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question for athiests

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭lazygal


    Shrap wrote: »
    What case? The OP has no case, or at least hasn't presented one. Therefore, we had to resort to our backlog of unsolved cases, as we tend to do when there is an open thread but no case has been made.

    I can make a very VERY strong case for the Hawaiian pizza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Shrap wrote: »
    What case? The OP has no case, or at least hasn't presented one. Therefore, we had to resort to our backlog of unsolved cases, as we tend to do when there is an open thread but no case has been made.

    Probably time to call in Miss Marple. She normally travels with a case.!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    lazygal wrote: »
    I can make a very VERY strong case for the Hawaiian pizza.

    I like pineapple.. Thanks but I just ordered Thai so will pass on the pizza.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Probably time to call in Miss Marple. She normally travels with a case.!

    Ah no. We're having too much fun with life's great unanswered questions, ie. Will the hawaiian pizza deniers be saved from the great pizza-oven hereafter?
    Is a Jaffa cake wrongly named?
    Marmite or honey on (obviously) hot buttered toast?

    And someone mentioned Christmas cake but that question is a ludicrous waste of time.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    lazygal wrote: »
    I can make a very VERY strong case for the Hawaiian pizza.

    We never did finish writing the tenets of our dogmatic belief, did we?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Shrap wrote: »
    Ah no. We're having too much fun with life's great unanswered questions, ie. Will the hawaiian pizza deniers be saved from the great pizza-oven hereafter?
    Is a Jaffa cake wrongly named?
    Marmite or honey on (obviously) hot buttered toast?

    And someone mentioned Christmas cake but that question is a ludicrous waste of time.....

    I think all pizzas are looked on equally so whatever takes your fancy.
    Jaffa cakes are much like fig rolls ....a mystery.
    I hate marmite !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,187 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Shrap wrote: »
    What case? The OP has no case, or at least hasn't presented one. Therefore, we had to resort to our backlog of unsolved cases, as we tend to do when there is an open thread but no case has been made.

    Furthermore, the OP never came back, so its open season on Jaffa cakes.

    I don't like Jaffa Cakes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 38,437 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Marmite is for lightweights, Vegemite is the real thing.

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Marmite is for lightweights, Vegemite is the real thing.

    Gets sickbag !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    looksee wrote: »
    I don't like Jaffa Cakes

    I have been pretending to myself that I still like Jaffa Cakes for a very long time. I no longer enjoy eating the orange jelly last.....there, I said it! Phew. Load off.
    Marmite is for lightweights, Vegemite is the real thing.

    You're not talking about the same food group there. Marmite is a savoury delight and Vegemite tastes like a dead thing.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,466 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    looksee wrote: »
    I don't like Jaffa Cakes
    I used when I was a kid, but OD'd on them at some point and can't face them now. Hawaiian pizza is the work of the devil, as is marmite. And celery.

    All will be dealt with summarily when I assume the overlordship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    robindch wrote: »
    I used when I was a kid, but OD'd on them at some point and can't face them now. Hawaiian pizza is the work of the devil, as is marmite. And celery.

    All will be dealt with summarily when I assume the overlordship.

    We should start a club! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Mince Pie wrote: »
    We should start a club! :D

    We wouldn't get unanimity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭clear thinking


    Its a much more difficult question for believers, it's almost certain you'd be going to Hell so is it worth being born to end up there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,256 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    We wouldn't get unanimity.

    We? I thought you were here to serve the Dark Lord?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    We? I thought you were here to serve the Dark Lord?

    See what I mean? You with your "I". There's no I in team.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    See what I mean? You with your "I". There's no I in team.

    Yes, yes there is.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,092 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    robindch wrote:
    And Tea. Earl Gray. Hot.


    Earl Gray? You were clearly a Protestant before you were an atheist :-D

    None of that muck around these parts, thank you kindly. Lyons Gold Blend only.

    (Or Barry's if you've the misfortune to be from Cork)

    *runs*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,248 ✭✭✭pauldla


    Paul said a lot of stuff. *shrug*

    Indeed, he goes on quite the rant sometimes. And he saves some of the choicest for his fellow followers. Not the type of man you'd want to spend a long bus journey with, I think. As for an eternity...?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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    What's aliens got to do got to do with it ? What's aliens but a second hand equation, what's aliens got to do got to do with it, who needs an alien when you're having hallucinations.

    UOO Uoo Wooo... got to do with it.


    My friend’s wife told me of an incident whereby a huge, silent delta-shaped dark object emitting extremely bright lights slowly passed over a group of 50 to 75 people (all their relatives) on a mesa where they were celebrating a traditional Jicarilla Apache feast called the “coming out” feast, a celebration for young boys and girls (similar to the Spanish quinceanera celebration).

    The huge object appeared after sundown, an hour or so after their traditional meals had ended and after the shamans had completed their chantings and dances.

    They were simply stunned to see the huge triangular ‘craft’ hovering only about 200 feet or so above the campground.

    The entire area lit up like daylight.

    What was more amazing was that after a few minutes of hovering over the area, it suddenly took off with a tremendous gust of wind. Pots and pans were flying all over.

    Some of the people were almost thrown off their vehicles. Fortunately, no one was injured, but panic spread.

    The generators failed to re-start and all battery-operated appliances malfunctioned, including the car radios.

    Another incident they recounted was a daytime sighting of a silver, saucer-shaped object at around 11 a.m., which hovered for 30 minutes right next to Hwy 537, not too far from the junction of U.S. 64, north of La Jara Lake.

