Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

bottlebrush · 16-09-2015 08:39PM

Someone who doesn't know how to accept a gift graciously - e.g. you carefully consider what to buy a person as a gift for birthday, christmas etc and when you give it to them, they say that's great thanks, open it and look at it, then throw it up on the windowsill and the next time you visit it's still there in its wrapping .......and it's still there the next time, and the next time, in fact you could take it away with you and it wouldn't even be missed...

florawest · 16-09-2015 08:57PM

In reply to Nokotan, not everyone that does bungee jumps etc, takes it out of the charity money raised, my daughter and her cousin, did one in Feb and paid for jump themselves as it was something they wanted to do and while doing so raised just under €500 for Console, I think it's not great either hitting the charity funds raised, if you want to do something that costs fund yourself 100%

RubyGlee · 16-09-2015 09:26PM

People who say Katie Hopkins might be extreme but has a point=on there way to being ****
People who confidently agree with anything Katie Hopkins said = full blown no hope for them ****

Wildlife Actor · 16-09-2015 09:57PM

Wearing men's leather shoes with no socks.

Robsweezie · 17-09-2015 02:17AM

those who get brave and mouthy when they've an audience, but when it's just you and them they don't say a word.

stephenl15 · 17-09-2015 04:22AM

RubyGlee wrote: »

People who say Katie Hopkins might be extreme but has a point=on there way to being ****
People who confidently agree with anything Katie Hopkins said = full blown no hope for them ****

Katie Hopkins might be extreme but has a point.

Brian from Bray · 17-09-2015 05:26AM

Conor Mcgregor wannabes, gombeens the whole lot off them.

Saipanne · 17-09-2015 08:32AM

People who wait till the verrrrrry last second to get up off their seat on the DART, and then get all flustered trying to reach the door before it closes them in.

Salvation Tambourine · 17-09-2015 08:56AM

florawest wrote: »

In reply to Nokotan, not everyone that does bungee jumps etc, takes it out of the charity money raised, my daughter and her cousin, did one in Feb and paid for jump themselves as it was something they wanted to do and while doing so raised just under €500 for Console, I think it's not great either hitting the charity funds raised, if you want to do something that costs fund yourself 100%

Good stuff. That seems the proper way to do these things.

brian_7070 · 17-09-2015 10:23AM

RubyGlee wrote: »

People who say Katie Hopkins might be extreme but has a point=on there way to being ****
People who confidently agree with anything Katie Hopkins said = full blown no hope for them ****

she cant be wrong 100% of the time. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

brian_7070 · 17-09-2015 10:31AM

florawest wrote: »

In reply to Nokotan, not everyone that does bungee jumps etc, takes it out of the charity money raised, my daughter and her cousin, did one in Feb and paid for jump themselves as it was something they wanted to do and while doing so raised just under €500 for Console, I think it's not great either hitting the charity funds raised, if you want to do something that costs fund yourself 100%

This is a step in the right direction but if you want people to sponsor you do something for the community (cleaning rubbish from forest area that has been illegally dumped). Dont do something pointless just so you post a picture on facebook. Do something useful and people will be happier to donate

Robsweezie · 17-09-2015 01:27PM

stephenl15 wrote: »

Katie Hopkins might be extreme but has a point.

in another thread i mentioned katie hopkin's unapologetic attitude regarding her various comments and how i kinda respect her balls.

you would never see anything like this from her. she'd just go 'yeah i said it, so what? no grovelling apology.

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/news/matt-damon-apologizes-for-diversity-comments/ar-AAenHvl?li=AA5a2k&ocid=iehp

Crooked Jack · 17-09-2015 02:09PM

Nokotan wrote: »

Sponsored bungee jump...don't get it. Get people to pay for you to do something you want to do and the rest goes to charity?

Oh my God everyone makes me out to be such a dick for saying stuff like this.

"Hey, I'm doing a skydive/obstacle course/hike etc... for charity, will you sponsor me.

"fuck off, that sounds amazing, why dont you pay me to do it and I'll give the surplus to charity. Or at least do something not thoroughly enjoyable. here's a fiver for charity if you eat dog shit."

I did a charity bungee jump before and I have no issue admitting I dont even remember which charity it was, I just wanted to do a bungee jump and as a broke student couldnt afford it on my own. Actually felt like a bit of a dick because i just about raised the bare minimum and then i got put into a draw and won inter railing tickets and 1000 yopes spending money. I cost that charity money.

