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  • #8582
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    I have 3 words for you missus:

    Copper Face Jacks.


  • #8583
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    If a fella rang in and said a woman was overweight, the phone lines would be hopping.


  • #8584
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.

    The way things are in Turkey now she would've got half a dozen from half a dozen different countries.


  • #8585
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe asks the sensible question - Whoy?


  • #8586
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Almost 50."
    So... 62, then.


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  • #8587
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I wonder what her date thought of her?


  • #8588
    signostic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    maybe the dating company should take over training the dogs and dog training company take over the dating...


  • #8589
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    There ya go. She didn't want to date a fatty


  • #8590
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    if she doesnt trust her own judgement why the hell should a guy who gets matched up with her?

    good god this is car crash stuff.


  • #8591
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    Smallest violin in the world been played now!!!


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  • #8592
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    "The professionals", lol. Anyone you pay €500 to doesn't automatically become a professional because you spent that much.


  • #8593
    Tiger Mcilroy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭Tiger Mcilroy


    She sounds like a catch.


  • #8594
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    I am going to set up a dating agency with a bit of dog training on the side. Some people are just mad to give their money away


  • #8595
    Uncle Ben
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 ✭✭✭Uncle Ben


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder what her date thought of her?

    Well, actually....


  • #8596
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I suppose she was expecting George Clooney to turn up?

    George Clooney to turn up with Brad Pitt in tow in case she wasn't interested in him.


  • #8597
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    extremely damaged goods here


  • #8598
    ThisRegard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    What's up with Joe's line of questioning here.


  • #8599
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Cilla Black lord rest her could have matched her up...


  • #8600
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder what her date thought of her?
    Date on line 3


  • #8601
    constitutionus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 ✭✭✭constitutionus


    Flukey wrote: »
    If a fella rang in and said a woman was overweight, the phone lines would be hopping.


    was just thinking that.

    if anyone said "no fat chicks" the ivana backis of the world would be on going nuts.


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  • #8602
    Hamilcar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭Hamilcar


    Copper face jacks............ guaranteed


  • #8603
    Roger_007
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I'd say she has many moments of madness............most of her moments, in fact!


  • #8604
    Flukey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,006 ✭✭✭✭Flukey


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    I wonder what her date thought of her?

    We'll never know. He's probably in the Foreign Legion by now.


  • #8605
    djemba djemba
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Joe keep her on the phone there. Ray can get another dating segment out of her


  • #8606
    Mike Guide 69
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,546 ✭✭✭Mike Guide 69


    "When you saw him crawling towards you..............."


  • #8607
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Whoy, whoy?


  • #8608
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,119 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Joe apologises


  • #8609
    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,596 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    When your 50 the chance of meeting David Hasselhoff types who are still single is slim.


  • #8610
    2smiggy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 23,248 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'repulsed' , hope the man is not listening


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  • #8611
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    "I wouldn't say repulsed Joe, just absolutely disgusted at the very sight of him and his big fat belly."


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