I'm a weirdo

Gongoozler

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

kfallon

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

Everyone has physical imperfections OP, don't worry about it. Cheer up trout, cheer up

Maximus Alexander

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Brian from Bray

I'm deceitful makeup wearing overweight bad looking person :pac:

My Darling Clementine

I have a permanent Rock Style 'Peoples Eyebrow' on my left eyebrow

I use some hair wax to push the other one up so they look even

Magico Gonzalez

Apart from the two ars3holes thing, you sound fairly normal.

Akrasia

I knocked out my front tooth trying to jump my bike over a ramp when I was a kid and. I have a crown in but now I can no longer bite bits off cellotape

Penn

My ears are different. One is slightly lower, slightly smaller, slightly further back (as in distance from nose), and the earlobe is different.

Makes it a pain in the *rse getting glasses to fit properly.

kfallon

If I clench my teeth my bottom set come out over my top set unlike normal people!

Akrasia

Penn wrote: »

My ears are different. One is slightly lower, slightly smaller, slightly further back (as in distance from nose), and the earlobe is different.

Makes it a pain in the *rse getting glasses to fit properly.

At least your wonky ears distract attention from the fact that you've got 4 eyes

(just kidding, my nickname growing up was jamjars)

howamidifferent

I have a foot long schlong.

El Weirdo

Nothing.

Gongoozler

I think some of you have misunderstood. I'm not fretting about them. It was to be a thread celebrating, if you will, the weird things about ourselves.

Menas

Gongoozler wrote: »

I think some of you have misunderstood. I'm not fretting about them. It was to be a thread celebrating, if you will, the weird things about ourselves.

Damn it, I feel left out now!

Dr Strange

You're all gross!

uch

I've got dangly grapes hanging out of me bum

fussyonion

I don't have anything wrong with me.
I'm practically perfect in every way.

Apart from my atrociously bad eyesight, clicky ankle and habit of sniffing trying to unblock my nose.

MilesMorales1

People who claim to be 'weird' often aren't. Like people that love to be quirky.

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

fussyonion

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

You're going to be the evening's entertainment at the meet-up!

Autonomous Cowherd

OP! I have that exact same cul-de-sac indent at the top of me bum! I thought it was a genetic throw back (God playing pin the tail on the Monkey) and I have never met anyone else with it. Well, not that I have ever asked...

Pleased to meet you, fellow human.

rubadub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM

jungleman

Okay can someone explain to me what the dual corn-hole thing is about?

rubadub

jungleman wrote: »

Okay can someone explain to me what the dual corn-hole thing is about?

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/episodes/episode-guides/teen-bodies/boys-vs-girls/sacral-dimple/

Kaiser Sosay

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere).

That's weird, maybe you should get some regression therapy to see who or what created that little hole.:pac:

Autonomous Cowherd

I see from Google it's called a sacral dimple. Mine looks nothing like the fugly pics of it I saw In fact, mine is a sacred dimple

gerrybbadd

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Me too!

Penny Tration

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

I have that hyperflexibility thing too. My thumbs, fingers, wrists, arms, ankles and toes are freakishly bendy! Can't even straighten my fingers when I stick them out, they just bend.


Other weird things about me - you can't tell that my nose was broken from looking at me because it looks fine, but I can twist it a fair bit.

I have the ring of gold around my pupils that the OP has. Apparently it's a genetic mutation.

I have really tiny ears.

I have a small scar on my face from my sister biting me as a toddler.

Mesrine65

I have my member tattooed & pierced :eek:

jungleman

rubadub wrote: »

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/episodes/episode-guides/teen-bodies/boys-vs-girls/sacral-dimple/

that's mad. you're missing a tail, OP!

lameusername

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Another clicker here. Seems I'm not special.

justchecked

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

David Icke would love you.

.... or shoot at you with some kind of home made tin foil infra red device.

Gongoozler

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

Well its better to have an ears that stick out as low-seated ears, furrowed tongue, and adherent ear lobes are associated with anti social behaviour :pac: but only if you add in poor environmental factors

Mint Sauce

What! No references to Radioheads Creep yet. AHs, you disappoint me.

Barely There

Ability to move eyebrows independently.

Gongoozler

Mint Sauce wrote: »

What! No references to Radioheads Creep yet. AHs, you disappoint me.

I didn't want to call myself a creep.

If I don't bend while sneezing my ovary hurts.

RayM

I have a third nipple.

JJJJNR

I'm a complete freak

I got my first grey hair at 12, ladies loved it, I was so mature back then.

:cool:

MurphChops

I cant tell what direction sound is coming from ,when i miss place my phone its like playing marco polo running round the house

charlietheminxx

I have clicky knees and ankles. I was born with clicky hip so I wonder if they're linked.

My thumbs bend the whole way back.

I have a type of blue black freckle on my face that's apparently very uncommon among white people.

I had a strawberry birthmark when I was born but it faded slowly over my first 7 years or so... There's still a faint pink zig zag of what look like broken veins where it used to be.

When I get a migraine I have a ninja like sense of smell for a couple of days... It's such a crappy superpower!

efb

I was cross eyed then I got surgery last year.

Now I model Andrew Christian underwear

SEPT 23 1989

I can see sound

Son Of A Vidic

howamidifferent wrote: »

I have a foot long schlong.

You poor thing, you must feel terribly inadequate.

Dial Hard

I have teethmarks in my forehead from a dog attack when I was 2.

And the third and fourth toes on both feet are slightly webbed.

I see the months of the year as colours for example January is green and June is pink and August is a sort of creamy yellow.

OneOfThem

mariaalice wrote: »

I see the months of the year as colours for example January is green and June is pink and August is a sort of creamy yellow.

Like the words when you see them written down? Or do the months just take on a hue? How about if you just hear the word said, do you get a green vibe if someone says January?

That's cool. You're cool. Is it synaesthesia? Do you have any other wierd colour thing?

OneOfThem

I day dream a lot. Whole big stories and things. Sometimes when I do this I'll mouth along and make hand gestures and facial expressions and things. I do this in public sometimes. Those hands free earphone things that everyone uses now with thier phones for calls have been an absolute godsend. I can almost pass for a regular human when out and about these days.

Kermit.de.frog

Everyone over estimates how good looking they are. It's natural instinct to think you are better looking than you are.

What's better than being just really good looking is having the nice personality to go with it. Sadly this is actually quite rare in my experience anyway.

Bongalongherb

It all depends on the day. One morning I will wake up and look in the mirror only to see one of my eyes a lot bigger than the other. The following day my face would look twice the size of it normally does if I can even call that normal in the first place. My nose usually decides some days to bend easterly or westerly depending on how cold it is.

my ears sometimes stick tightly to the side of my head on occasion and I have to peal them away from my head. Some-days I just look in the mirror and say 'holy sh!t' and go straight back to sleep. My body is a weirdo, it morphs into strange things.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

I'm a write off.
I have multiple scars, lopsided dimples, dimples on my lower back over my bum, really dark natural hair but ridiculously pale skin with really red cheeks, I stick out my tongue when I'm trying to concentrate, I have a lump on my leg from w fracture that didn't heal right, I have broken both ankles, I have a massive head but a tiny nose. Oh and despite me being really brunette, the hair on my legs grows blonde.

wakka12

Im a creep