    One relative also recounted an unforgettable sighting of a huge, flying “triangle” near Hwy 537, near J-30 (Jicarilla Road, No. 30), with some type of a “cloaking device” that almost appeared to have a transparent body.

    The object was described to have been close to half-a-mile in length (at least from their visual perception).

    The biggest and most impressive sighting, however, took place in May of 2004 when several families were celebrating together the feast on a Jicarilla Apache campground, located at an area near J-33 and J-40, right near the Continental Divide.
    Incredibly, it involved many brilliant objects in the night sky (not just one or two objects).
    It literally filled up the entire sky, according to the testimony of the former Dulce police dispatcher.
    There were close to 100 witnesses to this incredible incident.
    The objects moved en masse slowly from one end of the sky to the other.
    It was literally an “armada” of UFOs (which exactly reminded me of the famous, well-documented 1950 mass sightings of UFOs over Farmington, near the Four Corners area of New Mexico).
    What was particularly fascinating about this sighting was that everyone also saw a small fleet of military helicopters which seemed to follow the objects.


    Again, car radios went dead all through the sighting.
    An interesting point is that many of the appearances of UFOs seem to coincide with various feasts taking place in the Jicarilla Apache reservation.
    Were ‘they’ attracted to the Jicarilla feasts?
    Last but not the least of the impressive Dulce sightings involved a Jicarilla Apache Forest Service ranger who witnessed a ‘craft’ of some kind enter the east side of the Archuleta Mesa through several large rocks that appeared to open (almost like a door) and in went the craft into the side of the mesa...
    He excitedly reported this sighting live on his microphone while he was communicating on his radio with the Forest Service station across the south side of Dulce.
    The ranger was stationed at the top of the Archuleta Mesa in the look-out building next to the radio communications tower.
    This took place a few years after a big fire destroyed many of the trees on and around the mesa.


    What is still strange about the aftermath of the fire, which they say (happened about 18 years ago), is the fact that all attempts for the re-forestation have so far failed on and around the Archuleta Mesa.
    The trees just don’t seem to grow for some strange reason or other.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭SmilingLurker


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Earl Gray? You were clearly a Protestant before you were an atheist :-D

    None of that muck around these parts, thank you kindly. Lyons Gold Blend only.

    (Or Barry's if you've the misfortune to be from Cork)

    *runs*

    I dislike bergamot (sp) but lyons tea is muck. Leaf tea, mix between Assam and darjeeling. (Irish breakfast). more assam in the morning more darjeeling as the day goes on. Just boiled water in a teapot.

    Anything less is heresy!

    Pineapple pizza is just wrong.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,744 ✭✭✭✭kylith



    They taste like crap, too, but people feel obliged to eat them because they're 'seasonal' :rolleyes:
    Mince pies and hot cross buns; about the only two things the religionists did right.
    Marmite is for lightweights, Vegemite is the real thing.
    Godsdamn right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,913 ✭✭✭Absolam


    For the record; in order of inalienable deliciousness conceived as a result of religion.
    Christmas pudding.
    Christmas cake.
    Mince pies.
    Hot cross buns.
    All of which can be accompanied equally successfully by Irish liquor of a variety of stripes, or failing that proper corpo tea, at a pinch Lyons followed by Barrys, or in the greatest of extremities Earl Grey.
    To heck with biscuits and pizzas; the season is almost upon is. And I just had my first mince pie. Preceded by brack.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 30,187 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    Stollen, yum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,253 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Absolam wrote: »
    For the record; in order of inalienable deliciousness conceived as a result of religion.
    Christmas pudding.
    Christmas cake.
    Mince pies.
    Hot cross buns.
    All of which can be accompanied equally successfully by Irish liquor of a variety of stripes, or failing that proper corpo tea, at a pinch Lyons followed by Barrys, or in the greatest of extremities Earl Grey.
    To heck with biscuits and pizzas; the season is almost upon is. And I just had my first mince pie. Preceded by brack.

    So you guys don't hate religion as much as you pretend to...there is hope :):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭anvilfour


    Taking your non belief into account would you have preferred not to have been born or are you delighted you were?

    I find your question interesting because to me, the fact that life is exceedingly rare and fragile suggests the Universe was not created with us in mind.

    Considering the odds that each of us are born as opposed to a different sperm cell entering the egg and that our mothers' pregnancy came to full term each of us could be said to be exceptionally lucky to be alive.

    When you also consider that 99% of all species that ever lived on this planet are now extinct, you must also conclude that if there is a divine plan, we are a rather hasty addendum to it. :)

    I think however the assumption on which the question is predicated is the rather trite one of the religious, that a non-believer has no purpose to their life and therefore might wish they had never lived. The very existence of Atheists living happy, ethical and fulfilled lives should be evidence enough that this is a false assumption, we're doing fine thanks, very happy to be here! :-D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,256 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    So you guys don't hate religion as much as you pretend to...there is hope :):)

    Perhaps you should inspect Absolam's posting history...


    Hint: Most definitely not a religion hater.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,913 ✭✭✭Absolam


    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Perhaps you should inspect Absolam's posting history...
    Hint: Most definitely not a religion hater.

    Indeed, I try not to be hateful as much as possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,950 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    So you guys don't hate religion as much as you pretend to...there is hope :):)

    I don't hate religion, I hate what religion has done to the planet.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,941 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    kylith wrote: »
    Mince pies and hot cross buns; about the only two things the religionists did right.
    What about pancakes? Delicious disks of pure delight!


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