Have you ever masturbated ?

The flying mouse

Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn? Does everyone have equal education opportunities?
These are some of the questions contained in a new online survey being delivered by RTÉ in partnership with 11 other EU countries.

http://www.thejournal.ie/rte-generation-what-survey-2711272-Apr2016/

Now what ever about smoking a joint with your parents and also maybe having a threesome and watching porn and i don't really know about whether we all have equal education opportunities ? But surely we all have masterbated at some time in our lives, like who wouldn't or hasn't ?

smash

/Grabs popcorn, awaits smut.

Mint Sauce

Am more disappointed/surprised, that I am no longer considered a young adult.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Nine out of ten people would admit to masterbating, the other one won't admit it.

Simple as.

I'm admitting feck all myself, I won't be called a wanker

I think you will find OP that there are quite a few people who either have never masterbated or who rarely do it.

There are a lot of strange attitudes and hangups towards sex and genitals in this country.

ScumLord

smash wrote: »

/Grabs popcorn, awaits smut.

What are you going to do with the popcorn? :eek:

BattleCorp

I'm j'as''l mastur... lar right now......annnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhh

Phew.:p

murpho999

Just can't see what can come from this post.

smash

murpho999 wrote: »

Just can't see what can come from this post.

come... hehe

kupus

i came into this thread with high hopes.

Akrasia

I once went 10 whole years without sex or masturbating and it didn't even bother me.

Then I turned 11

smash

kupus wrote: »

i came into this thread with high hopes.

And you're leaving on a downer.

Does that mean the thread delivered?

AnonoBoy

Where's the 'Share Your Results on Facebook' button?

JPNelsforearm

"here are the words most used to describe your generation"

http://i.imgur.com/UAVKLmj.png


LOL, top kek.

BattleCorp

Akrasia wrote: »

I once went 10 whole years without sex or masturbating and it didn't even bother me.

Then I turned 11

You must have been a really ugly child to say nobody would have sex with you.

eamonnq

Yadiel Rhythmic Molar wrote: »

I won't be called a wanker

Oh I'd say you will !!

Mesrine65

Ever masturbated? Yes

Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

Ever had a threesome? Yes

Do you watch porn? Yes

Do I win a prize?

smash

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Ever masturbated? Yes

Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

Ever had a threesome? Yes

Do you watch porn? Yes

Do I win a prize?

Not until you smoke joint with your parents!

Pinch Flat

smash wrote: »

Not until you smoke joint with your parents!

Or have a three some with your parents :eek:

Mesrine65

smash wrote: »

Not until you smoke joint with your parents!

Give us a hand dig the feckers up Smash, we can use me da's skull as a bong :pac::pac::pac:

Arsemageddon

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Ever masturbated? Yes

Ever smoked a joint with your parents? No

Ever had a threesome? Yes

Do you watch porn? Yes

Do I win a prize?

No, you only win the prize if you did all of the above while smoking a joint with your parents

BBDBB

One time OP! One time and I get labelled for life!

esforum

The flying mouse wrote: »

Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn? Does everyone have equal education opportunities?
These are some of the questions contained in a new online survey being delivered by RTÉ in partnership with 11 other EU countries.

http://www.thejournal.ie/rte-generation-what-survey-2711272-Apr2016/

Now what ever about smoking a joint with your parents and also maybe having a threesome and watching porn and i don't really know about whether we all have equal education opportunities ? But surely we all have masterbated at some time in our lives, like who wouldn't or hasn't ?

back before marraige, kids and boredom my wife was in college far far away. I used to stay every second weekend and as you can imagine, we had sex.

One of her housemates left the house and went home to her parents because we were having sex before marraige.

I am 100% she never masturbated

ToddyDoody

The flying mouse wrote: »

Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents? Have you ever had a threesome? How often do you watch porn?

Sounds sexy. (And somewhat greasy and spotty)

esforum

Mesrine65 wrote: »

Ever had a threesome? Yes
?

the good or bad kind? :cool:

ScumLord

ScumLord wrote: »

What are you going to do with the popcorn? :eek:

Mmm.. butter.

Mesrine65

esforum wrote: »

the good or bad kind? :cool:

It's all good :eek:

mad muffin

Not me. Not I.

munsterlegend

esforum wrote: »

back before marraige, kids and boredom my wife was in college far far away. I used to stay every second weekend and as you can imagine, we had sex.

One of her housemates left the house and went home to her parents because we were having sex before marraige.

I am 100% she never masturbated

Maybe the housemate filled in for you the other weekend.

bnt

The only joint I've ever smoked used to be attached to a pig.

Mesrine65

bnt wrote: »

The only joint I've ever smoked used to be attached to a pig.

Mmm...smoked pork (where's a drooling smiley when you need one )

esforum

Mesrine65 wrote: »

It's all good :eek:

.

too much sausage ruins the coddle.

munsterlegend wrote: »

Maybe the housemate filled in for you the other weekend.

durty..............:D

there was always a strict video recording rule I assure you

KERSPLAT!

I'm almost blind, that'll tell ya.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

No to smoking joints.
No to threesome, though we've talked about it and in theory in fine with it but I doubt it'll ever happen.
Imagine sitting down smoking joints with your folks though. That's blowing my mind.

PistolsAtDawn

Why is weed illegal in Ireland?

This is getting too smutty. Any minute now we will have OEJ come in and tell us none of it is necessary

How does the song go?

Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride on a tractor
Did you ever get it in, did you ever get it in, did you ever get it inside out.
Did you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel, did you ever get a feel of a fiver?
Did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole, did you ever get your whole week's wages?
Did you ever get it up, did you ever get it up, did you ever get it upside down?
Did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack, did you ever see a crack in a window?
Did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick, did you ever get a lick of a lolly
Did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls, did you ever pull your balls at bingo?

Yes to the questions apart from smoking a joint with my parents.

Jaysus. That's just beyond the realms of my experience.

The flying mouse

The flying mouse wrote: »

Have you ever smoked a joint with your parents?

Almost. We scoffed down resin sprinkled on toast. It was a terrible experience for all of us because I was used to smoking and so I thought I knew how quickly it affects you.

So when it took longer than normal - I naturally recommended we have more. Which happened twice more.

So by the time it kicked in we were all - really - and I mean really - in a mess.

The flying mouse wrote: »

Have you ever had a threesome?

I will just say yes to that one.

The flying mouse wrote: »

How often do you watch porn?

Periodically I guess. We have a subscription to Abby Winters so we watch it whenever something new comes out on that. And probably once or twice a month more going through the back catalog.

The flying mouse wrote: »

Does everyone have equal education opportunities?

Sure. But some are more equal than others.

"in periods of high unemployment, jobs should be reserved for men, y/n"

jayz


"would you participate in an uprising against those in power"
am I on a list???

doolox

Did you ever get your whole.......etc......

ToddyDoody

I masturbated once, didn't like it at all

Actually having tested this survey what is the deal? Below is my reactions in real time to the survey. It might not make sense unless you do the survey. It might not make sense _even if you do_ but I am blogging my experience of it here.

I am trying to answer the questions without over thinking them. Just on instinct or first reaction alone. But my training is making me second guess most of it

These questions are mad. "Could you live without contraception" Is that a retrospective question about the efficacy of contraception? Or is it asking me could I live a life of sex under 7/28 probability of conception?

"could you be happy without sex" caught me for six. I almost clicked yes. All my philosophy and training and DIY and life goals make me think yes. But actually sex is a big part of my life too. I would seriously suffer without it. So I went with "no" against my initial judgement.

At which point the survey decided to inform me that a certain % of other people also answered "no". What kind of survey informs people in real time what other people voted? It feels to me like there is a Derren Brown like lead up to influencing a final decision going on here.

The "friends I can rely on" question is seriously skewed. You can either have LOADS you rely on 100% or SOME you can turn to? What about "There is a small few I can rely on 100%"?

And there is no conditions built into the survey. They ask "how much money do your parents give you monthly" and even if you answer "none" that ask you how you feel about that donation.

"in ireland we are still far away from gender equality". Erm compared to what? Full gender equality? Or compared to other nations? I went with yes on this one. I think we are somewhat progressive if still "work to be done".

There is no "dont know" answers built into really heavy statements either. I feel compelled to chose on things I know nothing about.

And exactly how am *I* meant to answer the question "have you ever been in several relationships at the same time" But really how is _anyone_ meant to answer it? You are in a relationship with your spouse and your bank manager for example.

Has anyone got the impression I think this is a VERY unprofessional and useless survey yet?

As someone interested in statistics and surveys and epidemiology I really would like to know why they periodically inform you what other people answered.

Ahhhhh perhaps this explains a lot. There is an NLP trick going on here. Right in the middle of the survey there was a "cloud" of words describing your last choices. With words that might not gel with your choices in the centre - but radiate outwards after it.
I suspect at this point that the entire "survey" is geared towards seeing if certain linguistic practices along the way can influence the result of a final question or set of questions.

Why are the COLORING questions on immigration? Agemda alert

Ok this is getting REALLY STUPID now with the question "Do you feel most part of...." and two of the answers are the same but in different colors. At this point I give up on the survey.. The people doing it clearly have no idea. End blog.

smash

Tax you seem to have landed a pile of questions that I didn't get.

smash

smash wrote: »

Tax you seem to have landed a pile of questions that I didn't get.

I'm more interested in this "training" Tax mentions.

Mint Sauce

Apparently the Masturbate question is only there to see if you are telling the truth.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm more interested in this "training" Tax mentions.:p

Which. I offer several at different prices

But the training I mentioned in the last post was related to my statistical analysis and epidemiology experience and training. I may have _some_ training in how to form - conduct - collate - or parse a survey

smash wrote: »

Tax you seem to have landed a pile of questions that I didn't get.

There is a question during the survey that asks you "Are you done or do you want more questions".

Jayop

Deleted User wrote: »

I think you will find OP that there are quite a few people who either have never masterbated or who rarely do it.

There are a lot of strange attitudes and hangups towards sex and genitals in this country.

3% of men and 10% of woman in Ireland from 4508 respondents say they didn't ever masturbate. Absolute liars the vast majority of those people.

90% of woman and 97% of men either do it frequently or all the time.

Jayop

Loads of the questions have stupid multiple choice answers that lead one way or the other. There was one with 3 things you're afraid of and I could only honestly say 2 things from the list.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I was 24 the first time I masturbated. I had never done it up til then and I'm sure guys probably thought I was lying before that, but nope.

Jayop

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I was 24 the first time I masturbated. I had never done it up til then and I'm sure guys probably thought I was lying before that, but nope.

Making up for lost time now though amarite??? :cool:

(someone had to say it)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

No