Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

Things that make you a hypocrite

Options
  • 18-04-2016 11:32pm
    #1
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭


    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.


«1

Comments

  • Options
    #2
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I have zero tolerance for drunk people. I fcuking hate them. If you can't handle your drink like a gentleman or a lady, then I'm sorry, but I'm judging you, I'm judging you a lot.


  • Options
    #3
    dresden8
    Registered Users Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭dresden8


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    I bet you wouldn't dare say you were critical of Judaism.

    Jail time in Germany and Austria for that.


  • Options
    #4
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    Ummm, neither of those things makes you a hypocrite


  • Options
    #5
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.


  • Options
    #6
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I don't reply to threads about hypocrisy.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #7
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »
    I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.

    Grow your own bananas, ya hippie! :D


  • Options
    #8
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Grow your own bananas, ya hippie! :D

    If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...


  • Options
    #9
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »
    If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...

    You could buy a banana?


  • Options
    #10
    The Sidewards Man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭The Sidewards Man


    The collection basket in mass.


  • Options
    #11
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    I profess to be a ketchup lover. Then I buy the crap from aldi instead of heinz.


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #12
    eviltwin
    Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    I hate smokers despite having been one for years.


  • Options
    #13
    greenflash
    Registered Users Posts: 499 ✭✭greenflash


    I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.


  • Options
    #14
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    You could buy a banana?

    /looks suspiciously at TBM.

    Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?


  • Options
    #15
    Letree
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭Letree


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.


  • Options
    #16
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    /looks suspiciously at TBM.

    Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?

    I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!


  • Options
    #17
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!

    Excellent.

    Glad to hear you've moved on :)

    Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?


  • Options
    #18
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    Letree wrote: »
    I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.

    Yeah, you're probably right. I did this thread for the craic and couldn't think of f.uck all


  • Options
    #19
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Excellent.

    Glad to hear you've moved on :)

    Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?
    Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman


  • Options
    #20
    JackieBauer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 277 ✭✭JackieBauer


    greenflash wrote: »
    I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.

    Me too. I should have known this bloody thread would be controversial, I don't think that's hypocritical. Here's one;

    I love football but will never post on the soccer forum here


  • Options
    #21
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,687 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman

    Say what now?


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #22
    murpho999
    Registered Users Posts: 28,391 ✭✭✭✭murpho999


    JackieBauer wrote: »
    I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

    Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

    How is that hypocritical. Two separate issues about religion and right to statehood.


  • Options
    #23
    Jayop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,388 ✭✭✭✭Jayop


    I'm massively critical of people who do things that I do myself or used to do. Lazyness, tardyness, drinking too much, smoking etc.


  • Options
    #24
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:


  • Options
    #25
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Stheno wrote: »
    Say what now?

    When in Rome, you do whatever the Romans do as long as it doesn't compromise your citizenship of Kansas


  • Options
    #26
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

    You say you ban people for talking suite and you've never banned me.


  • Options
    #27
    KERSPLAT!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,152 ✭✭✭✭KERSPLAT!


    You're entertaining


  • Options
    #28
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult


  • Options
    #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Sidewards Man wrote: »
    The collection basket in mass.

    You're back!


  • Options
    #30
    Cathy.C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Cathy.C


    KERSPLAT! wrote: »
    I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

    Almost 21k +1 but for the swift ninja skills :p


  • Advertisement
  • Options
    #31
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult

    I love pooping myself too!


Advertisement