The Hazards of Belief

pauldla · 22-10-2015 02:59AM

Y'all remember Kim Davis? And Westboro Baptist Church? Can you guess what happens when they meet?

Yes, that's right! They picket her for adultery and hypocrisy.

De weird just got weirderer.

robindch · 22-10-2015 12:52PM

Everybody panic - the 'Transgender crowd' will use magnets to suck God from your brain!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/

Nodin · 22-10-2015 01:38PM

Up there showing that a woman can be every bit as thick as the next male senator, it's Fidelma "waste of skin" Healy Eames
http://www.broadsheet.ie/2015/10/22/wont-somebody-think/

BlaasForRafa · 22-10-2015 07:04PM

I got the flu vaccine last week and I think it gave me autism. I'd better ask Whiffy-Eames for her medical opinion on that.

Links234 · 23-10-2015 12:04PM

robindch wrote: »

the 'Transgender crowd' will use magnets to suck God from your brain!

Well not now we're not, our secret plans have been uncovered, so it's back to the drawing boad. Gosh darn, foiled again.

PopePalpatine · 23-10-2015 12:05PM

And you would have gotten away from it, if it weren't for those meddling Breitbart readers! :pac:

Hotblack Desiato · 23-10-2015 06:29PM

robindch wrote: »

Everybody panic - the 'Transgender crowd' will use magnets to suck God from your brain!

There is no such thing as homopolar magnetic attraction - north does not go with north and south does not go with south. Therefore waffle waffle handwave gay marriage bad.

biko · 25-10-2015 02:37PM

Oregon Couple Sentenced To Six Years In Prison For Praying Instead Of Taking Baby To Doctor

The baby was born with underdeveloped lungs as well as a bacterial infection. The couple testified that they noticed the baby was taking short breaths, was minimally responsive, and even began to turn blue. Instead of calling 911, the couple decided to anoint the baby’s head with oil and pray for him to get better.

http://newsfoxes.com/2015/10/oregon-couple-sentenced-to-six-years-in-prison-for-praying-instead-of/

Hotblack Desiato · 25-10-2015 08:46PM

Fcuk sake. These people :mad:

It's scant consolation that stupidity like this is actively removing their genes from the pool. Their children deserved better than to be in the care of fcukwitted parents.

Nodin · 28-10-2015 11:39AM

O this is a good one

"The secret of enjoying grudgingly given sex from your wife"
http://biblicalgenderroles.com/2015/10/18/how-a-husband-can-enjoy-sex-that-is-grudgingly-given-by-his-wife/

...start with the pictures at the top of the blog and work your way through the mire.

PopePalpatine · 28-10-2015 01:05PM

It's like Return Of Kings and Christian fundamentalism had a deformed baby.

kylith · 28-10-2015 01:06PM

After having read that I feel sick.

Nodin · 28-10-2015 01:11PM

PopePalpatine wrote: »

It's like Return Of Kings and Christian fundamentalism had a deformed baby.

kylith wrote: »

After having read that I feel sick.

I read that first and thought it was satire, it should be said. (It isn't).

anothernight · 28-10-2015 01:17PM

Nodin wrote: »

O this is a good one

"The secret of enjoying grudgingly given sex from your wife"
http://biblicalgenderroles.com/2015/10/18/how-a-husband-can-enjoy-sex-that-is-grudgingly-given-by-his-wife/

...start with the pictures at the top of the blog and work your way through the mire.

That was an incredibly sad read.

Nodin · 28-10-2015 02:00PM

anothernight wrote: »

That was an incredibly sad read.

Sick, weird, misogynistic, legally dubious, morally bankrupt, backward......and there's actually far worse on the site.

anothernight · 28-10-2015 02:06PM

Nodin wrote: »

Sick, weird, misogynistic, legally dubious, morally bankrupt, backward......and there's actually far worse on the site.

Oh, I know. I grew up among christians (proper Bible-reading christians, not "cultural" ones) and I was taught a lot of that stuff for my future life. My christian family would be horrified if they found out that my marriage will be pretty much the exact opposite of what I was taught it should be. Open, godless, and in many ways female-led, but always with equal consent. No faking required

Nodin · 28-10-2015 02:11PM

anothernight wrote: »

Oh, I know. I grew up among christians (proper Bible-reading christians, not "cultural" ones) and I was taught a lot of that stuff for my future life. My christian family would be horrified if they found out that my marriage will be pretty much the exact opposite of what I was taught it should be. Open, godless, and in many ways female-led, but always with equal consent. No faking required

This is good.

robindch · 28-10-2015 02:20PM

Nodin wrote: »

"The secret of enjoying grudgingly given sex from your wife"

Couldn't make it past the headline. Was it good for you?

