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Things that make you a hypocrite

  • 18-04-2016 11:32PM
    #1
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭


    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.


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  • #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have zero tolerance for drunk people. I fcuking hate them. If you can't handle your drink like a gentleman or a lady, then I'm sorry, but I'm judging you, I'm judging you a lot.


  • #3
    dresden8
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,291 ✭✭✭dresden8


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    I bet you wouldn't dare say you were critical of Judaism.

    Jail time in Germany and Austria for that.


  • #4
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,566 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    Ummm, neither of those things makes you a hypocrite


  • #5
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.


  • #6
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I don't reply to threads about hypocrisy.


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  • #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »
    I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.

    Grow your own bananas, ya hippie! :D


  • #8
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Grow your own bananas, ya hippie! :D

    If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...


  • #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »
    If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...

    You could buy a banana?


  • #10
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The collection basket in mass.


  • #11
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    I profess to be a ketchup lover. Then I buy the crap from aldi instead of heinz.


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  • #12
    eviltwin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I hate smokers despite having been one for years.


  • #13
    greenflash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.


  • #14
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You could buy a banana?

    /looks suspiciously at TBM.

    Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?


  • #15
    Letree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.


  • #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    /looks suspiciously at TBM.

    Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?

    I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!


  • #17
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!

    Excellent.

    Glad to hear you've moved on :)

    Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?


  • #18
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    Letree wrote: »
    I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.

    Yeah, you're probably right. I did this thread for the craic and couldn't think of f.uck all


  • #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Excellent.

    Glad to hear you've moved on :)

    Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?
    Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman


  • #20
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    greenflash wrote: »
    I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.

    Me too. I should have known this bloody thread would be controversial, I don't think that's hypocritical. Here's one;

    I love football but will never post on the soccer forum here


  • #21
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman

    Say what now?


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  • #22
    murpho999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,956 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    How is that hypocritical. Two separate issues about religion and right to statehood.


  • #23
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,377 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    I'm massively critical of people who do things that I do myself or used to do. Lazyness, tardyness, drinking too much, smoking etc.


  • #24
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:


  • #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Say what now?

    When in Rome, you do whatever the Romans do as long as it doesn't compromise your citizenship of Kansas


  • #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

    You say you ban people for talking suite and you've never banned me.


  • #27
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    You're entertaining


  • #28
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    The collection basket in mass.

    You're back!


  • #30
    Cathy.C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Cathy.C


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

    Almost 21k +1 but for the swift ninja skills :p


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  • #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult

    I love pooping myself too!


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