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Kneemos's very own question thread

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  • 03-09-2015 8:00pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭


    This thread is especially for kneemos to ask all of his questions in

    Rules: no one else is allowed to ask questions. This is kneemos' special thread. All you other peasants may only answer his questions or discuss the answers given by other posters.

    all kneemos's questions go here.

    Kneemos, go forth and ponder.....


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    #2
    Gatling
    Registered Users Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


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    #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    To get to the other side.


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    #4
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This is a conspiracy.


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    #5
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Well.....since, he is 'special'


    You go man, you reach for that star!!!


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    #6
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    kneemos wrote: »
    This is a conspiracy.

    Its a good question...but I dont know how to answer...


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    Peregrine
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 26,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peregrine


    kneemos wrote: »
    This is a conspiracy.

    Perhaps..

    Next!


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    #8
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    kneemos wrote: »
    This is a conspiracy?

    Fixed. :)


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    #9
    NachoBusiness
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?


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    #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    NachoBusiness wrote: »
    If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?

    Banned. Not kneemos.


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    #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    .


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    #12
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Should this not be in Feedback?


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    #13
    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Should this not be in Feedback?

    Instaban!


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    #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Should this not be in Feedback?

    Banned. Not kneemos.


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    #15
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Why have I not had a ban message yet?


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    #16
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Where do seedless grapes come from?


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    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    kneemos wrote: »
    Where do seedless grapes come from?
    Branchless trees


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    #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    kneemos wrote: »
    Where do seedless grapes come from?

    Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds


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    #19
    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,410 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds


    That's a brilliant service.

    Standby.


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    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    kneemos wrote: »
    That's a brilliant service.

    Standby.

    I bet they need to provide you with armbands when you go near your bowl of Cornflakes in the morning.


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    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

    Almost, but no cigar.
    Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Menas wrote: »
    Almost, but no cigar.
    Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.

    Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

    Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.


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    #23
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    kneemos wrote: »
    Where do seedless grapes come from?

    I suck the seeds out through the stem of each and every grape and put the packs on your supermarket shelf.


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    Menas
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

    Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

    The pros dont use google.


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    #25
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,506 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday


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    #26
    NotCominBack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭NotCominBack


    why doesnt kneemos go to school like everyone else?


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    #27
    DrGreenthumb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 720 ✭✭✭DrGreenthumb


    so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh


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    #28
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    As you constantly paint a room over the years, does the room get smaller with each coat?


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    #29
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    DrGreenthumb wrote: »
    so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh
    Oh lighten up, Dry Shite.


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    #30
    foggy_lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Nicolas Cage wrote: »
    Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday

    I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos


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    #31
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    foggy_lad wrote: »
    I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos

    So you listened to Rays Fix it Friday on a Thursday..


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