Things that make you a hypocrite

JackieBauer

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

The Backwards Man

I have zero tolerance for drunk people. I fcuking hate them. If you can't handle your drink like a gentleman or a lady, then I'm sorry, but I'm judging you, I'm judging you a lot.

dresden8

JackieBauer wrote: »

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

I bet you wouldn't dare say you were critical of Judaism.

Jail time in Germany and Austria for that.

johnnyskeleton

JackieBauer wrote: »

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

Ummm, neither of those things makes you a hypocrite

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.

Sky King

I don't reply to threads about hypocrisy.

The Backwards Man

Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »

I'm critical of people who don't recycle or compost because the environment, man. But about 60% of what goes in my compost is fruit and vegetables that got flown half way around the world so I could buy them and not eat them before they went off.

Grow your own bananas, ya hippie!

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Grow your own bananas, ya hippie!

If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...

The Backwards Man

Khaleesi Itchy Seamstress wrote: »

If I had a penny for every time someone's said that to me...

You could buy a banana?

The Sidewards Man

The collection basket in mass.

La.de.da

I profess to be a ketchup lover. Then I buy the crap from aldi instead of heinz.

eviltwin

I hate smokers despite having been one for years.

greenflash

I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

You could buy a banana?

/looks suspiciously at TBM.

Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?

Letree

JackieBauer wrote: »

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.

The Backwards Man

Stheno wrote: »

/looks suspiciously at TBM.

Have you been drinking that ****e you consider alcohol?

I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I'm drinking Stella out of a fancy glass excuse you me!

Excellent.

Glad to hear you've moved on

Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?

JackieBauer

Letree wrote: »

I'm quite worried you think this one is hypocrisy. One is an oppressed and brutalized people the other is a religion/idea.

Yeah, you're probably right. I did this thread for the craic and couldn't think of f.uck all

The Backwards Man

Stheno wrote: »

Excellent.

Glad to hear you've moved on

Now how long have you been drinking today? You're not drunk by any chance?

Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman

JackieBauer

greenflash wrote: »

I'm proud to be Irish but support an English football team.

Me too. I should have known this bloody thread would be controversial, I don't think that's hypocritical. Here's one;

I love football but will never post on the soccer forum here

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Nope, I'm not in Kansas at the minute, so I'm acting all Roman

Say what now?

murpho999

JackieBauer wrote: »

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam.

Sometimes I prefer King over Tayto, sometimes I prefer Tayto over King.

How is that hypocritical. Two separate issues about religion and right to statehood.

Jayop

I'm massively critical of people who do things that I do myself or used to do. Lazyness, tardyness, drinking too much, smoking etc.

KERSPLAT!

I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

The Backwards Man

Stheno wrote: »

Say what now?

When in Rome, you do whatever the Romans do as long as it doesn't compromise your citizenship of Kansas

The Backwards Man

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

You say you ban people for talking suite and you've never banned me.

KERSPLAT!

You're entertaining

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult

The Sidewards Man

The Sidewards Man wrote: »

The collection basket in mass.

You're back!

Cathy.C

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

Almost 21k +1 but for the swift ninja skills

The Backwards Man

LexieOnRale wrote: »

For hating spanking and napping as a child but growing up to have both as my favourite things as an adult

I love pooping myself too!

Stheno

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

I ban people for talking ****e yet I have 21k posts of ****e talk :rolleyes:

Have you seen my nonsense count and the forums I mod?:pac:

Pure lightweight you are :pac:

Stheno

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I love pooping myself too!

Definitely drunk and in hypocrite mode

The Sidewards Man

Deleted User wrote: »

You're back!

Have a bit of spare time, I dont live on the interweb.

hullaballoo

I'm a smoker of a pack a day but I hate most of the things other smokers do. Especially when they don't actually go all the way outside to smoke, just enough to not be all the way inside either. Fcuking porch smokers are the worst.

KERSPLAT!

Stheno wrote: »

Have you seen my nonsense count and the forums I mod?:pac:

Pure lightweight you are :pac:

You've got a few years on me

Cathy.C

Often when visiting family members and seeing them frying with veg oils I'll say to them that they should use butter or coconut oil as it's much better for them.

Then on the way hit the chipper.

diomed

Gambling addiction is just bad gambling.
Winners don't say they have an addiction.
Do some research and win.

I think people who are unkind are bad, which is unkind of me.

Wicklow Brave

JackieBauer wrote: »

I'm pro Palestine but critical of Islam

I have a friend who would be really Pro-Palestine and she would also consider herself an ardent feminist. She visited that part of the world recently and was less than impressed by the attitudes of the Palestinian men toward her, ''treated me like dirt'', in her own words. She couldn't get to Israel fast enough.

When I was a teenager, a local kid living near me tragically died from choking on his own vomit in his sleep after a night of drinking. It developed a deep rooted fear in me not to get drunk ever again. I was also a serial drug user at the time. I couldn't go near a drop of alcohol and I hated smoking so wouldn't touch a fag but I had absolutely no problem taking stupid amounts of any drug under the sun. Odd.

K-9

I've lost count.

dodderangler

Dunno if this is one but I don't agree with the way animals are treated before they're killed yet I love my big Macs and I'm a Hunter

One eyed Jack

It's quite a long list, but I'll claim that I can't think of any examples right now...

tupenny

Everything catholic church related. Getting kid baptised etc. It really bothers me...
I hate hypocrites!

Esel

I fear hippos. The big teeth. Being made of meat.

Straight Edge Punk

Criticising and condemning ISIS and other foreign terrorist organisations while having no problem supporting or being "ok" with the IRA.

The flying mouse

Condemning P.IRA and saying they had no mandate from the people and then go along happily commemorating the group of men who did the exact same 100 years ago.

Ande1975

I'm at work and I am getting seriously miffed when I catch someone on facebook, news sites etc


I'm just reading my way through the 'thanked' posts for today so came across this and decided to respond - I'm not a hypocrite

K-9

The flying mouse wrote: »

Condemning P.IRA and saying they had no mandate from the people and then go along happily commemorating the group of men who did the exact same 100 years ago.

Of course that works the other way round, P. IRA commemorating the Rising and condemning the R. IRA. That's the beauty of hypocrisy, can be very ironic!

AnonoBoy

I can't stand people who tell the same stories over and over again.

But yet..... give me two beers and get ready to hear AnonoBoy's Greatest Anecdotes one more time f*ckers!

andekwarhola

People who rabidly espouse wooly ideologies based around supposed tolerance and equality (usually online) but conduct their own lives in complete contravention of same.