Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

MonkstownHoop · 12-09-2015 08:57AM

Brian from Bray wrote: »

Men with long hair

Being from Bray and called Brian

Paulownia · 13-09-2015 08:51AM

Am I mistaken in what this word means? I was certainly under the impression that ladies were biologically capable of the female version of the exercise.

lapua20grain · 13-09-2015 10:16AM

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

Agricola · 13-09-2015 12:16PM

lapua20grain wrote: »

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

Jaysus, I thought the idea of the Debs was to go to your first grown up function in a nice suit with a girl in a gown on your arm? These two ditch the women and decide they need a spontaneous getaway to the romance capital of the world!

superelliptic · 13-09-2015 02:19PM

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

People who have a long list of grievances in this thread. It'd be tough going for a pint with someone rattling off their hates that they can recall with such ease.

In fairness people probably spent a while compiling these lists though...

Sure come for a pint with me and I'll tell you this joke I know :pac:

superelliptic · 13-09-2015 02:30PM

Kev W wrote: »

So what if people take a lot of pictures of themselves? Who does it hurt?

Themselves, because it encourages narcissism?

And by extension the rest of us who have to put up with them

Dirty Dingus McGee · 13-09-2015 08:09PM

Any man who proclaims "I'm a feminist".

I'm pretty sure most men are for equal treatment of women so no need to view this point of view as an achievement, to me it also seems to imply that by not declaring your a feminist means you want women to be tied to the kitchen at home.

Tropheus · 13-09-2015 09:41PM

lapua20grain wrote: »

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

Absolute focking ledges.

Streetwalker · 13-09-2015 09:45PM

lapua20grain wrote: »

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

So they went from their debs on a whim to Paris and of course they just happened to have their passports and money for flights with them? Hard to believe people fall for these self indulgence publicity stunts.

stephenl15 · 13-09-2015 10:19PM

Streetwalker wrote: »

So they went from their debs on a whim to Paris and of course they just happened to have their passports and money for flights with them? Hard to believe people fall for these self indulgence publicity stunts.

To be fair, they probably had their passports as ID

Saipanne · 14-09-2015 09:37AM

stephenl15 wrote: »

To be fair, they probably had their passports as ID

To be fair, it was clearly planned and ripped off the antics of an English student about two years ago.

Saipanne · 14-09-2015 09:41AM

There we go. Same site, same story. Unfunny and unoriginal.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/manchester-night-out-woke-up-in-paris-1184328-Nov2013/

Ging Ging · 14-09-2015 10:07AM

People who bear a strong physical resemblance to people I already don't like. ****.

valoren · 14-09-2015 10:17AM

lapua20grain wrote: »

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

Just look at the guy on the right with the pipe in his mouth.
So yeah, a teenager with a pipe, that's a wanker warning sign right there.

Daith · 14-09-2015 10:19AM

Saipanne wrote: »

There we go. Same site, same story. Unfunny and unoriginal.

http://www.dailyedge.ie/manchester-night-out-woke-up-in-paris-1184328-Nov2013/

This guys seems much better craic. "I'm freezing, can't understand a word, so expensive and my mom thinks I'm a pillock"

vs the lad with a pipe.

osarusan · 14-09-2015 10:26AM

valoren wrote: »

Just look at the guy on the right with the pipe in his mouth.
So yeah, a teenager with a pipe, that's a wanker warning sign right there.

Not just a warning sign - immediate and definitive proof.

Can we call him an instawanker?

kunst nugget · 14-09-2015 10:36AM

I bet they're both CEOs at 'Being Mad Bastards'.

Crooked Jack · 14-09-2015 10:57AM

stuboy01 wrote: »

People that don't tip delivery drivers. Especially when the change is less than a euro. Damn that's tight...allowable exceptions being students. Unforgivable examples being the ridiculously wealthy.

