Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

OldNotWIse

Medusa22 wrote: »

It's a person who keeps a male porn star, eh, aroused, in between scenes.

Ah, a p***k tease. I've been called that myself on numerous occasions

Medusa22

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Ah, a p***k tease. I've been called that myself on numerous occasions

Well, now you can add fluffer to your CV

eisenberg1

Medusa22 wrote: »

Sorry to hear you lost your job Eisy

It was too hard anyway:D

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Polishing the brass, as 'twere. Bugle maintenance!

Up at the crack of dawn, whoever Dawn is;)

Son Of A Vidic

TA that I get a better laugh out of this thread, than from any other on this site. It's unacceptable that I come in here with a grievance and end up having a great laugh altogether.

OldNotWIse

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

TA that I get a better laugh out of this thread, than from any other on this site. It's unacceptable that I come in here with a grievance and end up having a great laugh altogether.

Get out.















:P

OldNotWIse

Have posted elsewhere but it qualifies as a TA nonetheless. A gay friend (acquaintance really) on FB set up a Go Fund Me page so that she can pay for AI to have a kid.

Son Of A Vidic

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Get out.

O.K.

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Up at on the crack of dawn, whoever Dawn is;)

Classical form, chief!

jimgoose

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Have posted elsewhere but it qualifies as a TA nonetheless. A gay friend (acquaintance really) on FB set up a Go Fund Me page so that she can pay for AI to have a kid.

Give her this on my behalf. Sorted:

http://static.hardwarestore.com/media/product/510999_front500.jpg

xLisaBx

Exams are really annoying me, 1 down and 5 to go and I'm annoyed already
On the upside, I'm becoming an iPhone wanker for christmas!

Menas

I have been stuck to my desk at work all day on call after call after call. Am dying to just get up and go for a walk.
But cant.

Stuck.
On.
Calls.

neris

****ers who just leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket, or the even dafter cnut who decides to leave their trolley opposite another

Badly Drunk Boy

mud wrote: »

Water in ear after a shower. Can't get it to leave. Don't want any ear trouble. Cry.

As in the case of dropping your phone in water, you should pour a load of rice into your ear until the water is gone.

neris wrote: »

****ers who just leave their trolley in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket, or the even dafter cnut who decides to leave their trolley opposite another

Even worst is when they have their trolley almost touching the shelves on one side but decide to reach over to the other side so that the length of the trolley and the reach of their arms is blocking the whole aisle.

smash

Lo-Call numbers. They're not low cost when you're on a mobile. In fact, they're more expensive that a fcuking land line!

BenedrylPete

I live by the party hard and fck the consequences rule when it comes to doing washing up.

Well the partys over. And the pile is about 3 foot high.

Why couldnt i have lived by a more moderate rule.
I blame society.

SAMTALK

Menas wrote: »

Funny thing is that I have absolutely no idea how I know what a Fluffer is!

Nor did I!!. I suppose it was asking too much that they might have been talking about dusting.
Says it all really that I was thinking about dusting before ........

eisenberg1

SAMTALK wrote: »

Nor did I!!. I suppose it was asking too much that they might have been talking about dusting.
Says it all really that I was thinking about dusting before ........

In my head I see the great Ron Burgundy, in one of his classics, talking to a maid and says (in an aul Mr Brennan voice) "here love, blow the dust offa dat will ya":D

Menas

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Have posted elsewhere but it qualifies as a TA nonetheless. A gay friend (acquaintance really) on FB set up a Go Fund Me page so that she can pay for AI to have a kid.

eisenberg1 wrote: »

In my head I see the great Ron Burgundy, in one of his classics, talking to a maid and says (in an aul Mr Brennan voice) "here love, blow the dust offa dat will ya":D

In fairness...been a fluffer could involve putting a shine on knobs and knockers!

SAMTALK

Menas wrote: »

In fairness...been a fluffer could involve putting a shine on knobs and knockers!

Ok now im getting disturbing pictures of dusting and porn and really there shouldnt be a connection should there???
Instead of giving out about having to dust ill be doing it with a smile on my face thinking of these posts..
And to think that this is TA thread

Medusa22

SAMTALK wrote: »

Ok now im getting disturbing pictures of dusting and porn and really there shouldnt be a connection should there???
Instead of giving out about having to dust ill be doing it with a smile on my face thinking of these posts..
And to think that this is TA thread

Get yourself a kinky maid's outfit and you could be dusting and making your own porn film

eisenberg1

Medusa22 wrote: »

Get yourself a kinky maid's outfit and you could be dusting and making your own porn film

I hear that clit bang stuff is great:eek:

OldNotWIse

SAMTALK wrote: »

Ok now im getting disturbing pictures of dusting and porn and really there shouldnt be a connection should there???
Instead of giving out about having to dust ill be doing it with a smile on my face thinking of these posts..
And to think that this is TA thread

At least you're not thinking of Boom Bap birthing a 6lb brown trout every time you go to the toilet :P

SAMTALK

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I hear that clit bang stuff is great:eek:

Foams really well :P:P

OldNotWIse

I'm already worrying about what my 10 thousandth post should be, and have just wasted this one in advance of it

BenedrylPete

hahaha vagina

Menas

Its like a carry on film in here today.

Boom_Bap

OldNotWIse wrote: »

At least you're not thinking of Boom Bap birthing a 6lb brown trout every time you go to the toilet :P

It might make thinks easier if I tell you that I'm not one of those weirdo's that eats the placenta.

SAMTALK

Menas wrote: »

Its like a carry on film in here today.

OOOOOH Matron

xLisaBx

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm already worrying about what my 10 thousandth post should be, and have just wasted this one in advance of it

Could do something about your favourite boardsie? Or the trivial happiness thread?