Trivial things that annoy you part 8191.1

wally79

^^^^^^

People who smell like they got too much aftershave for christmas

Squall Leonhart

TA'd that I ate a cream bun with my coffee at work, and now my beard smells slightly of souring cream

Badly Drunk Boy

fiachr_a wrote: »

The new Iceland shop that opened this week with lots of fanfare. Went in today, huge queue but only one till open.

You expect their workers on the till and playing the fanfare? Trumpets rarely play themselves, you know!

CrowdedHouse

My latest TA is that last night I just meant to move my organic waste wheelie from the back to the front of the house so I'd remember to put it out, but of course I wheeled it straight out to the footpath. I felt like a right clown this morning when I saw it - the bins aren't collected 'til tomorrow morning.

Medusa22

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

My latest TA is that last night I just meant to move my organic waste wheelie from the back to the front of the house so I'd remember to put it out, but of course I wheeled it straight out to the footpath. I felt like a right clown this morning when I saw it - the bins aren't collected 'til tomorrow morning.

I hope you're not always this premature :pac:

Rubberlegs

Hearing my shopping bags tipping over in the boot of the car on the way home:(. I'm going to be like a twat now on my knees at the boot, gingerly opening it, in case stuff starts to fall out on the road.

smash

73Cat wrote: »

Hearing my shopping bags tipping over in the boot of the car on the way home:(. I'm going to be like a twat now on my knees at the boot, gingerly opening it, in case stuff starts to fall out on the road.

Drive fast and hit the brakes, then everything will go to the back of your boot!

Menas

smash wrote: »

Drive fast and hit the brakes, then everything will go to the back of your boot!

You cant pay for advice that good!

CrowdedHouse

Medusa22 wrote: »

I hope you're not always this premature :pac:

I hope it's a TA that I'm ignoring that comment....oh wait..

seagull

smash wrote: »

Drive fast and hit the brakes, then everything will go to the back of your boot!

And you can have scrambled eggs for dinner as a bonus.

Gaygooner

Queuing at the airport


(Thinly veiled I'm off again!)

eisenberg1

seagull wrote: »

And you can have scrambled eggs for dinner as a bonus.

With sugar added:D

seagull

And possibly a jar of tomato sauce and a bottle of wine, if you brake sharply enough.

Zemuppet

TA of the day; people who jump on the bus as soon as the doors open before anyone even gets off. Double annoyance if those people are fat fupping baxterds.

scdublin

bodhrandude wrote: »

Well, change the bloody weather and then we wouldn't have sniffy noses.

No, they don't have colds from the weather or anything! That's my point....it's all the time all year round, they just sniffle out of habit.

gormdubhgorm

I ate very moldy bread because I was too hungry to get more bread/defrost more made a toastie turkey slice and cheese.
(That is not the trivial bit that annoys me)

The bit that annoys me is I have used the internet to scare myself. I started off searching (after I have eaten the toastie naturally) "Is it safe to eat mold?". It is not apparently. "does toasting bread kill mold?" It does not as toxins can remain in the food.

I am now searching can "could eating mold really kill you?". F**k it I will just search "things you wish you did before you die"

nicki11

New Home wrote: »

I'm curious now... will you give us the recipe/the link to it, please?

Here you go http://allrecipes.com/recipe/85001/scrambled-eggs-and-tomatoes/ I'd taste it before adding the sugar. Like someone else said maybe its in case the tomatoes are bitter. Finally got the water fixed, electrician took a week to tell me we needed a plumber, who then had to get an electrician to fix the last thing for the plumber. Why couldn't the plumber do it himself is it a union thing. Either way its shouldn't have taken two weeks to change the element:(

razorblunt

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

I ate very moldy bread because I was too hungry to get more bread/defrost more made a toastie turkey slice and cheese.
(That is not the trivial bit that annoys me)

The bit that annoys me is I have used the internet to scare myself. I started off searching (after I have eaten the toastie naturally) "Is it safe to eat mold?". It is not apparently. "does toasting bread kill mold?" It does not as toxins can remain in the food.

I am now searching can "could eating mold really kill you?". F**k it I will just search "things you wish you did before you die"

Why didnt you toast the frozen bread?

fiachr_a

Irish directors who get money from the Film Board and then mysteriously emigrate when their movie performs badly.

fussyonion

I'm hungry and I don't know what I want.
I did the grocery shop today but nothing is tickling my fancy.

fussyonion

There's no "Trivial Things that Make You Laugh" thread, so I'll stick it here..

Doorbell just went and I am greeted by the sight of three youngfellas, about nine, one with his hands down the front of his tracksuit bottoms, the other two just standing there with their arms folded across their chest, singing...well, attempting to..."Jingle Bells."

There was no effort, no song-sheets (I joke), no festive feel about it at all.
They may as well have just said "Jingle Bells", rather than sing it.
I stopped them after the first "Jingle.." by saying I had no money.

The fella with his hand down his trackie bottoms glared at me and the three of them ran off.
I stood at the window to make sure they didn't key my car on the way out.

selous

Sure it wasn't jingle(me)balls he was singing????:D

fiachr_a

Shane Filan's new album, it's absolute rubbish but no-one will say this.

Medusa22

Tired and hungry, not a good day.

CrowdedHouse

Now 'My Favourite Things' would never have been high up on my personal hit parade but hearing it over and over on the Aldi ad is driving me mad TA

Poochie05

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Now 'My Favourite Things' would never have been high up on my personal hit parade but hearing it over and over on the Aldi ad is driving me mad TA

The 'singing' is awful on it! Happened to hear the Aldi ad on one of the UK channels and it's not as annoying as the singer is making a better job of it.

Surprised they don't use the same one but I suppose they have to do a different ad for the prices in euro/pounds anyway.

Whitewinged

TA that I can't find a thread that I have really anything I want to add to at the moment but I am not going to bed with 666 posts.

KatW4

It feels like something has been stuck in my throat all day. I have to keep coughing and clearing my throat. Such a horrible feeling!

colossus-x

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

I ate very moldy bread because I was too hungry to get more bread/defrost more made a toastie turkey slice and cheese.
(That is not the trivial bit that annoys me)

The bit that annoys me is I have used the internet to scare myself. I started off searching (after I have eaten the toastie naturally) "Is it safe to eat mold?". It is not apparently. "does toasting bread kill mold?" It does not as toxins can remain in the food.

I am now searching can "could eating mold really kill you?". F**k it I will just search "things you wish you did before you die"

I complained to my aunti once that her bread was always moldy. She used to get it free from a priest she used to housekeep for. Her response was that that's what penicillin was made from. I was lost for words and left it there. She's 82 and in fine fettle.

Peregrine

If you ring my doorbell half a dozen times in just a few seconds then I won't open the door. That's really ****ing annoying.