

Edit: My husband informs me that salt won't work, and recommends the contents of a fish oil capsule or two instead. Not more, or the oil will float.

Sapphire

When I see mummies parked up on pavements and I have to squeeze past I make sure my handbag with its lovely big buckle is on the shoulder that is nearest the car.

It doesn't damage the paintwork but makes a nice loud satisfying clunk that gives them a jolt. Illegal parking is my pet hate.

I also like to occasionally put the checkout divider thingy lengthways on the checkout belt. Winds people up no end.

Adventagious

Sapphire wrote: »

I also like to occasionally put the checkout divider thingy lengthways on the checkout belt. Winds people up no end.

WHAT SAVAGERY IS THIS

Sapphire

Adventagious wrote: »

WHAT SAVAGERY IS THIS

Told ya I was an asshole