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Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    73Cat wrote: »
    I don't know how to just quote a little chunk of someone's post, and that annoys me. ONW, I'm laughing here at your post about the weather, and your Dad running in to watch it !! I didn't want to annoy anyone by quoting the whole post ;). I'm a bit like that with the weather myself, looking for a better forecast. The OH always says "it will be what it will be " and I want to choke him! Feck that , I need some TV channel to blame for the weather !
    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Agreed, so irritating.tongue.png

    You quote the whole post and take out the stuff you don't want. :)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    TA'd that I was writing a reply in my driving thread and I burnt my rashers :P

    I'm getting lost with all the slang and inuendo on this thread, what part of the anatomy are rashers again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    New Home wrote: »
    You quote the whole post and take out the stuff you don't want. :)

    Ah bless you New Home! I did that in my reply to 73Cat. :) Just poking fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I'm getting lost with all the slang and inuendo on this thread, what part of the anatomy are rashers again?

    My bum!! Does anyone want to put any soothing cream on it? :pac: Actually (as everyone knows by now, I really have to stop saying it, my OH is German and they refer to their bums as their bacon, or ham) :p


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 78,100 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Ah bless you New Home! I did that in my reply to 73Cat. :) Just poking fun.

    Good grief, how thick do I get... :rolleyes: :o This is the proof that I need to drastically increase my caffeine intake...


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    My bum!! Does anyone want to put any soothing cream on it? :pac: Actually (as everyone knows by now, I really have to stop saying it, my OH is German and they refer to their bums as their bacon, or ham) :p

    My OH is German as well.

    I am never late for anything anymore.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My OH is German as well.

    I am never late for anything anymore.

    Actually she's terrible at being punctual, I tell her that she's a disgrace to her nation :pac:

    Jeremy Clarkson interviewed Michael Fassbender who is half German and half Irish, and I think what he said was quite funny, maybe your kids would agree :P

    http://imgur.com/gallery/1JUPrDZ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,733 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    When dubs on Boards assume everyone else on boards is from Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Schwiiing wrote: »
    When dubs on Boards assume everyone else on boards is from Dublin.

    See you in town later??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,733 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    kfallon wrote: »
    See you in town later??

    I'd rather die.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Ah bless you New Home! I did that in my reply to 73Cat. :) Just poking fun.

    Ah Jesus I'm slow today , I didn't even cop that !

    I gather random crap in my pockets throughout the day, so annoying. I'll pick something up, and say to myself that I'll put it somewhere/ in the bin later. The other evening I took out of my pockets : a lipstick, a shell, coins, a shopping list , a pen lid, several hair ties, a battery, and some plastic wrapping off of something or other.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    When your card gets skimmed for the second time in just over 6 months :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    kfallon wrote: »
    When your card gets skimmed for the second time in just over 6 months :mad:

    That's really shitty, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they didn't take too much :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My OH is German as well.

    I am never late for anything anymore.

    My OH is Brazilian. I have to tell her that things are scheduled four hours before they actually are just so that we arrive on time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    My feckin head is done in trying to figure out which SUP to buy for the OH, and I don't have a clue about them. Plus I thought I'd be wise and buy the paddle separately but when I searched for "paddle" on Amazon I got some strange results that have killed the shred of innocence I had left. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Medusa22 wrote: »
    That's really shitty, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they didn't take too much :(

    Thanks! Na, they only got €140, it'll be refunded anyway. Last time the cúnts got €2k out of me, they used the same reference this time too. Looks like they did it this morning.

    Worst part is that I'll have to get a new card and register it on some of the sites I use to buy online! :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    New Home wrote: »
    At least we can be certain there'll be 'Sunny spells and scattered showers'...

    "With some light rain and drizzle, sunny in some places but mostly cloudy. Calm in most areas but expect some wind, a lot of wind, or possibly a hurricane"

    And that's in August.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    My OH is German as well.

    I am never late for anything anymore.

    But at least you still have your sense of humour:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭Savage Tyrant


    Caught short on site... Needed a poop... TA is the cheap toilet roll... Doesn't so much clean your poo, more just moves it around.

    Sorry. :o


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Caught short on site... Needed a poop... TA is the cheap toilet roll... Doesn't so much clean your poo, more just moves it around.

    Sorry. :o

    Would have been a good time for one of those trouts that seem to just come clean off :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Would have been a good time for one of those trouts that seem to just come clean off :)

    Mystery Sh1tes are the best.

    Drop one, look down and there's nothing there. "Ah it must have torpedoed up the pipe". Wipe yourself and the tissue is perfectly clean first time.

    "Did I even take a sh1te?".

    They don't happen often enough the oul Mystery Sh1tes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 643 ✭✭✭scdublin


    People who sniffle ALL THE TIME! As in, they 100% don't have a cold but they just constantly sniffle out of habit. UGH!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Mystery Sh1tes are the best.

    Drop one, look down and there's nothing there. "Ah it must have torpedoed up the pipe". Wipe yourself and the tissue is perfectly clean first time.

    "Did I even take a sh1te?".

    They don't happen often enough the oul Mystery Sh1tes.

    Same thing happens with buses. Blink and you miss them. In fact, both shíte and bus RTI must be run by the same gobshíte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,352 ✭✭✭SAMTALK


    Pac1Man wrote: »
    Mystery Sh1tes are the best.

    Drop one, look down and there's nothing there. "Ah it must have torpedoed up the pipe". Wipe yourself and the tissue is perfectly clean first time.

    "Did I even take a sh1te?".

    They don't happen often enough the oul Mystery Sh1tes.

    TA..... Oversharing:P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    My feckin head is done in trying to figure out which SUP to buy for the OH, and I don't have a clue about them. Plus I thought I'd be wise and buy the paddle separately but when I searched for "paddle" on Amazon I got some strange results that have killed the shred of innocence I had left. :(

    Fúck. This was my 10 thousandth post :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 785 ✭✭✭team_actimel


    People at the cinema who decide to slowly and noisily open their crisp packets/rustle-inducing sh1te at the quietest times of movies. Either open all packets before movie starts or do what I do and open said packets at loud moments in the movie! Ahh TA!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    There are so many weather related things that annoy me.

    <snipped weather rant>

    Urgh weather :(

    That reminds me, my pet hate is the weather forecast on the radio. Why does it only give that day's weather? It's meant to be a forecast. If I'm on my way home from work, I want to hear what tomorrow's weather is going to be like; I can pretty much work out for myself what the weather will be for the rest of the evening. Surely from 6pm onwards, weather bulletins should include a rundown on what's in store for the following day?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Fúck. This was my 10 thousandth post :(

    Could have been worse :D
    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Would have been a good time for one of those trouts that seem to just come clean off :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Caught short on site... Needed a poop... TA is the cheap toilet roll... Doesn't so much clean your poo, more just moves it around.

    Sorry. :o

    You could use a swans neck if there is one handy:)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭miezekatze


    When you're searching for something online and click on a link to a page on a .com page. You then get a pop-up asking you if you really want to go to this page, or visit your local version (like .eu or whatever) instead. If you click on the local link, you then end up on the main page and have to search again for whatever you were looking for. So annoying, why can't it just take you to the same page on the other domain?


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