Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

ButtersSuki · 17-08-2015 02:29PM

I have 3 words for you missus:

Copper Face Jacks.

Flukey · 17-08-2015 02:29PM

If a fella rang in and said a woman was overweight, the phone lines would be hopping.

Uncle Ben · 17-08-2015 02:29PM

ThisRegard wrote: »

She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.

The way things are in Turkey now she would've got half a dozen from half a dozen different countries.

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:29PM

Joe asks the sensible question - Whoy?

Dan Jaman · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

"Almost 50."
So... 62, then.

Roger_007 · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

I wonder what her date thought of her?

signostic · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

maybe the dating company should take over training the dogs and dog training company take over the dating...

mojesius · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

There ya go. She didn't want to date a fatty

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

if she doesnt trust her own judgement why the hell should a guy who gets matched up with her?

good god this is car crash stuff.

Mike Guide 69 · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

Smallest violin in the world been played now!!!

Atlantic Dawn · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

"The professionals", lol. Anyone you pay €500 to doesn't automatically become a professional because you spent that much.

Tiger Mcilroy · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

She sounds like a catch.

djemba djemba · 17-08-2015 02:30PM

I am going to set up a dating agency with a bit of dog training on the side. Some people are just mad to give their money away

Uncle Ben · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wonder what her date thought of her?

Well, actually....

ButtersSuki · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

I suppose she was expecting George Clooney to turn up?

George Clooney to turn up with Brad Pitt in tow in case she wasn't interested in him.

SEPT 23 1989 · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

extremely damaged goods here

ThisRegard · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

What's up with Joe's line of questioning here.

Atlantic Dawn · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Cilla Black lord rest her could have matched her up...

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wonder what her date thought of her?

Date on line 3

constitutionus · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Flukey wrote: »

If a fella rang in and said a woman was overweight, the phone lines would be hopping.

was just thinking that.

if anyone said "no fat chicks" the ivana backis of the world would be on going nuts.

Hamilcar · 17-08-2015 02:31PM

Copper face jacks............ guaranteed

Roger_007 · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

I'd say she has many moments of madness............most of her moments, in fact!

Flukey · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

I wonder what her date thought of her?

We'll never know. He's probably in the Foreign Legion by now.

djemba djemba · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

Joe keep her on the phone there. Ray can get another dating segment out of her

Mike Guide 69 · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

"When you saw him crawling towards you..............."

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

Whoy, whoy?

snubbleste · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

Joe apologises

Atlantic Dawn · 17-08-2015 02:32PM

When your 50 the chance of meeting David Hasselhoff types who are still single is slim.

2smiggy · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

'repulsed' , hope the man is not listening

ButtersSuki · 17-08-2015 02:33PM

"I wouldn't say repulsed Joe, just absolutely disgusted at the very sight of him and his big fat belly."

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