Kneemos's very own question thread

03-09-2015 7:00pm #1

This thread is especially for kneemos to ask all of his questions in

Rules: no one else is allowed to ask questions. This is kneemos' special thread. All you other peasants may only answer his questions or discuss the answers given by other posters.

all kneemos's questions go here.

Kneemos, go forth and ponder.....

Gatling · 03-09-2015 7:01pm

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The Backwards Man · 03-09-2015 7:02pm

To get to the other side.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 7:05pm

This is a conspiracy.

The_Valeyard · 03-09-2015 7:06pm

Well.....since, he is 'special'

You go man, you reach for that star!!!

Menas · 03-09-2015 7:12pm

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy.

Its a good question...but I dont know how to answer...

Peregrine · 03-09-2015 7:14pm

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy.

Perhaps..

Next!

Links234 · 03-09-2015 7:16pm

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy?

Fixed.

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 7:24pm

If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?

03-09-2015 7:28pm

NachoBusiness wrote: »

If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?

Banned. Not kneemos.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 8:13pm

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El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 8:15pm

Should this not be in Feedback?

Menas · 03-09-2015 8:17pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Should this not be in Feedback?

Instaban!

03-09-2015 8:17pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Should this not be in Feedback?

Banned. Not kneemos.

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 8:19pm

Why have I not had a ban message yet?

kneemos · 03-09-2015 8:51pm

Where do seedless grapes come from?

fleet_admiral · 03-09-2015 8:52pm

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

Branchless trees

03-09-2015 8:52pm

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

kneemos · 03-09-2015 8:55pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

That's a brilliant service.

Standby.

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 8:57pm

kneemos wrote: »

That's a brilliant service.

Standby.

I bet they need to provide you with armbands when you go near your bowl of Cornflakes in the morning.

Menas · 03-09-2015 9:04pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

Almost, but no cigar.
Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.

03-09-2015 9:06pm

Menas wrote: »

Almost, but no cigar.
Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.

Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 9:10pm

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

I suck the seeds out through the stem of each and every grape and put the packs on your supermarket shelf.

Menas · 03-09-2015 9:11pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

The pros dont use google.

Mr. CooL ICE · 03-09-2015 9:14pm

Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday

NotCominBack · 03-09-2015 9:16pm

why doesnt kneemos go to school like everyone else?

DrGreenthumb · 03-09-2015 9:16pm

so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 9:19pm

As you constantly paint a room over the years, does the room get smaller with each coat?

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 9:19pm

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh

Oh lighten up, Dry Shite.

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 9:21pm

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday

I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 9:23pm

foggy_lad wrote: »

I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos

So you listened to Rays Fix it Friday on a Thursday..

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 9:28pm

Sheep Lover wrote: »

So you listened to Rays Fix it Friday on a Thursday..

Ah no it was the Thursday show but sounds like every other day of the week. they should give that slot to yer man Brendan O'Connor.

Now I'm ready for more answers to the important questions that might be asked here.

padd b1975 · 03-09-2015 9:28pm

Cliquiest. Thread. Ever.

03-09-2015 9:35pm

padd b1975 wrote: »

Cliquiest. Thread. Ever.

Clique; definition

a small close-knit group of people who do not readily allow others to join them

Kneemos and I close knit? Well that may just be the funniest goodman thing I've ever read. Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

You may answer one of kneemos questions, you are readily allowed to join us. Welcome

Pat Mustard · 03-09-2015 9:37pm

I am not a kneemos. I am a free man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcaxlxgnvf0

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 9:37pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Kneemos and I close knit?

Banned. Not kneemos.

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 9:38pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

Banned. Not kneemos.

03-09-2015 9:38pm

Fcuk

Larianne · 03-09-2015 9:41pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Oh lighten up, Dry Shite.

Funniest post I've read in a while.

Bio Mech · 03-09-2015 9:43pm

How do you pronounce kneemos?

Knee moss?

Knee most (minus the t?)

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 9:45pm

El Weirdo wrote: »

Banned. Not kneemos.

Ah it pleases warms the cockles of me heart to see my first double barrelled ban

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 9:50pm

If I may be so bold:

'Kneemos Questions for After Hours' would be a better thread title, as at the moment it could be read by users as being a thread to post their questions to him, rather than the other way around.

#justsayin
#dontbanme

nullzero · 03-09-2015 9:51pm

The answer is Christ, but what's the question you may say

kneemos · 03-09-2015 9:51pm

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

nullzero · 03-09-2015 9:53pm

kneemos wrote: »

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

Because whilst chasing the missiles he fell into a plot hole

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 9:54pm

kneemos wrote: »

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

Well you see, Kneemos, Superman has constant exponentially increasing acceleration (over time). Based on what according to deathbattle Batman allegedly said, his top flight speed was his instant movement would be: 4,722,222km/s2+ (superman would be exerting effort over time...which would drain more energy on earth than in space due to the less direct access to yellow sunlight). Superman's limitless speed does have a limit based on how much sun charge he has and is dependent on the time needed to accelerate to get to those top speeds and the amount of sun light he would be able to absorb.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 9:59pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Clique; definition

Kneemos and I close knit? Well that may just be the funniest goodman thing I've ever read. Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

If I had a Euro for every time you banned me ,well...

I could afford a happy meal.

03-09-2015 10:00pm

kneemos wrote: »

If I had a Euro for every time you banned me ,well...

I could afford a happy meal.

Alright alright, let's not make it a super size big mac meal, ok.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 10:17pm

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Well you see, Kneemos, Superman has constant exponentially increasing acceleration (over time). Based on what according to deathbattle Batman allegedly said, his top flight speed was his instant movement would be: 4,722,222km/s2+ (superman would be exerting effort over time...which would drain more energy on earth than in space due to the less direct access to yellow sunlight). Superman's limitless speed does have a limit based on how much sun charge he has and is dependent on the time needed to accelerate to get to those top speeds and the amount of sun light he would be able to absorb.

Ah.

Chucken · 03-09-2015 10:22pm

nullzero wrote: »

Because whilst chasing the missiles he fell into his cornflakes

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03-09-2015 10:38pm

If I post in this, will you ban me from AH? It's like the dailymail of boards, yet I keep coming back reading this nonsense.

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