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Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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  • #1772
    northgirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,434 ✭✭✭northgirl


    Ciaran_B wrote: »
    People who come to work when they're sick and then make me sick. Supreme dickheads to a man.

    +1 to this - If I could wear a mask I would have had people at work coughing in my face the last couple of weeks :mad:


  • #1773
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    People who talk about football like "If WE get rid of XYZ manager then WE will be ok. They are dragging US down.

    I never understood attributing the ability of young, highly paid professionals to some old man standing on the sideline.


  • #1774
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 32,956 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The Sun King wrote: »
    People who talk about football like "If WE get rid of XYZ manager then WE will be ok. They are dragging US down.

    I never understood attributing the ability of young, highly paid professionals to some old man standing on the sideline.


    Especially when it's for a team they've probably never seen in person in a different country. Mind boggling.


  • #1775
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,158 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Wanting to revive workhouses. There's a real whiff of pious sadist off them.


  • #1776
    crackers and cheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭crackers and cheese


    I love this!!! Essential reading


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  • #1777
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Young lads with these new paint brush style haircuts and tight tracksuits.Idiots.


  • #1778
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Some people who do airsoft, some of them actually think they're in the special forces or something.If there was some sort of altercation, they would straight under their beds.Walter mittys.


  • #1779
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    Some people who do airsoft, some of them actually think they're in the special forces or something.If there was some sort of altercation, they would straight under their beds.Walter mittys.

    Some mates of mine have done a bit of Airsoft and I've heard about these types, they wreck it for anyone who's just looking to have fun.


  • #1780
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    Kev W wrote: »
    Some mates of mine have done a bit of Airsoft and I've heard about these types, they wreck it for anyone who's just looking to have fun.

    I used to do it myself, now don't get me wrong there are some decent people who do it, and actually I've met a couple of lads in the defence forces who do airsoft. But the types I despised were these guys who thought they knew it all when it games to guns etc, some some thought they knew it all when it came to actual warfare but in reality none of them had actually use a gun in real life.


  • #1781
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    I used to do it myself, now don't get me wrong there are some decent people who do it, and actually I've met a couple of lads in the defence forces who do airsoft. But the types I despised were these guys who thought they knew it all when it games to guns etc, some some thought they knew it all when it came to actual warfare but in reality none of them had actually use a gun in real life.

    "Look, I know a thing or two about combat. I've seen every Steven Seagal movie and I even own Commando on DVD."


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  • #1782
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,949 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Kev W wrote: »
    "Look, I know a thing or two about combat. I've seen every Steven Seagal movie and I even own Commando on DVD."

    Ah, OK...

    *backs away slowly*


  • #1783
    gimmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,296 ✭✭✭✭gimmick


    The Sun King wrote: »
    People who say "I jus sey it how I sees it hun" are mogs of the highest order. Probably post minion memes too.

    "I was only being honest". No, you were only being a cúnt and you knew you were being a cúnt when you said what you said. Saying you were "just being honest" does not indemnify your from being a cúnt. In fact, it makes you a bigger cúnt.


  • #1784
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,370 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    gimmick wrote: »
    "I was only being honest". No, you were only being a cúnt and you knew you were being a cúnt when you said what you said. Saying you were "just being honest" does not indemnify your from being a cúnt. In fact, it makes you a bigger cúnt.

    :eek:

    Good job you are a mod.

    You are correct though.:pac:


  • #1785
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    People having a "totes eppo" over the phone. All you get is half the story and all the annoyance of listening to some pleb air the dirty laundry.


  • #1786
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    Any person, past future and present, that has worked in Games Workshop. Those cretins made an enjoyable painting hobby an dreadful experience.


  • #1787
    Rym Shanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    People who sh*t in urinals.


  • #1788
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,370 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Rym Shanley wrote: »
    People who sh*t in urinals.

    :eek:


  • #1789
    alcea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭alcea


    Rym Shanley wrote: »
    People who sh*t in urinals.

    You have just taken the saying "I didn't know which way to turn" to a whole new level :eek:


  • #1790
    Hal1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,719 ✭✭✭Hal1


    Blast it with...:eek:.


  • #1791
    Rym Shanley
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 94 ✭✭Rym Shanley


    Hal1 wrote: »
    Blast it with...:eek:.

    It's ineffective

    A friend who owns a pub has had the experience of people sh*tting in urinals.

    Although he thinks that they have a system
    They bring some sort of container into the bathroom, put some water in and then disappear into a cubicle to sh*t in the container.

    When the coast is clear they tip it out in the urinal.

    Anybody squatting with their arse in the urinal, trying to squeeze one out is bound to get caught.


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  • #1792
    Corpus Twisty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭Corpus Twisty


    Rym Shanley wrote: »
    People who sh*t in urinals.

    Or people who appear incapable of sitting on a work toilet and getting their log to actually hit the water. How do you manage to crap on the toilet seat? Or up the cistern? Do they do it the same at home? Bellers.

    The lad at work who wanders in when you're having a slash at a urinal, stands at the next one and loudly and blissfully lets off a massive, loud, resounding fart. Dead-brained tossers. I don't want to hear your ar5e-trumpet. G'way.


  • #1793
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    People who wear sunglasses at funerals do my head in,its like its more important for them to look cool than just going to show their respects to the person getting buried.


  • #1794
    Kev W
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭Kev W


    droidman123 wrote: »
    People who wear sunglasses at funerals do my head in,its like its more important for them to look cool than just going to show their respects to the person getting buried.

    What if it's very bright though?


  • #1795
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Kev W wrote: »
    What if it's very bright though?

    Some people wear sunglasses at funerals wheather its bright or not.they think it makes them look cool with their black suit and tie and white shirt.a funeral is not a fashion show


  • #1796
    The Sun King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 488 ✭✭The Sun King


    droidman123 wrote: »
    Some people wear sunglasses at funerals wheather its bright or not.they think it makes them look cool with their black suit and tie and white shirt.a funeral is not a fashion show

    Maybe they wear them to facilitate the dropping of some bad puns.

    "That girl over there is hot. I guess you could say I'd be six feet deep in her."

    YEEEEEHH!!


  • #1797
    jack presley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    droidman123 wrote: »
    .a funeral is not a fashion show

    Nor is it a place to be taking photos to upload to Facebook which I've seen too.


  • #1798
    x43r0
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,278 ✭✭✭x43r0


    droidman123 wrote: »
    People who wear sunglasses at funerals do my head in,its like its more important for them to look cool than just going to show their respects to the person getting buried.

    I always assumed the reason for this was that the people in question preferred not to be visibly crying :confused:


  • #1799
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,557 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    x43r0 wrote: »
    I always assumed the reason for this was that the people in question preferred not to be visibly crying :confused:

    Maybe some,but most wear them for the "oooh look at me,i look so cool" factor


  • #1800
    mapaca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 405 ✭✭mapaca


    When you're at the till paying for your shopping and the next person in the queue stands RIGHT BEHIND you looking over your shoulder while you're entering your pin on the card reader - wait your turn you fathead! I always give them a filthy look.


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  • #1801
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,949 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Rym Shanley wrote: »
    Although he thinks that they have a system
    They bring some sort of container into the bathroom, put some water in and then disappear into a cubicle to sh*t in the container.

    When the coast is clear they tip it out in the urinal.

    Thats a serious amount of effort to go to in order to crap in a urinal.

    Can't see the benefit to be honest.

    And what do they do with the poop scoop afterwards?!?


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