Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Kev W wrote: »

What if it's very bright though?

Or if their glasses have Reactions lenses, like mine.

mfceiling wrote: »

Oh I love this. Standing in the local shop last night and this tosser is an inch behind me in the queue. When this happens I always make a point of very slowly edging back til I'm on top of them. I HATE this carry on of being on top of someone in a queue. Tosser.

What gets me are the ones that try to overtake me while I'm putting in my PIN so that they can be around and ready to pack their purchases, while I'm still in the process of paying. Pushing out past me with their trolleys - what's wrong with these people, the cashier can't scan their stuff until I have paid and got my receipt.

Other tossers are people who reverse their car into the space of a supermarket carpark, then come out with a big trolley load of groceries only to pull up the trolley between their car and the one beside it to get at the boot, scratching the other person's car and also the car parked at their boot. I had no idea how my car had so many scratches on the driver door and the back passenger door until I came up on somebody one day about to pull the trolley along side it up to his boot to unpack the groceries. I asked him to wait until I had reversed out. What bloody idiots.

People with road rage are absolute tossers. A guy pulled out right in front of me (very dicey) and I beeped him. He proceeded to get out of his car and walk towards mine, moving his hands all over the place and looking seriously aggo. Who in their right mind thinks it's ok to intimidate someone like that? FOOL.

YungKeo wrote: »

People on the train who leave their bags on the seat beside them when it's absolutely packed

I love when they get scolded by the ticket guys when the train is full. 'Put that bag up in the rack or you'll be removed at the next station.'

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I had a really funny train experience during the week. The ticket guy was doing his rounds, the guy in front of me was asleep up against the window. He was a mid 20s 'howya' Dubliner, tough looking customer. The ticket guy another Dub starts shaking him and going ticket please.

Your man wakes up and says 'Wha?'

Ticket Please!

It's in me bag up there, don't be fcuking touching me you weird cnut

Show it to me or you'll be off.

Jaysus give me down me bag, fcuk sake!

I have seen ticket inspectors do that in the past and the howrya guy might of had a point, I doubt the ticket inspector should of done that, putting themselves at risk of being accused of assault. you should not put your hands on someone like that.

People who proclaim themselves to be "not a big drinker" like everybody else just walks around in booze cloud everyday.

Puibo wrote: »

People who proclaim themselves to be "not a big drinker" like everybody else just walks around in booze cloud everyday.

The "Look how fun I am even though I don't drink" people.

****

Coulda Woulda Shouda

People who pretend to be asleep on trains so their ticket, or lack thereof, won't be inspected.

Know lads that buy tickets for a few stations short of where they want and just claim they slept through them if caught.

"Oh I'll hop out at Thurles boss and wait for the next train to head back. Sorry boss."

valoren wrote: »

Some people won't be going it until the weekend and beyond but the early bird **** will be mouthing off about the plot and any spoilers therein.

I hate the ones who think they are not spoiling anything, and will say "I won't say a word about the film, but the twist in it is amazing"

You fucking cunt, now I know there is a twist, that IS a fucking spoiler in itself, I'll be on the total look out now and might cop it.

kidneyfan wrote: »

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.

Brilliant.

Tossers who roll onto Motorways at 60-70kph thus ensuring that any traffic behind them has difficulty accessing.

Get up to speed and blend in you bunch of tossers.