Fairview Park horror

bigroad · 22-10-2015 09:17PM

Maybe he ran low on fencelife.

Nodin · 22-10-2015 09:28PM

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I thought battering autistic people was the style around there

There was a gay fellah beaten to death there many years ago. Huge row over the sentencing.

Vision of Disorder · 22-10-2015 09:34PM

asherbassad wrote: »

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

To be fair, and to in no way defend public sh1tting, the interior of the average public toilet is probably even dirtier and more stomach turning than the average patch of urban Dublin.

Spanish Eyes · 22-10-2015 09:51PM

Why did Dolly Mount? To get a Fair View.

Turtyturd · 22-10-2015 10:19PM

If this actually happened the OP doesn't seem like he'd be able to contain his excitement for almost 12 hours before coming on here to post about it.

Vision of Disorder · 22-10-2015 10:35PM

Turtyturd wrote: »

If this actually happened the OP doesn't seem like he'd be able to contain his excitement for almost 12 hours before coming on here to post about it.

I'm sorry but with your username I just can't take you seriously in this thread.

obezyana · 22-10-2015 10:39PM

I once witnessed a grown man **** whilst standing up, he then proceeded to bend down and pick it up with his bare hands to get rid of the evidence......drink makes people do silly things.

MarkAnthony · 22-10-2015 10:40PM

obezyana wrote: »

I once witnessed a grown man **** whilst standing up, he then proceeded to bend down and pick it up with his bare hands to get rid of the evidence......drink makes people do silly things.

Drunk walks into a bar with a dog turd in his hands.

"Look what I almost stepped in!"

Boom, boom.

obezyana · 22-10-2015 10:44PM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Drunk walks into a bar with a dog turd in his hands.

"Look what I almost stepped in!"

Boom, boom.

Seriously tho mine was a true story.

fleet_admiral · 22-10-2015 10:52PM

kneemos wrote: »

Fair view.

Just opinion

Like sore leg, near Bray

Streetwalker · 22-10-2015 10:56PM

Was he good looking OP?

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 11:01PM

Streetwalker wrote: »

Was he good looking OP?

I couldn't see his face...only his @rse

Realt Dearg Sec · 22-10-2015 11:06PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I couldn't see his face...only his @rse

The question still stands.

The Dogs Bollix · 22-10-2015 11:08PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

You mean, it confirms what they say about Dublin?

The Dogs Bollix · 22-10-2015 11:09PM

Wolf Hanssen wrote: »

I saw a woman, completely out of her face doing it one day.

She was at the bus stop, outside the old Easons in Dun Laoghaire. Holding onto the bus stop with one hand, in the squat position and leaning backwards.

That will haunt me until i die!

Dublin again

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 11:12PM

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The question still stands.

Don't understand it. I'm a raging hetro

The Dogs Bollix · 22-10-2015 11:12PM

B00MSTICK wrote: »

Saw a dirty ould lad take a slash at 17.30 at the spar/costa near College green yesterday. Piss streaming down the pavement and not a bother to him...

Dublin again

Barry Badrinath · 22-10-2015 11:13PM

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Dublin again

Yeah but yer one was from Cork.

The Dogs Bollix · 22-10-2015 11:15PM

By the looks of things, they don't need concerts in Dublin. Its Dublin people crapping on Dublin people. Go Dublin.

castletownman · 22-10-2015 11:16PM

A few years ago me and a friend got free tickets to one of the summer race meetings in Leopardstown, where both of us imbibed too much that night and slept in the car. Anyhow I was having a lovely sleep in the front passenger seat when I slowly awoke the next morning to the sight of my friend squatting over a bush which just happened to be located in the centre of a popular dog-walking route. The look of horror on some of the soccer moms walking by put paid to my hangover fairly sharpish.

When you gotta go.......

homerjay2005 · 22-10-2015 11:41PM

Seen an oldish man do this just off the N11 near UCD a couple of years back, there really is some disgusting f*cks around.

Fairview Park horror

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