best revenge you got on someone who did something bad to you?

grindle · 03-02-2016 01:54AM

Someone once pissed into something I owned, so on the night of a gig they were playing I pissed into their keyboard. Keyboard stopped working two songs in (it was playing their backing track while live) so I was happy enough that night.

Fred Swanson · 03-02-2016 02:00AM

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Yeah_Right · 03-02-2016 02:02AM

There's a few people on my **** list. I wouldn't go actively looking for revenge but if the opportunity arose, I'd take it.

There was a guy I was friends with during university. Thought he was a good mate but it turned out he was a right ****. Backstabbing, trying to hook up with girls I was dating etc. I cut him out of my life and moved on. I didn't have anything more to do with but I did hear that he married a girl that we'd been friends with at uni. I ran into her 15 years after we'd graduated, slept with her, had an affair, she left him, job done.

recylingbin · 03-02-2016 02:13AM

When I was a kid, I was head boy. I was going out with this beautiful girl in my class. One day, someone put tipp-ex on the teacher's seat. My vice-head said it was me and I was sent to detention. The principal wasn't there though and I had to wait for him to return. I missed lunch and had nothing to eat for a good 5 hours.
Eventually, when I has given up all hope and thought I would starve to death, the principal came back and told me to get out.
When I arrived back to class, my former vice head had stolen my girl and my favourite teddy.
I swore vengeance and, in the ensuing minutes, became fabulously wealthy and use my wealth to turn everyone against him starting with the teddy and ending with his girl before killing him to death.
When the bell rang, I went home and had dinner and reflected on how revenge had not made me happier but, conversely, its pursuit had made me a bitter and twisted child.

Pladimir Vutin · 03-02-2016 02:23AM

There was this Ukrainian pain in the arse called Alexander Litvinenko. I got that bastard good.

The Backwards Man · 03-02-2016 02:34AM

I won't namedrop or incriminate the guilty here, but a few years ago I took a couple of members of the band that has been nominated the most times for the Rock'N'Roll Hall Of Fame without actually being inducted to the airport in Belfast. Was already paid for the run so didn't bother me, but they gave me a tenner sterling 'tip' and asked for half back so they could buy breakfast at the airport!

So I gave them five EURO back!

How I laughed to myself going back down over Glenshane.

mansize · 03-02-2016 02:47AM

STI's ftw

The Raptor · 03-02-2016 03:10AM

I believe in karma.

harry Bailey esq · 03-02-2016 08:24AM

My adorable,but mischievous 5 little niece once destroyed the mixer sitting snugly between my Technics 1210s,so I shot my mother in law with a crossbow,went right through her like a hot knife through butter.

(not entirely true,It's 7.20 am so I have a raging unwarranted erection and my mind is filled with revenge fantasies as per)

thattequilagirl · 03-02-2016 08:43AM

When I worked in a school I had a boss/principal who bullied me horribly for a year. I knew he was dodgy because his wife was 26 and they had an 11 year old son. He was 40. So we often joked that she must have been his pupil. He has an unusual name, so one day I googled him and Lo and behold it was true. She had run away with him at 15 after getting pregnant, and arrest warrants were out all over Europe for him at the time as they went from the uk through France to Germany. It was huge in the tabloids at the time.

I waited until I finished my contract, then I told my colleagues what I had found. I was tempted to also tell the school board as he still had access to teenage girls, but since he was married to the girl mentioned above and has two kids with her now, I was convinced not to for their sake.

I also sent him an email with links to the tabloid articles telling him exactly what I thought of him.

It was a bit evil but no more than he deserved.

Car99 · 03-02-2016 08:52AM

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

I was working overseas and this person wanted to move to that city as her brother lived there. She was hoping to get a job in the company I worked for at the time as a job was necessary for visa purposes. Told the person that was interviewing them that they knew me. Unbeknownst to the person, the interviewer was a good friend of mine who I was meeting for lunch the next day.

Interviewer says to me (and I paraphrase) "do you know such and such? I was interviewing her yesterday and she name dropped you".

Let's just say that person never did get to move overseas. I do not feel bad at all.

