I'm a weirdo

Gongoozler · 18-09-2015 02:42PM #1

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

kfallon · 18-09-2015 02:45PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a number of things about me physically that make me weird, and unique.

I have a lazy eye. I have a gold circle around my pupils. I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere). I have a wonky ankle. I have eyelashes that slope downwards. I have one ear that sticks out an inch or so from my head.

So, what makes you wonderfully weird?

Everyone has physical imperfections OP, don't worry about it. Cheer up trout, cheer up

Maximus Alexander · 18-09-2015 02:47PM

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Brian from Bray · 18-09-2015 02:47PM

I'm deceitful makeup wearing overweight bad looking person :pac:

My Darling Clementine · 18-09-2015 02:48PM

I have a permanent Rock Style 'Peoples Eyebrow' on my left eyebrow

I use some hair wax to push the other one up so they look even

Magico Gonzalez · 18-09-2015 02:49PM

Apart from the two ars3holes thing, you sound fairly normal.

Akrasia · 18-09-2015 02:51PM

I knocked out my front tooth trying to jump my bike over a ramp when I was a kid and. I have a crown in but now I can no longer bite bits off cellotape

Penn · 18-09-2015 02:51PM

My ears are different. One is slightly lower, slightly smaller, slightly further back (as in distance from nose), and the earlobe is different.

Makes it a pain in the *rse getting glasses to fit properly.

kfallon · 18-09-2015 02:52PM

If I clench my teeth my bottom set come out over my top set unlike normal people!

Akrasia · 18-09-2015 02:54PM

Penn wrote: »

My ears are different. One is slightly lower, slightly smaller, slightly further back (as in distance from nose), and the earlobe is different.

Makes it a pain in the *rse getting glasses to fit properly.

At least your wonky ears distract attention from the fact that you've got 4 eyes

(just kidding, my nickname growing up was jamjars)

howamidifferent · 18-09-2015 03:00PM

I have a foot long schlong.

El Weirdo · 18-09-2015 03:09PM

Nothing.

Gongoozler · 18-09-2015 03:09PM

I think some of you have misunderstood. I'm not fretting about them. It was to be a thread celebrating, if you will, the weird things about ourselves.

Menas · 18-09-2015 03:12PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I think some of you have misunderstood. I'm not fretting about them. It was to be a thread celebrating, if you will, the weird things about ourselves.

Damn it, I feel left out now!

Dr Strange · 18-09-2015 03:12PM

You're all gross!

uch · 18-09-2015 03:15PM

I've got dangly grapes hanging out of me bum

fussyonion · 18-09-2015 03:20PM

I don't have anything wrong with me.
I'm practically perfect in every way.

Apart from my atrociously bad eyesight, clicky ankle and habit of sniffing trying to unblock my nose.

MilesMorales1 · 18-09-2015 03:32PM

People who claim to be 'weird' often aren't. Like people that love to be quirky.

18-09-2015 03:33PM

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

fussyonion · 18-09-2015 03:45PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

You're going to be the evening's entertainment at the meet-up!

Autonomous Cowherd · 18-09-2015 03:52PM

OP! I have that exact same cul-de-sac indent at the top of me bum! I thought it was a genetic throw back (God playing pin the tail on the Monkey) and I have never met anyone else with it. Well, not that I have ever asked...

Pleased to meet you, fellow human.

rubadub · 18-09-2015 04:01PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-wmOYelnM

jungleman · 18-09-2015 04:04PM

Okay can someone explain to me what the dual corn-hole thing is about?

rubadub · 18-09-2015 04:07PM

jungleman wrote: »

Okay can someone explain to me what the dual corn-hole thing is about?

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/episodes/episode-guides/teen-bodies/boys-vs-girls/sacral-dimple/

Kaiser Sosay · 18-09-2015 04:08PM

Gongoozler wrote: »

I have a little hole at the top of my bum, towards the end of my back (that goes nowhere).

That's weird, maybe you should get some regression therapy to see who or what created that little hole.:pac:

Autonomous Cowherd · 18-09-2015 04:08PM

I see from Google it's called a sacral dimple. Mine looks nothing like the fugly pics of it I saw

In fact, mine is a sacred dimple

gerrybbadd · 18-09-2015 04:09PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Me too!

Penny Tration · 18-09-2015 04:13PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm hypermobile. i.e. Bendy. My thumbs are weeeeeeird looking the top bends back at a 90 degree angle to the bottom!

I have that hyperflexibility thing too. My thumbs, fingers, wrists, arms, ankles and toes are freakishly bendy! Can't even straighten my fingers when I stick them out, they just bend.

Other weird things about me - you can't tell that my nose was broken from looking at me because it looks fine, but I can twist it a fair bit.

I have the ring of gold around my pupils that the OP has. Apparently it's a genetic mutation.

I have really tiny ears.

I have a small scar on my face from my sister biting me as a toddler.

Mesrine65 · 18-09-2015 04:35PM

I have my member tattooed & pierced :eek:

jungleman · 18-09-2015 04:43PM

rubadub wrote: »

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/episodes/episode-guides/teen-bodies/boys-vs-girls/sacral-dimple/

that's mad. you're missing a tail, OP!

lameusername · 18-09-2015 04:46PM

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

My right ankle clicks with roughly every other step when I walk.

Other than that I'm basically perfect.

Another clicker here. Seems I'm not special.

I'm a weirdo

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