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  • #8612
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    she`s over 50 now...need serious professionals now...


  • #8613
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    GSOH.................... Overweight.....bald.. sweaty.................but I'm a good laugh


  • #8614
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    She should get together with John with the front room/house full of newspapers. They could catalogue the back issues together.


  • #8615
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    When she saw him wobbling towards her...


  • #8616
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    When your 50 the chance of meeting David Hasselhoff types who are still single is slim.

    Or still slim, for that matter.


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  • #8617
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I wonder why


  • #8618
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    starting to know why luv !

    :D

    i'd be back to the ma too.


  • #8619
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Is loitering in the frozen foods aisle no longer a thing?


  • #8620
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Do you blame the ex partner, dodged a bullet there.........


  • #8621
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    djemba djemba wrote: »
    I am going to set up a dating agency with a bit of dog training on the side. Some people are just mad to give their money away

    Throw in a tree-cutting division, and you'll make your fortune.


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  • #8622
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    nom_2161_p1_639d7.jpg


  • #8623
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    haha , the previous 'partner' moved back in with his mother instead of staying with her. Could be telling her something


  • #8624
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    The man is not yet born who would meet that wan's requirements........that's why she's on her own!


  • #8625
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?


  • #8626
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole


  • #8627
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?

    just thank god they do, ya could get matched up with one !


  • #8628
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Help Me Rhonda


  • #8629
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole

    Now, you've been at the wine this lunchtime, haven't you?


  • #8630
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Is loitering in the frozen foods aisle no longer a thing?
    Tried that; got a cold sausage.


  • #8631
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    I broke me back, joe


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  • #8632
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Uncle Ben wrote: »
    Why do all these nuts ring Joe to warn the rest of us?

    It keeps the thread going.


  • #8633
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    LITERALLY "dog bites man" story here !


  • #8634
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    somesoldiers wrote: »
    If they could guarantee to find you the perfect match they'd charge a lot more than e500. I'd pay e50K if they set me up with Cheryl Cole

    Unfortunately Cheryl Cole would pay them €1000 not to set you up with her.:D


  • #8635
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Tried that; got a cold sausage.
    That's why they put up the 'no frotting' signs


  • #8636
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,238 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Did she say "the dog bit me Charlie's"??


  • #8637
    The_Mac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 ✭✭The_Mac


    Holy **** she sounds like Brendan O'Carroll's wife, the one who plays Cathy on Mrs Brown's Boys.


  • #8638
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    lol Send the dog back up to me with 280 sellotaped to its head and i'll sort it out.


  • #8639
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Jesus. This Henry fella sounds like a right chancer


  • #8640
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    ah come on after all that we didnt even hear if the dog got a kick ?


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  • #8641
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    snubbleste wrote: »
    I broke me back, joe

    she cut Joe off just as he was about to ask about the broken back...


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