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Kneemos's very own question thread

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  • #62
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    endacl wrote: »
    Coz.

    Next question, please.


    Dunno . You'll have to ask budgese.


    Sorry you can't ask a question.


  • #63
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    endacl wrote: »
    Coz.

    Next question, please.

    Coz Budgese has asked on Facebook and Twitter and all of Budgese's friends have gone... "Ah, Budgese!"

    But Budgese had a serious question.


  • #64
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kneemos wrote: »

    Sorry you can't ask a question.

    No you're not.


  • #65
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Budgese would like Kneemos to ask endacl how low he can go, and does he even know.


  • #66
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Budgese would like Kneemos to ask endacl how low he can go, and does he even know.

    Answer prepared. Awaiting question.


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  • #67
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Budgese wants to know how low endacl can go and if he knows.


  • #68
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    EndaHonesty wrote: »
    Superman is not powered by the sun.

    You are posting falsities ...
    Superman gets the majority of his powers from Earth's yellow star, effectively making him a giant solar battery.

    His powers rely on his cells' ability to absorb and metabolize solar energy from yellow stars like Earth's sun. His Kryptonian body is a living "solar battery" that absorbs solar energies and converts them to fuel for his powers.

    His cells also store yellow sun energy so he can use his powers under objects, at night, in dark places, and in space.


  • #69
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    kneemos wrote: »
    Budgese wants to know how low endacl can go and if he knows.

    He does know. Pretty damn low. Does it show*

    *Regular readers may note the absence of a question mark, and substitute with a rising interrogative whilst reading aloud**

    **Does not contravene the terms of the thread***

    ***May constitute a contravention of the terms of the thread


  • #70
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Actually "Does he know" was a statement. It aggravates Budgese as a person who loves and tries to adhere to grammar but as a writer of fiction also allows use of language in context to disobey and contradict.

    Budgese always enjoys Kneemos's posts and has been a fan of endacl in the religious forums.

    Budgese is going to bed now!


  • #71
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Actually "Does he know" was a statement. It aggravates Budgese as a person, who loves and tries to adhere to grammar, but, as a writer of fiction also allows use of language in context to disobey and contradict.

    Budgese always enjoys Kneemos's posts, and has been a fan of endacl in the religious forums.

    Budgese is going to bed now!

    :(
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  • #72
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ardinn wrote: »
    :(

    Budgese would like to know why ardinn is disapproving of Budgese's post.


  • #73
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Budgese would like to know why ardinn is disapproving of Budgese's post.

    I'm not, I simply added comma's!

    ;)
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  • #74
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,009 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ardinn wrote: »
    I'm not, I simply added comma's!

    ;)

    Budgese would have used commas if Budgese wanted some. Budgese is not unlearned in punctuation!


  • #75
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,496 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I wonder what would happen if everyone simply typed in an Australian accent.


  • #76
    mickstupp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭mickstupp


    BRUCE!


  • #77
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Bio Mech wrote: »
    How do you pronounce kneemos?

    Knee moss?

    Knee most (minus the t?)

    Knee moist.


  • #78
    Akrasia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,079 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    kneemos wrote: »
    If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

    Air resistance. If superman had travelled any faster within the atmosphere, the increase in pressure caused as the atmospheric gasses gets compressed in front of him would have super heated them and ignited the hydrogen in the air starting a chain reaction ultimately resulting in the entire atmosphere bursting into flames.

    Superman could have gotten to those missiles faster, but it would have ended all life on earth.

    Ban billionaires



  • #79
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,920 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is this like the amp stupidity test?


  • #80
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Is a rhetorical question a question?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #81
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,443 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Is a rhetorical question a question?

    Only if it falls in the woods.


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  • #82
    Annasopra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,236 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    mickstupp wrote: »
    BRUCE!

    SHEILA!

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • #83
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    SHEILA!



    G'Day.


  • #84
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Hahvey Norman sill Siney TV's along with other illictrical appliances.

    *bans self cos she is not kneemos*


  • #85
    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,424 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Hahvey Norman sill Siney TV's along with other illictrical appliances.

    *bans self cos she is not kneemos*

    Ban lifted because she isn't asking a question.

    Re-banned for pretending to be a mod. :pac:


  • #86
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Joeytheparrot wrote: »
    SHEILA!

    Where's me Flamin' Tinneys!*

    *Not a Question!


  • #87
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Why are you such a coward Kneemos?


  • #88
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    syklops wrote: »
    Why are you such a coward Kneemos?


    No questions allowed.


  • #89
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    The row has now spilled out into the rest of after hours - A Garda ARU is now approaching dental plan to make sure no legendary threads are harmed!
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  • #90
    Mint Aero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,570 ✭✭✭Mint Aero


    This is a classic example of mods masturbating a poster.


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  • #91
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭ardinn


    Mint Aero wrote: »
    This is a classic example of mods masturbating a poster.

    If any mod would like to make an example of me, feel free!!!!
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