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Have you ever masturbated ?

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  • 12-04-2016 3:15pm
    #1
    The flying mouse
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    Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn? Does everyone have equal education opportunities?
    These are some of the questions contained in a new online survey being delivered by RTÉ in partnership with 11 other EU countries.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/rte-generation-what-survey-2711272-Apr2016/

    Now what ever about smoking a joint with your parents and also maybe having a threesome and watching porn and i don't really know about whether we all have equal education opportunities ? But surely we all have masterbated at some time in our lives, like who wouldn't or hasn't ?


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    #2
    smash
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    /Grabs popcorn, awaits smut.


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    #3
    Mint Sauce
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    Am more disappointed/surprised, that I am no longer considered a young adult.


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Nine out of ten people would admit to masterbating, the other one won't admit it.

    Simple as.

    I'm admitting feck all myself, I won't be called a wanker :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    I think you will find OP that there are quite a few people who either have never masterbated or who rarely do it.

    There are a lot of strange attitudes and hangups towards sex and genitals in this country.


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    ScumLord
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    smash wrote: »
    /Grabs popcorn, awaits smut.
    What are you going to do with the popcorn? :eek:


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    #7
    BattleCorp
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    I'm j'as''l mastur... lar right now......annnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhh

    Phew.:p


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    murpho999
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    Just can't see what can come from this post.


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    smash
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    murpho999 wrote: »
    Just can't see what can come from this post.
    come... hehe


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    #10
    kupus
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    i came into this thread with high hopes.


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    #11
    Akrasia
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    I once went 10 whole years without sex or masturbating and it didn't even bother me.

    Then I turned 11


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    smash
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    kupus wrote: »
    i came into this thread with high hopes.
    And you're leaving on a downer.

    Does that mean the thread delivered?


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    AnonoBoy
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    Where's the 'Share Your Results on Facebook' button?


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    JPNelsforearm
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    "here are the words most used to describe your generation"

    http://i.imgur.com/UAVKLmj.png


    LOL, top kek.


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    BattleCorp
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    Akrasia wrote: »
    I once went 10 whole years without sex or masturbating and it didn't even bother me.

    Then I turned 11

    You must have been a really ugly child to say nobody would have sex with you. :D


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    eamonnq
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    Yadiel Rhythmic Molar wrote: »
    I won't be called a wanker :D

    Oh I'd say you will !! :D


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    Mesrine65
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    Ever masturbated? Yes

    Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

    Ever had a threesome? Yes

    Do you watch porn? Yes

    Do I win a prize?


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    smash
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    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Ever masturbated? Yes

    Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

    Ever had a threesome? Yes

    Do you watch porn? Yes

    Do I win a prize?
    Not until you smoke joint with your parents!


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    Pinch Flat
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    smash wrote: »
    Not until you smoke joint with your parents!

    Or have a three some with your parents :eek:


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    Mesrine65
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    smash wrote: »
    Not until you smoke joint with your parents!
    Give us a hand dig the feckers up Smash, we can use me da's skull as a bong :pac::pac::pac:


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    Arsemageddon
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    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Ever masturbated? Yes

    Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

    Ever had a threesome? Yes

    Do you watch porn? Yes

    Do I win a prize?

    No, you only win the prize if you did all of the above while smoking a joint with your parents


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    BBDBB
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    One time OP! One time and I get labelled for life!


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    esforum
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    The flying mouse wrote: »
    Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn? Does everyone have equal education opportunities?
    These are some of the questions contained in a new online survey being delivered by RTÉ in partnership with 11 other EU countries.

    http://www.thejournal.ie/rte-generation-what-survey-2711272-Apr2016/

    Now what ever about smoking a joint with your parents and also maybe having a threesome and watching porn and i don't really know about whether we all have equal education opportunities ? But surely we all have masterbated at some time in our lives, like who wouldn't or hasn't ?

    back before marraige, kids and boredom my wife was in college far far away. I used to stay every second weekend and as you can imagine, we had sex.

    One of her housemates left the house and went home to her parents because we were having sex before marraige.

    I am 100% she never masturbated :D


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    ToddyDoody
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    The flying mouse wrote: »
    Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn?

    Sounds sexy. (And somewhat greasy and spotty)


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    #25
    esforum
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    Mesrine65 wrote: »
    Ever had a threesome? Yes
    ?

    the good or bad kind? :cool:


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    [Deleted User]
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    ScumLord wrote: »
    What are you going to do with the popcorn? :eek:

    Mmm.. butter.


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    Mesrine65
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    esforum wrote: »
    the good or bad kind? :cool:
    It's all good :eek: :D:p


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    #28
    mad muffin
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    Not me. Not I.


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    #29
    munsterlegend
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    esforum wrote: »
    back before marraige, kids and boredom my wife was in college far far away. I used to stay every second weekend and as you can imagine, we had sex.

    One of her housemates left the house and went home to her parents because we were having sex before marraige.

    I am 100% she never masturbated :D

    Maybe the housemate filled in for you the other weekend.


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    bnt
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    The only joint I've ever smoked used to be attached to a pig. :o

    From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch’.

    — Edgar Mitchell, Apollo 14 Astronaut



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    Mesrine65
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    bnt wrote: »
    The only joint I've ever smoked used to be attached to a pig. :o
    Mmm...smoked pork (where's a drooling smiley when you need one :D)


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