Fairview Park horror

Ally Dick

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

cruais

That park never had a good rep

wush06

That's crap.

kneemos

Fair view.

mfceiling

Definitely will sleep better tonight after reading that story.

Barry Badrinath

I saw a woman, completely out of her face doing it one day.

She was at the bus stop, outside the old Easons in Dun Laoghaire. Holding onto the bus stop with one hand, in the squat position and leaning backwards.

That will haunt me until i die!

alchemist33

You sure this wasn't a bear?

Son Of A Vidic

What has been read, cannot be unread.

Ally Dick

alchemist33 wrote: »

You sure this wasn't a bear?

It was a bare @rsed junkie, I think

Nono Toure

Isn't that what bushes are for?

justchecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvGhPjpJj-s

asherbassad

Ally Dick wrote: »

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

well spoken man

Let he who has never **** in public cast the first stone....

Magico Gonzalez

Sorry bud, had nowhere else to go. You know yourself like.

Ally Dick

asherbassad wrote: »

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

He could have done his business behind the bushes, but he chose to do it in view of all the traffic. It was a side view of him squatting having a dump....but when he stood up, he wiped his @rse in full view of everyone. I don't think such an ignorant person would use a public facility if it were offered to him

jamesbere

He's just letting our his inner animal instincts

Magico Gonzalez

I'd say he was probably just experiencing the laxitive effects of his latest fix.

Ally Dick

I wonder does he like battering Italian students over the head in his spare time ?

omega man

Hope he at least had the decency to wash his hands after ;-)

Ally Dick

omega man wrote: »

Hope he at least had the decency to wash his hands after ;-)

I had to stop watching the minute he started to wipe his @rse

Realt Dearg Sec

Ally Dick wrote: »

I had to stop watching the minute he started to wipe his @rse

You were grand up till then though.

Ally Dick

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

You were grand up till then though.

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

MarkAnthony

Ally Dick wrote: »

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

Yeah, cos there's no junkies on the Southside! :pac:

dublinman1990

I am suprised that if he didn't have other Junkies around him they didn't proceed to do a **** on him. He sounds like one dirty animal.

B00MSTICK

Saw a dirty ould lad take a slash at 17.30 at the spar/costa near College green yesterday. Piss streaming down the pavement and not a bother to him...

Nodin

Ally Dick wrote: »

Ha ha. No it was all sickening. I was pleased in a way....I keep trying to convince my wife of the horrors of North Dublin....

....tell her about the bug crawling down the edge of a straight, straight razor.....

Ally Dick

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Yeah, cos there's no junkies on the Southside! :pac:

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

Nodin

Ally Dick wrote: »

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

The love that dare not speak its name.

MarkAnthony

Ally Dick wrote: »

It's complicated. A Southsider married a Northsider

Mixed marriage! :eek:

SEPT 23 1989

I thought battering autistic people was the style around there

Ally Dick

And another thing. That disgusting degenerate today was close to the playground as well

bigroad

Maybe he ran low on fencelife.

Nodin

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

I thought battering autistic people was the style around there

There was a gay fellah beaten to death there many years ago. Huge row over the sentencing.

Vision of Disorder

asherbassad wrote: »

I have a great idea. To avoid this kind of "horror" as you so dramatically call it, I suggest their be some well designed and well structured public facilities in certain locations. I'm sure the person in your narrative would have gladly relieved himself in an indoor facility.
These "public toilets" could have an attendant and a token charge for upkeep. Why has nobody ever thought of such a thing?

To be fair, and to in no way defend public sh1tting, the interior of the average public toilet is probably even dirtier and more stomach turning than the average patch of urban Dublin.

Spanish Eyes

Why did Dolly Mount? To get a Fair View.

Turtyturd

If this actually happened the OP doesn't seem like he'd be able to contain his excitement for almost 12 hours before coming on here to post about it.

Vision of Disorder

Turtyturd wrote: »

If this actually happened the OP doesn't seem like he'd be able to contain his excitement for almost 12 hours before coming on here to post about it.

I'm sorry but with your username I just can't take you seriously in this thread.

obezyana

I once witnessed a grown man **** whilst standing up, he then proceeded to bend down and pick it up with his bare hands to get rid of the evidence......drink makes people do silly things.

MarkAnthony

obezyana wrote: »

I once witnessed a grown man **** whilst standing up, he then proceeded to bend down and pick it up with his bare hands to get rid of the evidence......drink makes people do silly things.

Drunk walks into a bar with a dog turd in his hands.

"Look what I almost stepped in!"

Boom, boom.

obezyana

MarkAnthony wrote: »

Drunk walks into a bar with a dog turd in his hands.

"Look what I almost stepped in!"

Boom, boom.

Seriously tho mine was a true story.

fleet_admiral

kneemos wrote: »

Fair view.

Just opinion

Like sore leg, near Bray

Streetwalker

Was he good looking OP?

Ally Dick

Streetwalker wrote: »

Was he good looking OP?

I couldn't see his face...only his @rse

Realt Dearg Sec

Ally Dick wrote: »

I couldn't see his face...only his @rse

The question still stands.

The Dogs Bollix

Ally Dick wrote: »

I was driving with my wife past Fairview Park this morning at around 9.30....and there beside a bush was a youngish geezer going for a crap with his tracksuit around his ankles. When he had finished he stood up....he seemed to have mountains of toilet roll, and he wiped his @rse with his back to the gridlocked traffic. What a disgusting sight...and a dreadful advertisement for Fairview Park and indeed Dublin. Ah well....just confirms what they say about Fairview Park....it's a sh1thole

You mean, it confirms what they say about Dublin?

The Dogs Bollix

Wolf Hanssen wrote: »

I saw a woman, completely out of her face doing it one day.

She was at the bus stop, outside the old Easons in Dun Laoghaire. Holding onto the bus stop with one hand, in the squat position and leaning backwards.

That will haunt me until i die!

Dublin again

Ally Dick

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

The question still stands.

Don't understand it. I'm a raging hetro

The Dogs Bollix

B00MSTICK wrote: »

Saw a dirty ould lad take a slash at 17.30 at the spar/costa near College green yesterday. Piss streaming down the pavement and not a bother to him...

Dublin again

Barry Badrinath

The Dogs Bollix wrote: »

Dublin again

Yeah but yer one was from Cork.

The Dogs Bollix

By the looks of things, they don't need concerts in Dublin. Its Dublin people crapping on Dublin people. Go Dublin.

castletownman

A few years ago me and a friend got free tickets to one of the summer race meetings in Leopardstown, where both of us imbibed too much that night and slept in the car. Anyhow I was having a lovely sleep in the front passenger seat when I slowly awoke the next morning to the sight of my friend squatting over a bush which just happened to be located in the centre of a popular dog-walking route. The look of horror on some of the soccer moms walking by put paid to my hangover fairly sharpish.

When you gotta go.......