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  • #122
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    *** [SLAYER]Buffy was smacked down by [CLONE]Dollys rocket launcher

    *** [SLAYER]Buffy was 0wned by [CLONE]Dollys gauntlet

    *** [SLAYER]Buffy accepted [CLONE]Dollys shaft


  • #123
    Noims
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Noims


    I won't bags first, Dav, but can I volunteer for sloppy seconds?


  • #124
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Their wrists are otherwise engaged...


  • #125
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Could you please define "Pants Bandit" and "Pants Monster" Kharn, Im afraid I dont know the difference.
    I am inflatible !


  • #126
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Sloppy seconds....... Im in


    John


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  • #127
    Noims
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Noims


    My wrists OWNZ yurs!


  • #128
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    ok ppl how about

    buffy vs dolly vs pam-et-lamh competition time


  • #129
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    You can be a pants bandit (like Lump) but you must POSSESS a pants monster (like Dav, rarrrr!)


  • #130
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Yea......... Mills uses the cattle prod to arouse his anal passage


    John

    [This message has been edited by Lump (edited 01-07-2000).]


  • #131
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    I'm all up for a 'stamina' competition... if you know what I mean... Shinji?


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  • #132
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    Originally posted by Wyverne:
    ok ppl how about

    buffy vs dolly vs pam-et-lamh competition time

    nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!



  • #133
    Noims
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Noims


    I'll out-wrist any of yis, I just don't want to be in the cubicle after Lump


  • #134
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    this is my dream scenario....

    [SLAYER]Buffy grabs [CLONE]Dolly
    [SLAYER]Buffy and [CLONE]Dolly roll around the floor
    [SLAYER]Buffy plants a big kiss on [CLONE]Dolly

    then they have erm lesbian? sex that can end up on www.montylan.com


  • #135
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    imhm buffy wins the day theres something to be said by having buffy the vampire doing it for you, you know


  • #136
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Buffy -v- Dolly...

    Well, it's a real toughie. I think Buffy's got just enough to win the swimsuit section, Dolly loosing marks cause she just dyed some sections of her fleece


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #137
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    How do you know this, Lump?

    I presume you, like, hold it for him or something?


  • #138
    [BSE]Telgere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 249 ✭✭[BSE]Telgere


    not only a cattle rod or so stephen informs me


  • #139
    Noims
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭Noims


    I can just imagine Monty wiping down the phoneboxes in the morning.

    I'm just wondering if it's cumstains or tonguestains he'll get to do.


  • #140
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Shinji...... I hold everything for him if you know what I mean


    John


  • #141
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    He doesn't just hold it ... he pumps it ... hard eek.gif


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  • #142
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    I do know what Kegser is on about.

    Anyone got any biscuits? 8)


  • #143
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    that scene was taken from cruel intentions , the sheep lesbianism scene that was cut for cinema going public, or should that be pubic


  • #144
    Monty - the one and only
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭Monty - the one and only


    wyv is typing with one hand................dear oh dear


  • #145
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    OKAY ????

    Kegser enjoy work HA HA HA HA HA


  • #146
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    gosh this typing with one hand is killing me, never mind stamina


  • #147
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Im going for a **** lads, back in a sec
    I am inflatible !


  • #148
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Mmm soggy buiscuits...


  • #149
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Originally posted by Wyverne:
    or should that be pubic

    Now wyv ur just being silly, typing with one hand an all



  • #150
    Stephen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,484 ✭✭✭✭Stephen


    Its plain to see, montylan.com has a bright future. We've got so much content already captured by the nethouse webcams - enough to keep a site going for a year.


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  • #151
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Typing with one hand. I'll be oput to "clean up" in a minute...... NYOM ****ing Nyom


    John


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