Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

Ash.J.Williams

RossyG wrote: »

-People who walk down the street clutching a Starbucks coffee.

-Middle class parents with a newborn baby who think they've suddenly become the most important people on the planet.

-People who talk or text in cinemas.

-People who pretend that Islam is a race to shut down debates.

what about other coffee shops??? i clutch an insominia most days as that what's me hands are for!

RossyG

Just Starbucks, the tax dodgers.

asherbassad

Anyone who wears a baseball cap with a suit, especially the soft cloth baseball caps....you ARCH-WANKER!

fryup

Paulownia wrote: »

When you stop the car to let people pull out onto the road and they don't acknowledge you. Young women are the worst offenders.

but you can't call a woman a wanker....or can you?

Saipanne

fryup wrote: »

but you can't call a woman a wanker....or can you?

Damn straight you can...

fryup

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i always thought its strictly a male derogatory term

Saipanne

fryup wrote: »

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i always thought its strictly a male derogatory term

Meh, since when does language conform?

asherbassad

fryup wrote: »

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i always thought its strictly a male derogatory term

It's actually more of a slur if you call a woman a wanker. Because you're not even acknowledging her gender. When you call a woman a bitch/cow etc. there is some recognition of her being a female. When you call her a wanker or a stupid prick then it's quite crass.

Salvation Tambourine

asherbassad wrote: »

It's actually more of a slur if you call a woman a wanker. Because you're not even acknowledging her gender. When you call a woman a bitch/cow etc. there is some recognition of her being a female. When you call her a wanker or a stupid prick then it's quite crass.

I enjoy calling women dickheads. There's always that half a second of people trying to work out whether it makes sense or not.

lapua20grain

fryup wrote: »

but you can't call a woman a wanker....or can you?

I think wankess is acceptable

RossyG

Or wankerette.

Tilikum

'Popped' collars on polo shirts.

****.

valoren

Schlicker?

PopePalpatine

fryup wrote: »

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i always thought its strictly a male derogatory term

I guess that "****" could also apply to female masturbation.

razorblunt

PopePalpatine wrote: »

I guess that "****" could also apply to female masturbation.

They'd be Flickers, no?

Sudance

asherbassad wrote: »

It's actually more of a slur if you call a woman a wanker. Because you're not even acknowledging her gender. When you call a woman a bitch/cow etc. there is some recognition of her being a female. When you call her a wanker or a stupid prick then it's quite crass.

Nope, not really, will just make you sound like a real weirdo, and get you some strange looks

Calling a guy a bitch on the other hand...now THAT works a treat

Potential Underachiever

Sudance wrote: »

Nope, not really, will just make you sound like a real weirdo, and get you some strange looks

Calling a guy a bitch on the other hand...now THAT works a treat

Call a guy a mitch, that'll work better.

seanaway

Anyone (but one in particluar) who goes on TV and tries to teach people to make bread by 'Rulling' the 'Duh'.

Sudance

Potential Underachiever wrote: »

Call a guy a mitch, that'll work better.

Mitch? How so? Never heard that one, it must be a Dub expression

Potential Underachiever

Sudance wrote: »

Mitch? How so? Never heard that one, it must be a Dub expression

Hans Bricks

VICE journalists. Particularly the ones who write the click bait articles on facebook and social media. You can smell the self loathing, post colonial guilt off of them.

Sh1tbag OToole

People who buy winter tyres and tell everyone they bought winter tyres and won't stop extolling the virtues of winter tyres and telling you how they need winter tyres in case snow gets in the way of their silly commute from South Dublin to the middle of Dublin to do some unimportant job in a boring office for a company you've probably never heard of before.

J Mysterio

People get winter tyres in Ireland?

Question_Mark

Question_Mark wrote: »

Low testosterone males who bitch and whine about toxic masculinity -- and try to weasel their slimy way into women's goodbooks with ass kissing and automatic deference


People who latch onto any excuse to be a bully or a ****head while feeling justified about it. A glance at a SJW's twitter page will suffice as an example

who the Fook is SJW???? pardon my ignorance.

jaymcg91

rusty cole wrote: »

who the Fook is SJW???? pardon my ignorance.

Social Justice Warrior.

Wibbs

Men wearing any sort of hat while driving a car. This covers baseball capped yahoo's with bucket sized exhausts on their 1 litre Micra, through fedora wearing hipsters and "otherkin", to old men on country roads wearing tweed caps on their shiny pates. All have atomic level potential as tossers and awful awful drivers.

jaymcg91

jaymcg91 wrote: »

Social Justice Warrior.

sound thanks, never heard that one before, I like it.

Saipanne

Religious street preachers

Salvation Tambourine

Saipanne wrote: »

Religious street preachers

I hope some day someone parks up beside them preaching that God doesn't exist.

Henry Ford III

Nissan drivers on the N67/N85. Think about it.