But that's just a something that happened not revenge , is it?

EagererBeaver · 03-02-2016 08:53AM

There was this lad being a complete drunken arsehole in a nightclub one time. Being aggressive, squaring up, spilling drinks etc. Bouncers kicked him out. Anyway, I and two friends later found him having a wee sleep on a street, so we pissed on him.

crixos30 · 03-02-2016 08:58AM

So this dude was texting my girlfriend at the time who he was with before me, the texts were sleezy and I wasn't impressed on the way he was speaking to the woman,so given the the fact that I'm pretty hot headed I drove to his house and rang out side he answered and said he's not coming out I was going to hammer him,so he wouldn't come out I picked up a cavity block from his yard and threw it through the back window of his car .........oops

Car99 · 03-02-2016 09:09AM

crixos30 wrote: »

So this dude was texting my girlfriend at the time who he was with before me, the texts were sleezy and I wasn't impressed on the way he was speaking to the woman,so given the the fact that I'm pretty hot headed I drove to his house and rang out side he answered and said he's not coming out I was going to hammer him,so he wouldn't come out I picked up a cavity block from his yard and threw it through the back window of his car .........oops

So this dude was with your girlfriend before he was with you?

03-02-2016 09:10AM

crixos30 wrote: »

So this dude was texting my girlfriend at the time who he was with before me, the texts were sleezy and I wasn't impressed on the way he was speaking to the woman,so given the the fact that I'm pretty hot headed I drove to his house and rang out side he answered and said he's not coming out I was going to hammer him,so he wouldn't come out I picked up a cavity block from his yard and threw it through the back window of his car .........oops

Woah there!

Was there any in between, a blocking his number and warning stage?

Youngblood.III · 03-02-2016 09:11AM

Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »

I was working overseas and this person wanted to move to that city as her brother lived there. She was hoping to get a job in the company I worked for at the time as a job was necessary for visa purposes. Told the person that was interviewing them that they knew me. Unbeknownst to the person, the interviewer was a good friend of mine who I was meeting for lunch the next day.

Interviewer says to me (and I paraphrase) "do you know such and such? I was interviewing her yesterday and she name dropped you".

Let's just say that person never did get to move overseas. I do not feel bad at all.

You sound like a pr##k tbh

Youngblood.III · 03-02-2016 09:17AM

Hated the place i worked in.....left the company with a lot of money :-)

03-02-2016 09:25AM

Youngblood.III wrote: »

Hated the place i worked in.....left the company with a lot of money :-)

If you are implying that it was taken...illegally, this thread is taking a marked turn for the worse...theft, smashing up cars over texts etc.

Young fellow in a pub accidentally spilled my pint so I stabbed him in the eye with a screwdriver hur hur.

Youngblood.III · 03-02-2016 09:30AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If you are implying that it was taken...illegally, this thread is taking a marked turn for the worse...theft, smashing up cars over texts etc.

Young fellow in a pub accidentally spilled my pint so I stabbed him in the eye with a screwdriver hur hur.

Nope...money was legal.

Chill man!!

03-02-2016 09:37AM

Youngblood.III wrote: »

Nope...money was legal.

Chill man!!

So you left with money that you were entitled to?

But...that isn't actually revenge at all! "I went to the bosses office and got my wages...revenge is mine". Naaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Car99 · 03-02-2016 10:16AM

Youngblood.III wrote: »

Hated the place i worked in.....left the company with a lot of money :-)

Compo? Unfair dismissal?

cowboyBuilder · 03-02-2016 10:29AM

now online wrote: »

The best revenge is to get on with your own life and be the best and the happiest you can be !

+1

I have never done anything like that, but my brother who lives in Belgium had a real c'unt of a landlady and he had a nightmare when they left the flat, she kicked them out with little notice and was having new tenants call so she could show them the flat - not sure of the legality of this.

She tried to charge them for "damage" caused to the flat and refused to pay back the deposit.

He got a key cut, and wanted to go back some months later and dump fish in between the drywall.

Also wanted to put dog**** in her letterbox.

