Kneemos's very own question thread

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 10:28PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

So you listened to Rays Fix it Friday on a Thursday..

Ah no it was the Thursday show but sounds like every other day of the week. they should give that slot to yer man Brendan O'Connor.

Now I'm ready for more answers to the important questions that might be asked here.

padd b1975 · 03-09-2015 10:28PM

Cliquiest. Thread. Ever.

03-09-2015 10:35PM

padd b1975 wrote: »

Cliquiest. Thread. Ever.

Clique; definition

a small close-knit group of people who do not readily allow others to join them

Kneemos and I close knit? Well that may just be the funniest goodman thing I've ever read. Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

You may answer one of kneemos questions, you are readily allowed to join us. Welcome

Pat Mustard · 03-09-2015 10:37PM

I am not a kneemos. I am a free man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcaxlxgnvf0

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 10:37PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Kneemos and I close knit?

Banned. Not kneemos.

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 10:38PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

Banned. Not kneemos.

03-09-2015 10:38PM

Fcuk

Larianne · 03-09-2015 10:41PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Oh lighten up, Dry Shite.

Funniest post I've read in a while.

Bio Mech · 03-09-2015 10:43PM

How do you pronounce kneemos?

Knee moss?

Knee most (minus the t?)

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 10:45PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Banned. Not kneemos.

Ah it pleases warms the cockles of me heart to see my first double barrelled ban

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 10:50PM

If I may be so bold:

'Kneemos Questions for After Hours' would be a better thread title, as at the moment it could be read by users as being a thread to post their questions to him, rather than the other way around.

#justsayin
#dontbanme

nullzero · 03-09-2015 10:51PM

The answer is Christ, but what's the question you may say

kneemos · 03-09-2015 10:51PM

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

nullzero · 03-09-2015 10:53PM

kneemos wrote: »

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

Because whilst chasing the missiles he fell into a plot hole

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 10:54PM

kneemos wrote: »

If superman had almost limitless speed why did it take him so long to catch two missiles fired by Gene Hackman?

Well you see, Kneemos, Superman has constant exponentially increasing acceleration (over time). Based on what according to deathbattle Batman allegedly said, his top flight speed was his instant movement would be: 4,722,222km/s2+ (superman would be exerting effort over time...which would drain more energy on earth than in space due to the less direct access to yellow sunlight). Superman's limitless speed does have a limit based on how much sun charge he has and is dependent on the time needed to accelerate to get to those top speeds and the amount of sun light he would be able to absorb.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 10:59PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Clique; definition

Kneemos and I close knit? Well that may just be the funniest goodman thing I've ever read. Wouldn't you agree kneemos?!

If I had a Euro for every time you banned me ,well...

I could afford a happy meal.

03-09-2015 11:00PM

kneemos wrote: »

If I had a Euro for every time you banned me ,well...

I could afford a happy meal.

Alright alright, let's not make it a super size big mac meal, ok.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 11:17PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Well you see, Kneemos, Superman has constant exponentially increasing acceleration (over time). Based on what according to deathbattle Batman allegedly said, his top flight speed was his instant movement would be: 4,722,222km/s2+ (superman would be exerting effort over time...which would drain more energy on earth than in space due to the less direct access to yellow sunlight). Superman's limitless speed does have a limit based on how much sun charge he has and is dependent on the time needed to accelerate to get to those top speeds and the amount of sun light he would be able to absorb.

Ah.

Chucken · 03-09-2015 11:22PM

nullzero wrote: »

Because whilst chasing the missiles he fell into his cornflakes

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03-09-2015 11:38PM

If I post in this, will you ban me from AH? It's like the dailymail of boards, yet I keep coming back reading this nonsense.

jimgoose · 03-09-2015 11:40PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

If I post in this, will you ban me from AH? It's like the dailymail of boards, yet I keep coming back reading this nonsense.

Kanned. Not bneemos.

EndaHonesty · 04-09-2015 02:33AM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

Well you see, Kneemos, Superman has constant exponentially increasing acceleration (over time). Based on what according to deathbattle Batman allegedly said, his top flight speed was his instant movement would be: 4,722,222km/s2+ (superman would be exerting effort over time...which would drain more energy on earth than in space due to the less direct access to yellow sunlight). Superman's limitless speed does have a limit based on how much sun charge he has and is dependent on the time needed to accelerate to get to those top speeds and the amount of sun light he would be able to absorb.

Incorrect. The film Superman, with Gene Hackman, was a dramatisation of the real Superman's life. The delay in catching the missiles was for dramatic effect.

Also, Superman is not powered by the sun.

endacl · 04-09-2015 02:50AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Banned. Not kneemos.

Why was he not Kneemos?

Oh. Oopsie...

04-09-2015 02:54AM

I want Kneemos to ask a question for me, so that I don't have to start my own thread for a strange question. I would like Kneemos to ask me what my question is, so that I haven't actually asked a question. But I would like answers to this question. Kneemos can you ask me what my question is... oh wait that's a question! ****. Pm'ing Kneemos.

04-09-2015 02:55AM

This game is very difficult!!

endacl · 04-09-2015 02:56AM

This is not a question?

It's a statement?

I should not be penalised for my errant punctuation?

04-09-2015 02:57AM

endacl wrote: »

This is not a question?

It's a statement?

I should not be penalised for my errant punctuation?

I asked Kneemos if he could ask a question for me. I asked him a question.

04-09-2015 02:58AM

The ... was me trailing off when I realised that I was asking him a question so had to stop short in my tracks, tricked by the thread!

kneemos · 04-09-2015 03:10AM

budgese wants to know why sign people only appear after 2am,are deaf people nocturnal?and why aren't they on during prime time?

endacl · 04-09-2015 03:13AM

kneemos wrote: »

budgese wants to know why sign people only appear after 2am,are deaf people nocturnal?and why aren't they on during prime time?

Coz.

Next question, please.

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