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luxuries you'd love to have

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    #62
    DoYouEvenLift
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    A personal chef that works with a dietician to prepare all my meals to fit my macros, a full time personal trainer/lifting partner/coach and a doctor well versed in steroids...I'd have my goal physique within a year or two and it'd have been the easiest process ever.


    And a yacht. I want a yacht!


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    #63
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Bongalongherb wrote: »
    So far most folk are being very greedy and want too much, this is why you cannot have them all. A simple request for 1 thing only and I might just give you your wish. Greediness will get you nothing but a lost wish.

    Some person told me a while ago that they wanted the moon, the stars in the sky. I bought this person a telescope. It didn't work out for him either.
    is that a no on the dishes so???


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    #64
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    kylith wrote: »
    I'd love a stylist/shopper. I reckon I could look pretty good if I scrubbed up but I hate shopping and I find it hard to put an outfit together without looking like a bag lady.

    Oh yeah this too.
    And a beauty team who visit every morning to do my hair and makeup!


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    #65
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users Posts: 3,191 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    Full night sleep with a lie in


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    #66
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    kylith wrote: »
    I'd love a stylist/shopper. I reckon I could look pretty good if I scrubbed up but I hate shopping and I find it hard to put an outfit together without looking like a bag lady.

    Yes! I need to sign up for this as well


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    #67
    Alf Veedersane
    Registered Users Posts: 24,557 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    Full night sleep with a lie in

    Actually scrub my previous answer.

    I'm singing up to this newsletter.


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    #68
    conorh91
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Oh yeah this too.
    And a beauty team who visit every morning to do my hair and makeup!
    You stole my avatar and you're not even a MAN?:pac:


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    #69
    Amirani
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,521 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    bluewolf wrote: »
    is that a no on the dishes so???

    Ah they're not that bad.


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    #70
    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    conorh91 wrote: »
    You stole my avatar and you're not even a MAN?:pac:

    Technically, Troy McClure is Dr.Zauis! :D So I didnt think any other avatar would be apt!

    And yes, I am but a mere mortal woman :pac:


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    #71
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Id love windows that never need to be cleaned,hair that looks like the hairdresser does it all the time and a school that doesnt give my kids homework ever..not looking for much really:)


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    #72
    conorh91
    Registered Users Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! wrote: »
    Technically, Troy McClure is Dr.Zauis! :D So I didnt think any other avatar would be apt!

    And yes, I am but a mere mortal woman :pac:
    Every time I see one of your posts I think, "when did I write that...?"


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    #73
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    bluewolf wrote: »
    is that a no on the dishes so???

    That wish has been granted. Leave the dishes as they are and when you wake up in the morning the dishes will be cleaned for you and put in the cub-bard. Do not be shocked by this in any shape or form, it's not magical or a ghost doing it, it is purely mental thought.


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    #74
    Keplar240B
    Registered Users Posts: 883 ✭✭✭Keplar240B


    Live in a hotel, buffet breakfasts and room.cleaned when you pop out


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    #75
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Alf Veedersane wrote: »
    Actually scrub my previous answer.

    I'm singing up to this newsletter.

    The newsletter song ? is it any good ? please upload it to youtube when you have finished singing the song so we can listen.

    Thanks.

    Yes, I'm an asshole, big ****ing asshole.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QanSncncDNw


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    #76
    Ging Ging
    Registered Users Posts: 268 ✭✭Ging Ging


    Junkyard Tom wrote:
    An Elephant.


    Two elephants


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    #77
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Two trunks of money.


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    #78
    Charlie19
    Registered Users Posts: 11,728 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    New knees.


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    #79
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 28,118 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    My own team of midgets to serve me Louis lane for breakfast on silver service


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    #80
    Junkyard Tom
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    An army of ducks to do my bidding.


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    #81
    DivingDuck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭DivingDuck


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    An army of ducks to do my bidding.

    We'll require permanent contracts and excellent healthcare, but PM me and we can work something out.


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    #82
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Cocaine that's made from prostitutes, and prostitutes made from cocaine.


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    #83
    Tin Foil Hat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Tin Foil Hat


    Space. I'd love a house with massive rooms like you see in American movies.


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    #84
    DivingDuck
    Registered Users Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭DivingDuck


    Tin Foil Hat wrote: »
    Space. I'd love a house with massive rooms like you see in American movies.

    Easily achieved, even in an Irish home: knock out most of the walls except for a one-foot pillar at either side. ;) Most of those homes never seem to have any internal walls!

    In addition to this, they never seem to have a guest bedroom available, either, despite the downstairs looking to be in excess of about 1500sqft...


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    #85
    Lucyfur
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    Some to wash the clothes. And dry the clothes. And above all, put away the clothes.


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    #86
    Filmer Paradise
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    Ging Ging wrote: »
    Two elephants

    Elephants are so last week. I'd prefer a Giraffe.:cool:

    Also, I'd like a Time Machine to take me back to 1989.

    (I'd love to be 21 again with the knowledge I have now.)


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    #87
    [Deleted User]
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    time for regret.


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    #88
    Bongalongherb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Indeed. If you're a young person and have these strange visions of travelling the world, don't think of it as an anomaly, just do it and travel this crazy world through cities and nature, you were given a vision for a reason so use it and get the hell out of this place neck-high in banana quangos.


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    #89
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Health. Once you realise you don't have it and time is limited, everything else is secondary and insignificant. All your euros in the bank and worldly goods soon become irrelevant if you're not going to be around to enjoy.


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    #90
    PM me nudes
    Registered Users Posts: 1,393 ✭✭✭PM me nudes


    A home gym


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    #91
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Gran Hermano wrote: »
    Health. Once you realise you don't have it and time is limited, everything else is secondary and insignificant. All your euros in the bank and worldly goods soon become irrelevant if you're not going to be around to enjoy.
    Thats a fantastic contribution. Its made me think a bit and I hope that these thoughts stay with me. Thanks.


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