Kev W · 17-09-2015 02:15PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

in another thread i mentioned katie hopkin's unapologetic attitude regarding her various comments and how i kinda respect her balls.

you would never see anything like this from her. she'd just go 'yeah i said it, so what? no grovelling apology.

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/entertainment/news/matt-damon-apologizes-for-diversity-comments/ar-AAenHvl?li=AA5a2k&ocid=iehp

She may be a dickhead but at least she's an unrepentant dickhead.

Which is somehow better, I guess?

kunst nugget · 17-09-2015 02:28PM

Kev W wrote: »

She may be a dickhead but at least she's an unrepentant dickhead.

Which is somehow better, I guess?

Apologies are for white knights, feminazis, SJWs and black people! Katie wears her xenophobic ignorance and hatred of the poor with pride!!!

Saipanne · 17-09-2015 03:03PM

Yes.

crossroads15 · 17-09-2015 03:07PM

Drivers that take an age to take off when the light goes green at a set of traffic lights. Usually on their phone, smoking a fag or staring out the window. Show zero consideration to the drivers at the back of the que who usually end up getting caught on red.

dub_skav · 17-09-2015 03:23PM

crossroads15 wrote: »

Drivers that take an age to take off when the light goes green at a set of traffic lights. Usually on their phone, smoking a fag or staring out the window. Show zero consideration to the drivers at the back of the que who usually end up getting caught on red.

Apt username

recipio · 17-09-2015 04:15PM

5 x 5 'rs. A five second question gets a five minute answer. zzzzzzzzzzzz................... I only asked to make conversation you twat.!

Ramza · 17-09-2015 04:18PM

People who refer to themselves as being "X years young" in an attempt to try and be edgy. You're not aging backwards?

cünts

DEFTLEFTHAND · 17-09-2015 04:22PM

Ramza wrote: »

People who refer to themselves as being "X years young". You're not aging backwards?

cünts

Are middle aged people who say I'm 21 and a bit, just tell me your exact age goddamit and stop being ashamed of a natural process.

recipio · 17-09-2015 04:26PM

bottlebrush wrote: »

Someone who doesn't know how to accept a gift graciously - e.g. you carefully consider what to buy a person as a gift for birthday, christmas etc and when you give it to them, they say that's great thanks, open it and look at it, then throw it up on the windowsill and the next time you visit it's still there in its wrapping .......and it's still there the next time, and the next time, in fact you could take it away with you and it wouldn't even be missed...

or............. you take your time to pick out a good bottle of wine for a party. Give it to the host at the door and minutes later its dumped into the punch bowl !

aaronjumper · 17-09-2015 05:30PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Are middle aged people who say I'm 21 and a bit, just tell me your exact age goddamit and stop being ashamed of a natural process.

"I'm 26 plus VAT." You're bloody hilarious.

Ramza · 17-09-2015 05:33PM

aaronjumper wrote: »

"I'm 26 plus VAT." You're bloody hilarious.

Do people actually say this? Jaysus. Anyone who says that deserves to be shot with a ball of their own sh1te

aaronjumper · 17-09-2015 05:36PM

Ramza wrote: »

Do people actually say this? Jaysus. Anyone who says that deserves to be shot with a ball of their own sh1te

It seems to be dying out thankfully but I used to hear it regularly enough a few years ago.

melissak · 18-09-2015 11:14AM

MrsYelnekoff wrote: »

When my son was learning to talk, he'd say 'hello' to anyone he'd pass by and keep saying 'hello hello hello' till someone replied. I always thought people were **** when they didn't say 'hello' back. Would it kill them?

I will never understand this kind of person. When they can clearly see the child talking to them. They have no souls i think.

philstar · 18-09-2015 11:19AM

anyone who does a donut on the road

Brian from Bray · 18-09-2015 11:23AM

melissak wrote: »

I will never understand this kind of person. When they can clearly see the child talking to them. They have no souls i think.

I think i know why they don't say anything back to the child. With all the stories about child abuse we keep hearing about daily, a person is nearly afraid to nearly even look at a kid let alone say anything to them.

Saipanne · 18-09-2015 11:27AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

I think i know why they don't say anything back to the child. With all the stories about child abuse we keep hearing about daily, a person is nearly afraid to nearly even look at a kid let alone say anything to them.

Yep. The media have created a frenzy.

osarusan · 18-09-2015 11:31AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

I think i know why they don't say anything back to the child. With all the stories about child abuse we keep hearing about daily, a person is nearly afraid to nearly even look at a kid let alone say anything to them.

Nonsense. They're just ****.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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