I'm a weirdo

justchecked · 18-09-2015 04:49PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

David Icke would love you.

.... or shoot at you with some kind of home made tin foil infra red device.

18-09-2015 04:56PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

Well its better to have an ears that stick out as low-seated ears, furrowed tongue, and adherent ear lobes are associated with anti social behaviour :pac: but only if you add in poor environmental factors

Mint Sauce · 18-09-2015 04:56PM

What! No references to Radioheads Creep yet. AHs, you disappoint me.

Barely There · 18-09-2015 04:59PM

Ability to move eyebrows independently.

Gongoozler · 18-09-2015 04:59PM

Mint Sauce wrote: »

What! No references to Radioheads Creep yet. AHs, you disappoint me.

I didn't want to call myself a creep.

If I don't bend while sneezing my ovary hurts.

RayM · 18-09-2015 05:02PM

I have a third nipple.

JJJJNR · 18-09-2015 05:14PM

I'm a complete freak

I got my first grey hair at 12, ladies loved it, I was so mature back then.

:cool:

MurphChops · 18-09-2015 05:25PM

I cant tell what direction sound is coming from ,when i miss place my phone its like playing marco polo running round the house

charlietheminxx · 18-09-2015 05:37PM

I have clicky knees and ankles. I was born with clicky hip so I wonder if they're linked.

My thumbs bend the whole way back.

I have a type of blue black freckle on my face that's apparently very uncommon among white people.

I had a strawberry birthmark when I was born but it faded slowly over my first 7 years or so... There's still a faint pink zig zag of what look like broken veins where it used to be.

When I get a migraine I have a ninja like sense of smell for a couple of days... It's such a crappy superpower!

efb · 18-09-2015 05:41PM

I was cross eyed then I got surgery last year.

Now I model Andrew Christian underwear

SEPT 23 1989 · 18-09-2015 05:43PM

I can see sound

Son Of A Vidic · 18-09-2015 05:45PM

howamidifferent wrote: »

I have a foot long schlong.

You poor thing, you must feel terribly inadequate.

Dial Hard · 18-09-2015 05:52PM

I have teethmarks in my forehead from a dog attack when I was 2.

And the third and fourth toes on both feet are slightly webbed.

18-09-2015 05:59PM

I see the months of the year as colours for example January is green and June is pink and August is a sort of creamy yellow.

OneOfThem · 18-09-2015 07:46PM

mariaalice wrote: »

I see the months of the year as colours for example January is green and June is pink and August is a sort of creamy yellow.

Like the words when you see them written down? Or do the months just take on a hue? How about if you just hear the word said, do you get a green vibe if someone says January?

That's cool. You're cool. Is it synaesthesia? Do you have any other wierd colour thing?

OneOfThem · 18-09-2015 08:02PM

I day dream a lot. Whole big stories and things. Sometimes when I do this I'll mouth along and make hand gestures and facial expressions and things. I do this in public sometimes. Those hands free earphone things that everyone uses now with thier phones for calls have been an absolute godsend. I can almost pass for a regular human when out and about these days.

Kermit.de.frog · 18-09-2015 08:09PM

Everyone over estimates how good looking they are. It's natural instinct to think you are better looking than you are.

What's better than being just really good looking is having the nice personality to go with it. Sadly this is actually quite rare in my experience anyway.

Bongalongherb · 18-09-2015 08:13PM

It all depends on the day. One morning I will wake up and look in the mirror only to see one of my eyes a lot bigger than the other. The following day my face would look twice the size of it normally does if I can even call that normal in the first place. My nose usually decides some days to bend easterly or westerly depending on how cold it is.

my ears sometimes stick tightly to the side of my head on occasion and I have to peal them away from my head. Some-days I just look in the mirror and say 'holy sh!t' and go straight back to sleep. My body is a weirdo, it morphs into strange things.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-09-2015 08:14PM

I'm a write off.
I have multiple scars, lopsided dimples, dimples on my lower back over my bum, really dark natural hair but ridiculously pale skin with really red cheeks, I stick out my tongue when I'm trying to concentrate, I have a lump on my leg from w fracture that didn't heal right, I have broken both ankles, I have a massive head but a tiny nose. Oh and despite me being really brunette, the hair on my legs grows blonde.

wakka12 · 18-09-2015 08:16PM

Im a creep

Cold War Kid · 18-09-2015 08:16PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

really dark natural hair but ridiculously pale skin with really red cheeks

What's weird about that? Very typical Irish colouring I'd have thought.

Cold War Kid · 18-09-2015 08:18PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Everyone over estimates how good looking they are. It's natural instinct to think you are better looking than you are.

Probably meant for the other thread. In my experience, people are more likely to *under*-estimate how good-looking they are. Seems more like natural instinct to find flaws in how you look.
And what's this "everyone" business about?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-09-2015 08:23PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

What's weird about that? Very typical Irish colouring I'd have thought.

No like really pale. I think I look horrid odd. No freckles, nothing interesting on my face except for cheeks that make me look like im teething and super dark hair. Am always told how I don't look Irish

wakka12 · 18-09-2015 08:25PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

No like really pale. I think I look horrid odd. No freckles, nothing interesting on my face except for cheeks that make me look like im teething and super dark hair. Am always told how I don't look Irish

I thought very dark hair with milky white skin would have been a trait fairly unique to Ireland, or at least the British Isles

18-09-2015 08:29PM

Autonomous Cowherd wrote: »

OP! I have that exact same cul-de-sac indent at the top of me bum! I thought it was a genetic throw back (God playing pin the tail on the Monkey) and I have never met anyone else with it. Well, not that I have ever asked...

Pleased to meet you, fellow human.

It's a very minor form of spina bifida, harmless.

The J Stands for Jay · 18-09-2015 08:33PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a gold circle around my pupils.

Any chance of a picture?

The J Stands for Jay · 18-09-2015 08:36PM

lameusername wrote: »

Another clicker here. Seems I'm not special.

My left thumb clicks. I blame the non-ergonomic design of the Atari 2600 controllers.

Funnyonion79 · 18-09-2015 08:38PM

mariaalice wrote: »

I see the months of the year as colours for example January is green and June is pink and August is a sort of creamy yellow.

I've just realised that I do this too! But for me, January is a reddish brown, February is white, March is orange. I do it when I hear the month but also when I see it written down. I never knew this was a thing!

Fat Christy · 18-09-2015 09:15PM

Cold War Kid wrote: »

What's weird about that? Very typical Irish colouring I'd have thought.

It's not weird. I have naturally jet black hair and skin as pale as snow.

I also have hazel eyes if that's what yiz are talking about?? I have green eyes but there's a brown ring around my pupil. I don't consider it weird. My sisters and my granaunt have the same with different variants of eye colour.

Also cracks and breaks aren't weird, they're part of life!! Sh*t happens.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 18-09-2015 09:19PM

Also my nose is NEVER warm. Anytime i touch it, it's freezing. Just the one part of my body that heat doesn't go to

I'm a weirdo

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