MrPudding · 28-10-2015 02:32PM

Nodin wrote: »

Sick, weird, misogynistic, legally dubious, morally bankrupt, backward......and there's actually far worse on the site.

I don't think it is legally dubious. I see no doubt as to the legality of that advice.

MrP

kylith · 28-10-2015 02:42PM

anothernight wrote: »

That was an incredibly sad read.

It really is. It should really be titled How to Rape Your Wife and Make HER Feel Guilty About It.

seamus · 28-10-2015 02:48PM

Nodin wrote: »

O this is a good one

"The secret of enjoying grudgingly given sex from your wife"
http://biblicalgenderroles.com/2015/10/18/how-a-husband-can-enjoy-sex-that-is-grudgingly-given-by-his-wife/

...start with the pictures at the top of the blog and work your way through the mire.

I choose for my own sanity to believe that's a Poe

Sexual Rain-check

This is when you go to initiate sex with your wife and she responds kindly and gently. Perhaps she says something like “Honey, I know you really need it, but I am just really sick tonight, can I make it up to you tomorrow?” There are other reasons of course that a woman might legitimately ask for a rain-check of course like after the birth of a child, or surgeries, chronic pain flare-ups, deaths in the family and other reasons like these.

Your Dad died? That's grand, just remember that I'll let you off tonight, but we have to do it twice tomorrow.

Fanny in ribbons after giving birth? Sure take a week off so you're fighting fit for sex next week.

It's a Poe. Please.

anothernight · 28-10-2015 02:55PM

Holy s**t I shouldn't have continued reading.

A comment wrote:

If a wife doesn’t feeeeeeel like having sex, what if the husband didn’t feeeeel like letting her live in his house?

Nodin · 28-10-2015 08:59PM

seamus wrote: »

I choose for my own sanity to believe that's a Poe

.

Ye have to look after the headspace, true enough.

Hotblack Desiato · 29-10-2015 01:16AM

You really can use the bible to justify anything, if you're a sick enough bastard.

robindch · 29-10-2015 09:14AM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

You really can use the bible to justify anything, if you're a sick enough bastard.

On the topic of sick bastards, this one passed by a day or two back:

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/10/27/christian-parents-let-daughter-choose-heaven-over-medicine-so-she-can-be-with-angels/

Words fail.

Nodin · 29-10-2015 12:56PM

"YADAVNAGAR, India — Dozens of men spread across the moonlit farm, hiding behind trees and wielding long-handled machetes and hockey sticks. They are devout Hindus, ready to fight for their religion.
They are lying in wait for smugglers’ trucks carrying cows.
“I am a Hindu. It is my duty to protect the cows,” said Rajendra Prasad, 35, who makes religious statues. “I will not allow anyone to smuggle cows for slaughtering.”
“Either we die or they die. But we won’t let anyone eat beef here,” said Vijendra Singh, a 22-year-old farmer."
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/hindu-cattle-patrols-in-india-seek-to-protect-cows-from-beef-eaters/2015/10/28/89da1cc8-7c08-11e5-bfb6-65300a5ff562_story.html?tid=sm_fb

Priorities.......

Kivaro · 29-10-2015 09:56PM

Nodin wrote: »

“Either we die or they die. But we won’t let anyone eat beef here,” said Vijendra Singh, a 22-year-old farmer."

Hmmmmm .................. Steak.

Nodin · 29-10-2015 10:16PM

Kivaro wrote: »

Hmmmmm .................. Steak.

Sacrilicous.

robindch · 30-10-2015 11:39AM

Kivaro wrote: »

Hmmmmm .................. Steak.

Missing the obligatory Bearnaise Sauce - will leave the shoestring fries to your imagination.

Hotblack Desiato · 31-10-2015 12:12AM

Kivaro wrote: »

Hmmmmm .................. Steak.

Needs to be red in the middle. 6/10.

The Hazards of Belief

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