Montylan and its subsideries inc.

Kegser

Before Mills gets in there with his 'Is that a promise?' line; make sure its a decent quality sheep.

Shinji

Would rogering with a sheep actually involve full rectal insertion of the sheep, then, Lump?

I ask only out of curiosity.

[BSE]Telgere

some goodgames of alien

Dave

OMG!!!!

Sarah Michelle Gellar slapped wyverne across the face and is asking fer me. Poor Wyv

Wyverne

well if u call urself a farmyard animal ye better watch out for kharn

look behind ye people argh

Borric

im still here

Noims

Aliens are animals. Hmmm. Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Lump?

Shiminay

Wyverne The Muppet (as opposed to Wyverne or Wyverne the Wise) has suggested we break the 300 posts mark.
so...

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All the best,

Dav
@B^)
My page of stuff

Lump

Noims ****s you not,he actually can squeal like a little pigg.......... like a misss piggy.


John

Shinji

OH MY GOD!

Sarah Michelle and the sheep have run off together into the night, leaving us all alone!

Dave

Originally posted by Wyverne:


montylan is a registered trademark!!

And the purchasing of www.montylan.com is in progress

Kegser

Some good games of 'Put the cucumber in Mills' aswell... however I think Rob won.

Monty - the one and only

I'ld post some piccys but I dont have access to a websites to take them from

Lump

Wyverne The Muppet Is a fuicking dick though, so that doesnt really comunt

Wyverne

buffy luves me i know she does, btw did i tell anyone that i got this new pic of buffy on my wall yeah so now i can go to sleep looking at her

Borric

nah i think buffy and joe are really in love

[BSE]Telgere

lump is not considered an alien

hes far too fat

Noims

True. I wouldn't touch him/it with a 10 ft pole (no, I don't have one on me, I'm just pleased to see you)

Shinji

You've heard of "capture the flag", I bet "insert the cucumber" isn't one youve seen before tho! (Except kegser of course)

SantaHoe

Originally posted by Kegser:
Santa was doing some 'voyeuring' earlier; posting still images he captured from the webcam... seriously dodgy if you ask me.

Maybe he wanted to try and recreate the lan at home.. as seen as he needs a forklift to carry his fat ass around.

ROFL
Oh kegs if you weren't so funny I'd be down there right now bashing your head in with a hammer.

Oh and pr0n sites pay big bills for cam pics like those, especialy after I doctor them up with inflatable sheep and lots of old men.

And where ever did you get the impression that I'm overweight?
It's not as if I use one of those keyboards with extra-large keys, made for big, fat, stumpy, pud***, brown fingers like yours.

And yes, I can see you picking your àrse, and I've got the pictures to prove it!

[BSE]Telgere

all the aliens are skinny and not from kilkenny

Mills

I showed you the pictures of dolly before lads, and I warned u it was a sexy beast of a sheep, so dont ****ing blame me about sarah michelle gellar running off with it.........

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I am inflatible !

Lump

HEy hey......... I'lll, beat your ass twelgere.... lads also could ye stop crowding mills...... there plenty of loving to go around.


John

Kegser

Deary me.

Dave

well i have heard of insert the cucumber, its a game me and my daddy play on special days

Shinji

Lump *is* considered an alien, he's from, like, Kilkenny or something. And he has these funny growths on his... err... never mind. "Cucumber".

Monty - the one and only

Well what can i say t'was l33t LAN

Wyverne

insert the cucmber, and the winner is lump for successfully inserting his cucumber into all the farmyard animals present

Lump

Kegser..... nice reply, Deary me...


John

Lump

yes


i am still here


meself this time