Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

08-09-2015 02:01PM

Johnny Carson wrote: »

What about Sinead Desmond? She's a ride.

Big time but her poxy accent and pompus attitude is too much for me, her looks cannot cancel out the rest. and that other stocking cagney looks like an oul coot beside her, grinning all the time like the housewifes favourite.
he seems to enjoy giving off the whiff of innuendo concerning him having a chance with any girl on the sofa, the clown.

rant over. ha ha ha, coffee down

Cee-Jay-Cee · 08-09-2015 02:03PM

teenage_queen wrote: »

Just to add my two cents of working in retail

-people who won't get off the phone when you're doing a transaction
-people who fling the money on the counter instead of into your hand
-people who give out to the cashier over the price of goods
-people who throw a bag at you and expect you to pack everything for them
-all those yokes who never say please or thank you

On the other side of the above

Cashiers who put the change on the counter despite you handing the money to them and you have your hand out.

Cashiers who continue on with a conversation on the phone it with a work colleague while your standing there.

Cashiers who dont say hello or please, thank you or goodbye.

emeldc · 08-09-2015 02:11PM

asherbassad wrote: »

I fucking loathe when people say "Euro" instead of the plural "Euros". It sounds retarded. Some gushing idiot on the radio or tv announcing prices ...."Summer saver discount fares to all destinations. Price start at just 29 Euro"

Sounds absurd. When the pound was the currency you said "4 pounds, 27 pounds", whatever. A few dopes in Ireland would say "Jaysus, Francie, dat only cost tree pound" Did Irish people also say "5 Franc", "1000 peseta", "50 deutschmark"??

It's 1 fucking euro or two/three/four euros.

Wanker

myshirt · 08-09-2015 02:33PM

"Ladies who lunch"

Something like ordering a f%cking pannini and a few taytos, a salad, discarding the bread out of the inside of a roll, all that stuff, when you know full well if they were at home they'd tear into a huge dinner and stuff their faces. Why don't they just go for the option they truly want. We're the only species who seem to think it's wrong to be hungry and we must suppress it.

Same applies to people who insist on getting their portion of salad in their kebab at 3 o'clock in the morning and hold up the Q. Ffs.

osarusan · 08-09-2015 02:36PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Those who pull out in front of you, from a side road onto the main road, and then don't bother their arse speeding up, so you end up having to jam on the brakes.

Especially when you're the only car on the road and there's nobody behind you, but they felt the need to pull out in just front of you rather than let you pass.

****!

skittles8710 · 08-09-2015 02:48PM

People who wear Beats by Dre type massive headphones in the gym.

What are those? · 08-09-2015 02:48PM

Tailgaters,either pass me out or stay the f*ck back.I generally slow down to a crawl to piss em off further

lapua20grain · 08-09-2015 02:51PM

**** that wear backpacks on public transport are you going fcuking hiking i think not

5star02707 · 08-09-2015 02:54PM

people who says "im on my way" but in fact still getting ready.

i wouldn't mind waiting but please respect the person waiting.

Pac1Man · 08-09-2015 02:58PM

lapua20grain wrote: »

**** that wear backpacks on public transport are you going fcuking hiking i think not

Maybe they're going to work?

lapua20grain · 08-09-2015 03:02PM

Pac1Man wrote: »

Maybe they're going to work?

and where do they work the sugarloaf?

tastyt · 08-09-2015 03:04PM

Guys who walk around with their protein shakers every where they go. Even a few dopes where I work who walk through the office at exact times to the water cooler to fill their shakers just to show everyone that they are , you know, very serious about their fitness.

**** off and drink a protein shake if you want but your not ****ing Arnold Schwarzenegger because your able to mix up water and powder.
****

That_Guy · 08-09-2015 03:11PM

Anybody who sets up a Facebook page for their pet or new born baby.

Tossers of the highest order.

EazyD · 08-09-2015 03:19PM

People who went out of their way to make sure everyone knew that they were voting yes in the marriage equality referendum because they feel so strongly about equality in our society and then proceeded to vote against lowering the presidency age. Dribbling morons.

kunst nugget · 08-09-2015 03:32PM

EazyD wrote: »

People who went out of their way to make sure everyone knew that they were voting yes in the marriage equality referendum because they feel so strongly about equality in our society and then proceeded to vote against lowering the presidency age. Dribbling morons.

I vote yes to both but in fairness they weren't the same type of issue at all. The age restriction on the presidency affects all groups in our society equally.

Salvation Tambourine · 08-09-2015 03:33PM

EazyD wrote: »

People who went out of their way to make sure everyone knew that they were voting yes in the marriage equality referendum because they feel so strongly about equality in our society and then proceeded to vote against lowering the presidency age. Dribbling morons.

Did you know your vote didn't count unless it was on the Official Facebook Registrar?

DareGod · 08-09-2015 03:51PM

Anyone who uses the word "lad."

mikhail · 08-09-2015 04:00PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

I vote yes to both but in fairness they weren't the same type of issue at all. The age restriction on the presidency affects all groups in our society equally.

Except the under 35s, who it effects more equally than the rest.

