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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1892
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    We use motorbikes for the chase down where I live. Great fun. Much better than horses.

    Why not a tank, while you're at it?


  • #1893
    kawasaki1100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭kawasaki1100


    Kev W wrote: »
    Why not a tank, while you're at it?

    Ha, head first straight in - you gotta love the self confessed type ****. Good lad well done!


  • #1894
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,789 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Anyone on horseback in pursuit of an innocent terrified animal

    the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible (Oscar Wilde on foxhunting) :D


  • #1895
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Aglomerado wrote: »
    the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible (Oscar Wilde on foxhunting) :D

    yes :) I love this quote :)


  • #1896
    davo2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭davo2001


    Boards users that sign off their posts with their username, WE CAN ALREADY SEE IT YOU T*TF*CK.

    davo2001


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  • #1897
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,836 ✭✭✭worded


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    when you reach that stage you're like a spider that's just mated and is awaiting death

    Or

    http://www.condenaststore.com/-sp/You-slept-with-her-didn-t-you-New-Yorker-Cartoon-Prints_i8544838_.htm


  • #1898
    kawasaki1100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭kawasaki1100


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    A few winters ago, I was sitting in my car on a quiet residential street waiting for an appointment with someone. I see this ould fella pottering around his house when all of a sudden he slipped and went head over heels, picture the RTE ice guy. Anyhow, for a good ten minutes he struggled to get up, he was like an overturned turtle, it was hilarious.

    Then out of nowhere some wanker dashed in and picked him up. You could see the smug look on his face as he was filled with self satisfaction. No doubt thinking how great he was and not a thought for the poor ould fella.

    What a prick.

    So you just sat in your car and laughed at the old chap - congrats, you also qualify as a Wanker. Well done good lad!


  • #1899
    Wes Palmer Lee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Wes Palmer Lee


    kawasaki1100 wrote: »
    So you just sat in your car and laughed at the old chap - congrats, you also qualify as a Wanker. Well done good lad!

    Oh the irony...(he'd say) but "A few winters ago, I was sitting in my car on a quiet residential street waiting for an appointment with someone." means he's possibly an estate agent so yeah...definitely a W*****


  • #1900
    Wes Palmer Lee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 112 ✭✭Wes Palmer Lee


    But then again .. before I go to bed..
    aren't we all **** (if we're being honest)?
    Like who hasn't cracked one off at some stage hah? hah? HAH?


    eerie silence follows..


  • #1901
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    Someone who approaches the counter in your place of work, begins to ask for service, and then answers a phone call while proceeding to hold up the queue.


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  • #1902
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If they call you 'lad' or 'kid'.


  • #1903
    kawasaki1100
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭kawasaki1100


    Wes Palmer Lee wrote: »
    Oh the irony...(he'd say) but "A few winters ago, I was sitting in my car on a quiet residential street waiting for an appointment with someone." means he's possibly an estate agent so yeah...definitely a W*****

    Ah yes, you have gotta love the self confessed types. Ha ha
    The bloke that rushed over to help the old chap was even described as a prick?? Its scary people with this mentality are actually walking our streets.
    You may be right about the estate agent but I think deffo we have the King of all **** on board here. Cheers


  • #1904
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Damn. AH has gone very, very literal these days. No room for a bit of sarcasm. ;)

    People say that social justice warriors will be the death of comedy but it could be HLW* that kill it off.

    *Hyper Literal ****.


  • #1905
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    The Sun King wrote: »
    Damn. AH has gone very, very literal these days. No room for a bit of sarcasm. ;)

    People say that social justice warriors will be the death of comedy but it could be HLW* that kill it off.

    *Hyper Literal ****.
    Social commentators. :p


  • #1906
    Formosa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 495 ✭✭Formosa


    dclane wrote: »
    Irish people with Americanisms:

    1. Talking with american accents

    2. Saying "like" alot

    3. Saying "My bad"

    5. Saying "Have a nice day" yes it's well established in ireland now

    Don't forget "go figure", very popular around these parts with the multitude of **** hanging around.


  • #1907
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,557 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    dclane wrote: »
    Irish people with Americanisms:

    1. Talking with american accents

    2. Saying "like" alot

    3. Saying "my bad"

    5. Saying "Have a nice day" yes it's well established in ireland now

    What's wrong with saying "Have a nice day"? My gran and my mam used to say that all the time or "Have a good evening" etc. depending on the time of day. I don't get it. It is just being polite. Or is being polite a bit odd these days?


  • #1908
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,418 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Amateur photographers

    I'm expected to get out of ur way so u can get a good snap for ur blog. **** off

    Got shouted at by some Canadian bitch at the darts in the city west with her 400 Euro camera because there was a mix up in seats and I was standing in her camera view.


  • #1909
    turnikett1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    People who judge others based on what clothes they wear, or what style they have ie 75% of Boardsies :)


  • #1910
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    turnikett1 wrote: »
    People who judge others based on what clothes they wear, or what style they have ie 75% of Boardsies :)

    How would they know what other Boardsies are wearing?


  • #1911
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Regarding low level guests on talk shows ...especially Irish ones!


    People who start a sentence with this "Myself and a few other celebrities..."

    you aint a celeb ....you're a c*nt mate!


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  • #1912
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,138 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    How would they know what other Boardsies are wearing?

    most us are in the nip on boards!


  • #1913
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Ash.J.Williams wrote: »
    most us are in the nip on boards!

    :eek:


  • #1914
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    People who say "boardsies" ....cringe!!


  • #1915
    deaddonkey15
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭deaddonkey15


    dclane wrote: »
    Irish people with Americanisms:

    1. Talking with american accents

    2. Saying "like" alot

    3. Saying "My bad"

    5. Saying "Have a nice day" yes it's well established in ireland now

    Any Irish person that says "awesome". That word wasn't meant for us.


  • #1916
    PTH2009
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,418 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    deaddonkey15 wrote: »
    Any Irish person that says "awesome". That word wasn't meant for us.

    Or I'm taking out the trash or sit on the couch


  • #1917
    davo2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭davo2001


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    or sit on the couch

    What's wrong with couch!? :confused:


  • #1918
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    davo2001 wrote: »
    What's wrong with couch!? :confused:

    It's "sofa"


  • #1919
    davo2001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,343 ✭✭✭davo2001


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    It's "sofa"


    NOOOOO sofa is the American term! You wa*ker! :D


  • #1920
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    davo2001 wrote: »
    NOOOOO sofa is the American term! You wa*ker! :D

    Only messing with you mate:pac:


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  • #1921
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,225 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    It's "sofa"

    I think you've got that one the wrong way around buck.


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