Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

signostic · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

she`s over 50 now...need serious professionals now...

Hamilcar · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

GSOH.................... Overweight.....bald.. sweaty.................but I'm a good laugh

Dan Jaman · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

She should get together with John with the front room/house full of newspapers. They could catalogue the back issues together.

mojesius · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

When she saw him wobbling towards her...

Dan Jaman · 17-08-2015 02:34PM

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

When your 50 the chance of meeting David Hasselhoff types who are still single is slim.

Or still slim, for that matter.

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-08-2015 02:34PM

I wonder why

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:34PM

starting to know why luv !

i'd be back to the ma too.

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:34PM

Is loitering in the frozen foods aisle no longer a thing?

Mike Guide 69 · 17-08-2015 02:34PM

Do you blame the ex partner, dodged a bullet there.........

Flukey · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

djemba djemba wrote: »

I am going to set up a dating agency with a bit of dog training on the side. Some people are just mad to give their money away

Throw in a tree-cutting division, and you'll make your fortune.

ButtersSuki · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

2smiggy · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

haha , the previous 'partner' moved back in with his mother instead of staying with her. Could be telling her something

Roger_007 · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

The man is not yet born who would meet that wan's requirements........that's why she's on her own!

Uncle Ben · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?

somesoldiers · 17-08-2015 02:35PM

If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:36PM

Uncle Ben wrote: »

Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?

just thank god they do, ya could get matched up with one !

somesoldiers · 17-08-2015 02:36PM

Help Me Rhonda

17-08-2015 02:37PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole

Now, you've been at the wine this lunchtime, haven't you?

Dan Jaman · 17-08-2015 02:37PM

snubbleste wrote: »

Is loitering in the frozen foods aisle no longer a thing?

Tried that; got a cold sausage.

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:37PM

I broke me back, joe

Flukey · 17-08-2015 02:37PM

Uncle Ben wrote: »

Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?

It keeps the thread going.

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:38PM

LITERALLY "dog bites man" story here !

Roger_007 · 17-08-2015 02:38PM

somesoldiers wrote: »

If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole

Unfortunately Cheryl Cole would pay them €1000 not to set you up with her.:D

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:38PM

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Tried that; got a cold sausage.

That's why they put up the 'no frotting' signs

17-08-2015 02:38PM

Did she say "the dog bit me Charlie's"??

The_Mac · 17-08-2015 02:38PM

Holy **** she sounds like Brendan O'Carroll's wife, the one who plays Cathy on Mrs Brown's Boys.

Tiger Mcilroy · 17-08-2015 02:38PM

lol Send the dog back up to me with 280 sellotaped to its head and i'll sort it out.

mojesius · 17-08-2015 02:39PM

Jesus. This Henry fella sounds like a right chancer

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:39PM

ah come on after all that we didnt even hear if the dog got a kick ?

signostic · 17-08-2015 02:39PM

snubbleste wrote: »

I broke me back, joe

she cut Joe off just as he was about to ask about the broken back...

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