Neon_Lights · 08-09-2015 04:01PM

Sleeve tattoos or for upmost effect incomplete sleeve tattoos

discodiva92 · 08-09-2015 04:04PM

Yeah tattoos look great on bikers rockers but on the soccer chav look not so

Cortina_MK_IV · 08-09-2015 04:12PM

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

On the other side of the above

Cashiers who put the change on the counter despite you handing the money to them and you have your hand out.

Cashiers who continue on with a conversation on the phone it with a work colleague while your standing there.

Cashiers who dont say hello or please, thank you or goodbye.

Just about sums up the staff in my local Dunnes. You spend your time looking at the back of their head... It's like getting served by Linda Blair.

kunst nugget · 08-09-2015 04:16PM

mikhail wrote: »

Except the under 35s, who it effects more equally than the rest.

And what about the people under 21 that wanted to be President? You could also argue that not being allowed to marry until your 17 or 18 is ageist against pre-teens. We have age restrictions for many things in life. It's why we don't see 10 year olds driving cars. We have an age restriction for the presidency that applies equally to all people irrespective of race, gender, sexual orientation or creed - marriage prior to the referendum was discriminatory to gay people.

asherbassad · 08-09-2015 04:32PM

DareGod wrote: »

Anyone who uses the word "lad."

Does that include my mickey?

EazyD · 08-09-2015 04:34PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

And what about the people under 21 that wanted to be President? You could also argue that not being allowed to marry until your 17 or 18 is ageist against pre-teens. We have age restrictions for many things in life. It's why we don't see 10 year olds driving cars. We have an age restriction for the presidency that applies equally to all people irrespective of race, gender, sexual orientation or creed - marriage prior to the referendum was discriminatory to gay people.

While the logic may be perfectly sound, it is still selective equality and entirely hypocritical but there you go, people can bend their definition of equality to suit their own beliefs.

kunst nugget · 08-09-2015 04:44PM

EazyD wrote: »

While the logic is perfectly sound, it is still selective equality.

Do we remove all age restrictions to achieve true equality? Like I said I voted to lower the age of eligibility but many people preferred restricting it to people they felt had more life experience. That's fair enough - it was always seemed more about the notion of someone conceivably running for president in their 20s if they wanted to rather than the very real day to day problem of gay people not being allowed to enjoy the same privileges as those of straight people.

Trebor176 · 08-09-2015 04:54PM

- People reading newspapers when driving. The same thing applies to people on mobile phones when driving.

- People in (mostly) flashy cars driving like they think they own the road.

- Skobies in their souped up cars blasting out whatever sort of music they listen to and just tear around the place.

- People being c*nts to others because they are generally just c*nts. Treating them like they are lesser than them.

- People that clear their throats of phlegm in front of others.

- People that spit on the streets or just litter. There's no need for it.

mikhail · 08-09-2015 05:37PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

And what about the people under 21 that wanted to be President? You could also argue that not being allowed to marry until your 17 or 18 is ageist against pre-teens. We have age restrictions for many things in life. It's why we don't see 10 year olds driving cars.

Yes, there are, most of them some variation on adult vs child. Name another of them of substance with a cutoff higher than 21. What about the presidency makes it resonable that Leo Varadkar couldn't legally do it before last year?

We have an age restriction for the presidency that applies equally to all people irrespective of race, gender, sexual orientation or creed

But not age. I think we've already established this.

- marriage prior to the referendum was discriminatory to gay people.

I have no idea what you're arguing here. Yes, discrimination is bad.

kunst nugget · 08-09-2015 05:58PM

mikhail wrote: »

Yes, there are, most of them some variation on adult vs child. Name another of them of substance with a cutoff higher than 21. What about the presidency makes it resonable that Leo Varadkar couldn't legally do it before last year?

It's a pretty standard cutoff age internationally.

mikhail wrote: »

I have no idea what you're arguing here. Yes, discrimination is bad.

I was saying that before the referendum was discriminatory specifically to gay people - the presidential age limit applies whether you're gay, straight, man or woman. I voted in favour of it but I'm not going to wring my hands in despair that the youth of this country are suffering because it didn't pass.

Yeah_Right · 08-09-2015 06:05PM

People who ruin a fun, lighthearted thread that lots of people are enjoying by arguing with other posters about topics that actually had their own threads and were debated to death ages ago.

Those people = ****.

Eramen · 08-09-2015 06:08PM

kunst nugget wrote: »

And what about the people under 21 that wanted to be President? You could also argue that not being allowed to marry until your 17 or 18 is ageist against pre-teens. We have age restrictions for many things in life. It's why we don't see 10 year olds driving cars. We have an age restriction for the presidency that applies equally to all people irrespective of race, gender, sexual orientation or creed - marriage prior to the referendum was discriminatory to gay people.

"It's only equality when I agree with it"..

In reality if you're deemed old enough to vote, then you should also be old enough to receive a vote in a Presidential election. It's needs no further complication. We are a republic of citizens.

No excuses about how gays deserve more 'equality' than the rest of us. Because unlike that particular group of people the under 25's have no powerful lobby group or any real political representation to speak on their behalf.. Which brings us back to the reason why a young person should be able to run for President.

Equality-whingers really are at times their own biggest enemies / hypocrites.

Wanker watch: Warning signs that someone is a tosser

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