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Montylan and its subsideries inc.

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  • #32
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    biggrin.gif It's funny cause it's true!!! biggrin.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #33
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Doesn't that, uhh, burn a bit, Mills?


  • #34
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Yes but I've heard it 'clogs up the pipes' if you know what I mean, Mills.


  • #35
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    i would like to inform anyone who missed the montylan that i am currently shagging sarah michelle geellar on de table in front of the webcam so yis missed it, tough luck ppl, maybe next time yis can see me shag charlize theron


  • #36
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    /me looks at Mils in a whole new light...


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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  • #37
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Yup - the pictures change every 10 seconds and that's all the length of Time Joe could last!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #38
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    No Dav, it's the same light, you just think he might be available now :P


  • #39
    Borric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭Borric


    Mills you ok there????


    [CsS]Death_Death


  • #40
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    you mean you looking at him already, is there something you would like to disclose to us m8, we are ur friends smile.gif


  • #41
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Yes, we all know how you feel about your plastic doll collection; but just because you've sellotaped Sarah Michelle Gellars face on there, it doesn't make her REAL.


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  • #42
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    I think he's hiding. Wise chap smile.gif


  • #43
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Nail on the head there Rob.


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #44
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    now wait a whole minute there please, i can last alot longer than 10 seconds especially when its with buffy, she loves me, i mean ffs she has "BUFFY LUVS JOE TATOOD ALL OVER HER BREA5T5, she luvs me, i know it


  • #45
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Actually if there's ne thing Monty LAN 3 was missing its live farmyard animals, although I suppose we could class some of the dudes hanging about outside a while ago as farmyard animals...... *sigh*
    I am inflatible !


  • #46
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Okay.

    That's fine.



  • #47
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Now now, you SICK PERVERT mills, stop trying to use the innocent farmyard animals to divert attention from your own basic CUCUMBER DEPRAVITY FANTASIES!


  • #48
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Well we did try and get a few in... I seem to remember a certain lady with 'RESERVED' stuck to her ass... but alas, noone propositioned her.


  • #49
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    ìndeed mills....... but you dont seem to be that intrested in the donkey I HAD LYING out the back.....?? far enuf it was dead but it could have amused you for a while


    JOHN


  • #50
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    moving swiftly on....


  • #51
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    farmyard animals sure why doya think i brought the sheep, or did ye miss them, well im really sorry i invited all people into the toilets with me and de sheep, if ya didnt cum then blame dolly


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  • #52
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Who's to say a fantasy cant involve cucumbers AND farmyard animals? wink.gif
    I am inflatible !


  • #53
    Borric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭Borric


    was'nt there a DONKEY RAPING **** MASTER

    around a while ago

    Good Luck on thursday biggrin.gif




  • #54
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Well.. where your concerned Mills; cucumbers and farmyard animals are more or less taken for granted.


  • #55
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Hmmmmm, Millsy could be onto something here!

    Ok, Dav can be the farmyard animal, Mills can be the sex toy, and Lump can be the cucumber.

    Lets get it on!


  • #56
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    oh my god what have i begun, rotfl


  • #57
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    ah yes Kegs - thas a$$ was reserved, but the sheep who were with "her" were lovely looking!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #58
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    `Me ya ****ing freak......


    I'll go in and give ya a right rogering with a cucumber and a sheep.


    John


  • #59
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    You know, I brought a still camera. To capture "moments" like these ...


  • #60
    [BSE]Telgere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭[BSE]Telgere


    vv nice lan


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  • #61
    Noims
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Noims


    Do I count as a farmyard animal? I can squeal like a pig!


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