Kneemos's very own question thread

03-09-2015 08:00PM #1

This thread is especially for kneemos to ask all of his questions in

Rules: no one else is allowed to ask questions. This is kneemos' special thread. All you other peasants may only answer his questions or discuss the answers given by other posters.

all kneemos's questions go here.

Kneemos, go forth and ponder.....

Gatling · 03-09-2015 08:01PM

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The Backwards Man · 03-09-2015 08:02PM

To get to the other side.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 08:05PM

This is a conspiracy.

The_Valeyard · 03-09-2015 08:06PM

Well.....since, he is 'special'

You go man, you reach for that star!!!

Menas · 03-09-2015 08:12PM

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy.

Its a good question...but I dont know how to answer...

Peregrine · 03-09-2015 08:14PM

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy.

Perhaps..

Next!

Links234 · 03-09-2015 08:16PM

kneemos wrote: »

This is a conspiracy?

Fixed.

NachoBusiness · 03-09-2015 08:24PM

If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?

03-09-2015 08:28PM

NachoBusiness wrote: »

If an Artane Boy, who hated his uniform so much that he became a train driver, gets fired for peeing in the cabin and then gets lost on his way home cause the road signs are not in sequence (resulting in his starving wife eating tin food from the lower shelf cause she couldn't reach the top one) ends up having a small baby, should a priest really be able to forgive him for enjoying mayo on his chips?

Banned. Not kneemos.

kneemos · 03-09-2015 09:13PM

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El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 09:15PM

Should this not be in Feedback?

Menas · 03-09-2015 09:17PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Should this not be in Feedback?

Instaban!

03-09-2015 09:17PM

El Weirdo wrote: »

Should this not be in Feedback?

Banned. Not kneemos.

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 09:19PM

Why have I not had a ban message yet?

kneemos · 03-09-2015 09:51PM

Where do seedless grapes come from?

fleet_admiral · 03-09-2015 09:52PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

Branchless trees

03-09-2015 09:52PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

kneemos · 03-09-2015 09:55PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

That's a brilliant service.

Standby.

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 09:57PM

kneemos wrote: »

That's a brilliant service.

Standby.

I bet they need to provide you with armbands when you go near your bowl of Cornflakes in the morning.

Menas · 03-09-2015 10:04PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Well kneemos, the plants that grow them are actually clones. So instead of growing them from seeds, they're grown from cuttings taken from existing plants. Obviously, the first seedless grapes were from a plant that arose through mutation - a genetic change - that meant that it didn't have seeds

Almost, but no cigar.
Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.

03-09-2015 10:06PM

Menas wrote: »

Almost, but no cigar.
Seedless grapes actually do contain seeds at some point. But a genetic error prevents the seeds from forming hard outer coats like normal seeds do.

Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 10:10PM

kneemos wrote: »

Where do seedless grapes come from?

I suck the seeds out through the stem of each and every grape and put the packs on your supermarket shelf.

Menas · 03-09-2015 10:11PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Google said that was the answer and Google is never wrong so therefore you must be wrong, Mr. Wrong from wrong town.

Kneemos, don't mind him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

The pros dont use google.

Mr. CooL ICE · 03-09-2015 10:14PM

Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday

NotCominBack · 03-09-2015 10:16PM

why doesnt kneemos go to school like everyone else?

DrGreenthumb · 03-09-2015 10:16PM

so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 10:19PM

As you constantly paint a room over the years, does the room get smaller with each coat?

El Weirdo · 03-09-2015 10:19PM

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

so mods now decide who can and who can not ask questions in a public form thread, makes me laugh

Oh lighten up, Dry Shite.

foggy_lad · 03-09-2015 10:21PM

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

Kneemos is like every single caller ever to Ray Darcy's Fixit Friday

I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos

Sheep Lover · 03-09-2015 10:23PM

foggy_lad wrote: »

I tried listening to Ray's show today but found more enjoyment and contentment in sucking grape seeds, could do with a lip balm now, I'm all puckered out:D Hope you appreciate my efforts Mr kneemos

So you listened to Rays Fix it Friday on a Thursday..

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