Fairview Park horror

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:15PM #1

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

cruais · 22-10-2015 08:17PM

That park never had a good rep

wush06 · 22-10-2015 08:18PM

That's crap.

kneemos · 22-10-2015 08:19PM

Fair view.

mfceiling · 22-10-2015 08:20PM

Definitely will sleep better tonight after reading that story.

Barry Badrinath · 22-10-2015 08:21PM

I saw a woman, completely out of her face doing it one day.

She was at the bus stop, outside the old Easons in Dun Laoghaire. Holding onto the bus stop with one hand, in the squat position and leaning backwards.

That will haunt me until i die!

alchemist33 · 22-10-2015 08:22PM

You sure this wasn't a bear?

Son Of A Vidic · 22-10-2015 08:24PM

What has been read, cannot be unread.

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:25PM

alchemist33 wrote: »

You sure this wasn't a bear?

It was a bare @rsed junkie, I think

Nono Toure · 22-10-2015 08:27PM

Isn't that what bushes are for?

justchecked · 22-10-2015 08:27PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGhPjpJj-s

asherbassad · 22-10-2015 08:29PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

well spoken man · 22-10-2015 08:29PM

Let he who has never **** in public cast the first stone....

Magico Gonzalez · 22-10-2015 08:31PM

Sorry bud, had nowhere else to go. You know yourself like.

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:32PM

asherbassad wrote: »

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

He could have done his business behind the bushes, but he chose to do it in view of all the traffic. It was a side view of him squatting having a dump....but when he stood up, he wiped his @rse in full view of everyone. I don't think such an ignorant person would use a public facility if it were offered to him

jamesbere · 22-10-2015 08:35PM

He's just letting our his inner animal instincts

Magico Gonzalez · 22-10-2015 08:36PM

I'd say he was probably just experiencing the laxitive effects of his latest fix.

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:38PM

I wonder does he like battering Italian students over the head in his spare time ?

omega man · 22-10-2015 08:39PM

Hope he at least had the decency to wash his hands after ;-)

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:42PM

omega man wrote: »

Hope he at least had the decency to wash his hands after ;-)

I had to stop watching the minute he started to wipe his @rse

Realt Dearg Sec · 22-10-2015 08:45PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I had to stop watching the minute he started to wipe his @rse

You were grand up till then though.

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 08:48PM

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

You were grand up till then though.

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

MarkAnthony · 22-10-2015 08:51PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

Yeah, cos there's no junkies on the Southside! :pac:

dublinman1990 · 22-10-2015 08:52PM

I am suprised that if he didn't have other Junkies around him they didn't proceed to do a **** on him. He sounds like one dirty animal.

B00MSTICK · 22-10-2015 09:01PM

Saw a dirty ould lad take a slash at 17.30 at the spar/costa near College green yesterday. Piss streaming down the pavement and not a bother to him...

Nodin · 22-10-2015 09:03PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

....tell her about the bug crawling down the edge of a straight, straight razor.....

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 09:05PM

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Yeah, cos there's no junkies on the Southside! :pac:

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

Nodin · 22-10-2015 09:08PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

The love that dare not speak its name.

MarkAnthony · 22-10-2015 09:09PM

Ally Dick wrote: »

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

Mixed marriage! :eek:

SEPT 23 1989 · 22-10-2015 09:11PM

I thought battering autistic people was the style around there

Ally Dick · 22-10-2015 09:12PM

And another thing. That disgusting degenerate today was close to the playground as well

Fairview Park horror

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