He hasn't done those things (not yet anyway) seems he has calmed down.

I dunno, its a bit extreme, like he can't take frustration.

cowboyBuilder · 03-02-2016 10:42AM

celligraphy wrote: »

Used have this roommate who would throw all my clothes that were hanging on the line out in the back on the grass when he wanted to use it, clothes were getting destroyed! Anyways he was the only one who drank low fat milk in the house so I started collected dead flies by the window and crushed them up really finely and would put it in his milk and well he used do other stuff to piss me off like eat my food etc. ....

Thats just nasty ...

Neyite · 03-02-2016 11:00AM

Heard this from a little granny at my hobby group:

Years ago - back in the early 90's, her son went off to college in Limerick. There was a spate of thefts of Levi's/ Wranglers and any kind of branded clothing from washing lines of the student houses. One night, a pair of her son's 501's got robbed, along with jeans belonging to his house mates.

Off he goes home to the sticks for the weekend and on his return, brought back some electric fencing wire, and wired it up to the house electrics so it was live, just like the auld lad had shown him years ago. They then hung a few decoy bits of washing out on the line, switched on the power and waited. The shrieks and yelps later that night from two female scum bags in their back garden was music to their ears.

md23040 · 03-02-2016 09:21PM

Many moons ago my tosspot of a boss decided to shine his radar of prick-ish-ness in my direction. So after enduring enough of his petulance, sneaked into his office after work and injected a syringe of milk into his fairly new, beautiful leather executive chair, then waited a few days with a smile. After the weekend that office hummed real bad and they could never figure the cause.

deseil · 03-02-2016 09:28PM

md23040 wrote: »

Many moons ago my tosspot of a boss decided to shine his radar of prick-ish-ness in my direction. So after enduring enough of his petulance, sneaked into his office after work and injected a syringe of milk into his fairly new, beautiful leather executive chair, then waited a few days with a smile. After the weekend that office hummed real bad and they could never figure the cause.

Genius!!! Lol

ToddyDoody · 03-02-2016 09:40PM

Ryan Adams.. English Girls can be so Mean. (How is that revenge you ask?... it's not, I'm un wimp)

Toots · 03-02-2016 09:51PM

A few years ago was at a house party, and one guy, let's call him *Peter, got really drunk and destroyed a load of stuff. I'd been to the off licence for him earlier in the night, and he never gave me the money for his drink, so both myself and the guy who owned the house (Gary) set about plotting our revenge.

A couple of weeks later, Peter was having a house party at his gaff. He asked me to go to the off licence for him again, and promised he'd give me the money when I arrived at his house. His drink of choice was Kopparberg, however I told him there was none at the off licence and had gotten him eight cans of Bulmers pear instead. Not sure if anyone remembers the catastrophic laxative effects Bulmers pear used to have, but it was quite potent. The scabby fecker never gave me my money, but he polished off all the cans. Before we left for the night, Gary and I took every scrap of jax roll in the house and hid it in the shed. Then we also took all the towels and face cloths out of the bathroom - basically anything that could conceivably be used to wipe scutter off a corn hole was removed from the vacinity of the bathroom.

He rang Gary the next morning nearly in tears asking him to run down to his house (he lived about 10 houses down) and drop in a toilet roll.

Micky 32 · 03-02-2016 10:05PM

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Whyohwhy? · 03-02-2016 10:31PM

Micky 32 wrote: »

A few years ago i found out one night that my friend was sh***ng my then girlfriend behind my back. We were all in a pub when i found out but so there wouldn't be a scene i didn't let on i knew, i needed to think about the situation. He would have denied it anyway because that was his style..

That night we were then heading to a night club. I drove on first ( my friend was a few miles behind) and coming into town there was a speed checkpoint set up. I knew that he would be coming into town like the hammers so i didn't phone him to warn him. Low and behold he got his lovely speeding ticket...felt great knowing i could have saved him the cash!

In fairness, that's not revenge... Riding his aul one/sister/aunt or boxing the head off would count better tbh. Very weak.

best revenge you got on someone who did something bad to you?

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