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Liveline Thread 17/06/2015 to date

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,105 drugstore cowboy
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    Car crash coming


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 Hamilcar
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    you gave up an evening of sitting at home on your own


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,843 Uncle Ben
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    Pics Maura or gtfo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ButtersSuki
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    I love these callers eejits.

    Laydeez: give me €545 and I'll take you out for an hour and I'll tell you what's wrong with you.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    What happened to putting an old ad in Irelands Own?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,539 Mike Guide 69
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    The_Mac wrote: »
    Right **** the dead people, back to the dogs.

    Well inform this one about dogging, might help :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 Roger_007
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    I can't believe I'm hearing this. Is this woman for real or is it a wind-up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 Dan Jaman
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    Flukey wrote: »
    She should have gone to Bangkok.

    That was her intention, at any rate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 Fujitsu10
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    Flukey wrote: »
    Skippy, or was it Flipper?

    Reminds me of a joke..

    Was skippy's dad a Policeman or a Park Ranger?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    LOL "I'm not able to find or meet anyone here in Dublin"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 Flukey
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    ThisRegard wrote: »
    This topic is the only reason why I tuned in today.

    Ring Joe fast. Now that Cilla is gone, he may be able to set up a blind date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 SEPT 23 1989
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    you sound like a catch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 constitutionus
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    oh yeah, your really gonna get man now after this.

    bloody hell talk about high maitenance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,477 2smiggy
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    Jesus this one is not the sharpest tool in the box ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 mojesius
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    "This man doesn't fit. I want a refund!" Ffs

    550 euro :O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 signostic
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    maybe she will leave her number with Joe...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 somesoldiers
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    They are not going to give away the secrets to their algorithm, maybe it's the same one used on Ray Foleys awful show on TV3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,314 Atlantic Dawn
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    Does that matchmaking lad in Clare charge those prices?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ThisRegard
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    She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 426 The_Mac
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    Did he just say a hundred million people live in Dublin.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 Roger_007
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    I suppose she was expecting George Clooney to turn up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 somesoldiers
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    She should have rang the next show, Cupid Kelly could have set her up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,314 Atlantic Dawn
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    Do women not usually like a giant of a man to protect them, not someone their own size?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,336 Hamilcar
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    Stupid naive woman........................... Perfect. whats your number love


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 snubbleste
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    A fat man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,005 Flukey
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    snubbleste wrote: »
    LOL "I'm not able to find or meet anyone here in Dublin"

    She's only 5 foot 3 inches. There aren't many Oompa Loompas in Dublin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,988 constitutionus
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    did ya specify "no fatties " in your list ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,469 jetfiremuck
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    Sounds like an absolute Knut. It's no wonder the lads bailed..... Plenty of these bitter women around.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 SEPT 23 1989
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    overweight wearing a wig?:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,314 Atlantic Dawn
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    ThisRegard wrote: »
    She could have gone on holidays to Turkey and flown home a Turkish waiter with her for that money.

    With a hefty langer on him :D


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