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luxuries you'd love to have

  • 22-08-2015 4:57pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    I'd love an on- hand cook to make anything I felt like having at the click of a finger. A personal assistant to fetch the shopping, cleaning and other small errands when I can't be arsed to.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    A Mercedes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,066 ✭✭✭bop1977


    Money


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,696 ✭✭✭Lisha


    I'd love some spare cash every once in a while


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    A Jacuzzi that I could take a crap in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭cmssjone


    Dove soap


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    Don't click your fingers at people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    A sexy woman who isn't high maintenance.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Royal Scruffy Beagle


    someone to do the dishes and put them away again. every morning
    and mop the floor as well


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A new foot , the right one gives me terrible gyp .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    A sexy woman who isn't high maintenance.

    No such thing exists.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    An Elephant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,088 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    This would be pretty cool...



    .. if it talks I shall call it KARR (always preferred the "evil twin" to goody-goody KITT :p)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,824 ✭✭✭Qualitymark


    Full body transplant


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    A sleep-in every Saturday and Sunday morning. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    An office. Set up my computers, scanner, bits and pieces, get a printer. If it was overlooking a cliff on the oceanfront that would be even better. Good broadband is a must though.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 426 ✭✭custard gannet


    MAAATTTTTLOCCCKKKKK


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    A man cave kitted out with the best tv, stereo, games consoles etc


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Time Machine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,876 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    An Elephant.

    You did. His name was Stampy. You loved him


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    If everybody had a slave including the slaves how would that work !

    I suppose the last person would be really pissed off !

    Mind you if you couldn't become a slave until say 18 then there would always be new slave in the pipeline !

    Ye can see I have given this a lot of thought !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    A live in massage therapist


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,381 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    I would like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,592 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Peace of Mind ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,962 ✭✭✭r93kaey5p2izun


    My own home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,859 ✭✭✭Duckjob


    A sleep-in every Saturday and Sunday morning. :(

    A sleep-in any Saturday or Sunday morning. :(:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    An 18 hole,indoor golf course.The bunkers would contain cocaine instead of boring old sand,with prostitutes as greenkeepers,and somebody onsite to teach me how to play golf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 126 ✭✭Severard




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    I'd love to have the luxury of a house or cottage on the beach on the west or south coast of Ireland. This damn lotto better come in in two minutes.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,404 ✭✭✭✭vicwatson


    Fillet steak and wild salmon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Playboy


    A 10 minute walk to work so I could avoid the horrendously over crowded tube every morning. Also a cook on hand who can make healthy food taste delicious!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,389 ✭✭✭NachoBusiness


    Yacht in a marina somewhere in the south of France. Bigger enough to live on.
    If you ever want to see someone living the dream, Google Eddie Irvine and Yacht.
    Heavens above some people have the life. Think I might start doing the lottery again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    A pool heater so I can swim all year long.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,454 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    The funds to be able to fly first class every time I travel. Or better still, a private jet.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Royal Scruffy Beagle


    ceadaoin. wrote: »
    The funds to be able to fly first class every time I travel. Or better still, a private jet.

    That'd be cool to try first class sometime
    I'm sure I would make a show of myself :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,454 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    bluewolf wrote: »
    That'd be cool to try first class sometime
    I'm sure I would make a show of myself :D

    I'd say it makes flying long haul a totally bearable experience. Those private cabins some airlines have on the new Airbus planes look amazing too. You can make a show of yourself in the privacy of your own room! It would be hard to justify the cost of it though, unless you're super rich.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I'd love to just every so once in a while have a day to myself. It would be so nice to have no one to think of but me, from the moment I woke till bedtime. Nobody wanting me to do something for them, nobody needing a lift somewhere. I'd be quite happy to spend the day reading a good book and drinking tea. Someone to hand me food would be nice too :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    A really nice shower.
    Air conditioning
    Decent car.
    Take away every friday. Etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,075 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    A swimming pool and Penelope Cruz as my lifeguard

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    73Cat wrote: »
    I'd love to just every so once in a while have a day to myself. It would be so nice to have no one to think of but me, from the moment I woke till bedtime. Nobody wanting me to do something for them, nobody needing a lift somewhere. I'd be quite happy to spend the day reading a good book and drinking tea. Someone to hand me food would be nice too :)

    And that's exactly why I will be moving down to Stoneyisland in the coming years. Dublin can do the robot-rush as much as it likes, I'm outa here. Peace and quiet on the lake chilling the day away on my small boat or canoe, fcuking rat-race.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 600 ✭✭✭SMJSF


    A bigger apartment than 9x11ft!!!
    Air con.
    A dishwasher.
    To live in the country.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 873 ✭✭✭Casey78


    A big mickey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    A dishwasher and a garden.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    A helicopter. I am determined to someday own a helicopter. I don't care if I never fly first class, never have IRFU Patrons' Club (season) tickets, or never drive a sports car.

    I.want.a.helicopter.

    They're expensive, but not outrageously expensive, so this is achievable if you work very hard and forego luxuries such as children, food, mortgages, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭mackeire


    2 ply toilet roll


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 270 ✭✭Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius!


    You know that feeling when you put on a brand new pair of socks?

    That. A new pair of socks to wear everyday.

    If I ever won the lotto, id never wear the same pair of socks twice.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,828 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Any of the things my parents generation took for granted and are now beyond the reach of the average person, such as a reasonable sized house in a decent area and a pensionable job with reasonable prospects, the ability to put aside and save money maybe have a holiday now and then, basically not be up the walls with stress and anxiety all the time.

    Glazers Out!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Bongalongherb


    Casey78 wrote: »
    A big mickey.

    You Called.

    How can I help you ?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    A watch that cost more that my house


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,396 ✭✭✭DivingDuck


    A top of the line Mac Pro.
    A cinema room.
    A heated indoor pool.
    A holiday home somewhere warm.
    A chauffeur car on standby.
    The means to travel first class every time.

    I have very simple tastes.


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