Why? Don't they get paid? I've done a wealth of ****ty minimum wage jobs and I dont remember anyone tipping me. In particular I used to hate the delivery drivers in dominos when I worked there. I was one of the pizza makers, we did all the work while they sat on their arses driving around. Never heard them offering to split tips with us.

asherbassad · 14-09-2015 12:49PM

lapua20grain wrote: »

this pair of ****
http://thedailyedge.thejournal.ie/irish-lads-debs-paris-2328119-Sep2015/

So they just happened to have their passports at the Debs and didn't actually plan the whole thing in search of attention. ****.

asherbassad · 14-09-2015 12:56PM

stephenl15 wrote: »

To be fair, they probably had their passports as ID

Not a Garda ID?. I would also imagine that this pair of knobheads probably have drivers licenses or provisionals.

Also last flight to Paris is 19:30 unless these tits took the red-eye at 0620

riclad · 14-09-2015 01:17PM

People who have large tatoos on arms ,neck, back, people with nose piercing, a ring in the nose .
Any woman with a large tatoo thats visible when she wears a tee shirt .
large tatto =low iq .
Men who have a pony tail .
people who wear celtic football jersey,s to the pub .
Pregnant women who smoke and drink .
People who just wear a tracksuit all the time .

RWCNT · 14-09-2015 01:25PM

asherbassad wrote: »

Not a Garda ID?. I would also imagine that this pair of knobheads probably have drivers licenses or provisionals.

Also last flight to Paris is 19:30 unless these tits took the red-eye at 0620

So, so salty. I'm sorry you never got up to anything fun when you were young.

kunst nugget · 14-09-2015 01:36PM

RWCNT wrote: »

So, so salty. I'm sorry you never got up to anything fun when you were young.

Getting pictures taken of myself looking like a cúnt with a pipe wouldn't have been my idea of fun when I was younger. Using the plane ticket money for drugs instead would have been way more fun.

Daith · 14-09-2015 01:38PM

RWCNT wrote: »

So, so salty. I'm sorry you never got up to anything fun when you were young.

They got on a plane to Paris. Kevin McCallister they're not.

Yeah_Right · 14-09-2015 01:42PM

riclad wrote: »

People who have large tatoos on arms ,neck, back, people with nose piercing, a ring in the nose .
Any woman with a large tatoo thats visible when she wears a tee shirt .
large tatto =low iq

People that criticise people with tattoos but can't spell tattoo.

asherbassad · 14-09-2015 01:45PM

RWCNT wrote: »

So, so salty. I'm sorry you never got up to anything fun when you were young.

I did.....and a lot more adventurous than going to the airport and flying somewhere, then alerting the media about it and pretending it was spontaneous.

Mad, crazy bastards aren't they.

Saipanne · 14-09-2015 01:46PM

I love tattoos on women. I didn't before, but I was dating a woman who did body painting and after experiencing the rather unique scenario of making love to a work of art, I find that ladies with tattoos definitely catch my eye now.

TheBlock · 14-09-2015 01:56PM

Saipanne wrote: »

I love tattoos on women. I didn't before, but I was dating a woman who did body painting and after experiencing the rather unique scenario of making love to a work of art, I find that ladies with tattoos definitely catch my eye now.

People who make love....Just get your end away lad.

Saipanne · 14-09-2015 01:59PM

TheBlock wrote: »

People who make love....Just get your end away lad.

I was trying to be delicate about it.

What was great about it was the fact that she was mainly painted blue and she had blonde hair.

So I basically ****ed Smurfette.

14-09-2015 02:13PM

stuboy01 wrote: »

People that don't tip delivery drivers. Especially when the change is less than a euro. Damn that's tight...allowable exceptions being students. Unforgivable examples being the ridiculously wealthy.

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Why? Don't they get paid? I've done a wealth of ****ty minimum wage jobs and I dont remember anyone tipping me. In particular I used to hate the delivery drivers in dominos when I worked there. I was one of the pizza makers, we did all the work while they sat on their arses driving around. Never heard them offering to split tips with us.

There is usually an existing delivery charge of 1.50/2.00 already also. Sometimes I will though, tbh. I wont miss an extra euro.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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