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Montylan and its subsideries inc.

  • 01-07-2000 06:03AM
    #1
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭


    well welcome to all to the inaugural post of monty lan and its subsideries,

    montylan is a registered trademark!!


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Comments

  • #2
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    i think its a great lan and monty is de business,


    shane will you have my children smile.gif


  • #3
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    this must be a record for the most people posting at the same time


  • #4
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    It's great. Lets all drag Mills into the toilets with that cucumber and give him a good seeing to.


  • #5
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Indeed I must agree with The Wise One on this. Monty is indeed the greatest Pants Monster I know.

    This LAN's been a lot of laughs - cheers Shane!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #6
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    do u think santa is still awake like???


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  • #7
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Lets not shall we?
    Actually the remains of johns cucumber still lie out in the front room......
    I am inflatible !


  • #8
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    ooooh - that cucumber sounds like a plan!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #9
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Yea, if you'd only shut your **** maybe the place wouldnt smell so bad smile.gif

    John


    Oh kegser no cucumber, Regi broke it earlier.




  • #10
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Polishing off my final 2 litrees of coke, not THAT souds like a plan...
    I am inflatible !


  • #11
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    * Dav looks at John's Cucumber *

    It's not very big...


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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  • #12
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Mills has been toying idly with that cucumber all evening, I think he really wants it - he's just playing hard to get.

    Lump is a pants bandit btw.


  • #13
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    cucumbers are my favourite animal, or are they a mammal, i know i want to shag buffy


  • #14
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Santa was doing some 'voyeuring' earlier; posting still images he captured from the webcam... seriously dodgy if you ask me.

    Maybe he wanted to try and recreate the lan at home.. as seen as he needs a forklift to carry his fat ass around.


  • #15
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    I've just started my coke - and I still have loads of Bulmers left wink.gif


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #16
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Yes Dav, John claims that his cucumber is "broken". Feh.


  • #17
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    Are you producing some form of pic archive from the LAN monty? That has to be a must see for all hl players.
    I am inflatible !


  • #18
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Good call - an archive might just be the scare the muppets need to get them to behave!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #19
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    i would like to say that me and michelle find a cucumbe rsort of spices things up between us


  • #20
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Ah I'm sure one of you chappies could find a use for half a cucumber... I know Mills has already found several uses... all of them involving the toilets and some lubricant.


  • #21
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    HL players and pr0nfest merchants alike!

    Later, Kev will do an exclusive stripshow for the nethouse webcam - be sure to miss it, kids!


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  • #22
    Borric
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭Borric


    Coke and cucumbers

    tis a bad combination


  • #23
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    respect to Mills - carries his own KY Jelly at all times...


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #24
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Yes btw Millsy is walking kinda funny now


  • #25
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    So do you tho, Dav. Pays to be prepared!


  • #26
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    shinji m8 what are you on about with striping and kiddies pron and such like u should be ashamed of yourself m8


  • #27
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Coke and Cucumbers - could be the name of a song. Let's all group together and write it!


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


  • #28
    Shinji
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,275 ✭✭✭Shinji


    Oh I am, thoroughly ashamed. Honest. No seriously. It's all Kegsers fault, he hath corrupted my fragile little mind!


  • #29
    Kegser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 793 ✭✭✭Kegser


    Ah now here... I'm sure my strip-show will be entertainment for all the family.

    At the very least they'll suffocate with the laughter.


  • #30
    Shiminay
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 28,633 Mod ✭✭✭✭Shiminay


    Well Joe, we all know Rob's a bit strange...


    All the best,

    Dav
    @B^)
    My page of stuff


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  • #31
    Mills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    KY Jelly my **** , sure industrial tractor lubricant does the same job, is only half the price, AND, is in plentiful supply round the old farmyard.
    I am inflatible !


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